Chapter 6
Log 6
Okay I figured something out maybe if I go and grow food on Mars I would have enough food until NASI.. I think that's what the place is called. Or NADA or NACEY. I'm gonna go with NACEY. I found out that I could grow potatoes with my Poop and and use humility way length with this plastic thing that could heat up the wavelength using fire cause the plastic thing to sweat like water but putting it around the area. I'm gonna start setting it up but before I do that I also found out I can make a charging station to get electricity from the Sun using this thin which I forgot what it's called but it's gonna work. I know it will work because I won't stop. Because I run things and Things don't run me Don't take nothing from nobody. Yeah It's my party I can do what I want. Don't forget to check out my video "We can't stop"
Chapter 7
Log 7
I've been growing potatoes with my shit outside and by the ship. I finally feel smart for once. I the plastic blanket thing that gotten heated up with the fire I made. Now I have heat everywhere in the ship. When they grow I well have fresh potatoes to make mash potatoes and french fries. I want to figure out how to make milk. Now since I have the sun reflection with the Solar System. I now have electricity. YESSS. Now I can check my blogs on Instagram and Facebook. My friends and boyfriend are probably worried about it. When I come back to Mars my friends are gonna be so happy to see me and my boyfriend is gonna be so happy he's gonna me to put my sexy ass on his face so he can eat it out and blow in it. Yeah. . Anyways now I have Google by my side to find out how to make milk without a cow since there's no animals on Mars. But for now I'm going to look up my blogs since I worked hard today so I deserve to rest. I now have the Internet again and my phone.
Miley Cyrus did not work at all today. All she did was sit in the bathroom doing you know what and taking poops all day. She wanted to keep using more Poop to grow more potatoes. Now since she has the Internet setted up because of her Hotspot she is now gonna use all her power.
Chapter: 8
Log 8
I actually did it. I now have potatoes and I've been eating so many french fries with bread. I love french fries but now I have organic Miley potatoes. Now I have some food for until I get rescue from NANCY. I post a blog saying I'm stuck on mars. I've been here for 2 months now and I'm starting to feel lonely. I have to set up my bedtimes because I can have power when I have no sun for the Solar system. It sucks but at least I can look at my phone before I go to bed. I have to have my food before night time and I'm scared that the dust storm well Break my windows and kill me. Well I'm gonna go to bed now. Tomorrow is a new day. Like usual for now.
Chapter 9
Back from Earth NASA found a post Miley posted on twitter saying that "Im is stuck on Mars but NANCY well save me soon so don't worry I'll be home twerking on fans soon." "Who's NANCY?" Said Teddy
One of the workers was like "I think she's talking about us. She think NASA Is called NANCY". Everyone at NASA was wondering what happened to the ship and how it took town there flight systems. Teddy already knows that the security guards passed out from Miley. The the team needed the parts from the ship and now they have no choice but to figure out how they're gonna save miley. But they have to figure out quickly before she has no food and dies. This has been going all over the news and it's been on Tosh.O, MTV, and even on Disney's new. Everyone was shocked that Miley Cyrus was alive and still alive on Mars. Her friends would have been happier that she's been gone for 2 months but pissed to know that she's alive.
Chapter 10
Back on Mars Miley has been contacting everyone on her blogs and trying to get home. Unfortunately there has been no response from anyone. Not even from NASA. Miley has been bored all day and Has been sleeping for 2 days straight not realize her crops are over growing and she still hasn't figure out how to make milk without a cow.