Hey, Taruto, be careful
When you go outside today
I think that it may be unsafe
For you to go and play.
You may see flying pigs
When you're walking down the street
Because Pai's got a girlfriend
Someone who thinks he's sweet.
Who knew this would be possible?
I can't believe it's true
Pai never said he had a crush,
Unlike me and you.
I saw them on a park bench,
She was playing with his hair.
When he took out some food he brought,
He was willing to share.
Can you believe he'd go for her?
The ugly, clumsy Mew
He said she 'saw into his heart'
Guess there's nothing we can do…
They just go to museums
But apparently they've kissed
The logical Pai that we once knew
Is very sorely missed!