Chapter 2
After excusing himself, Naruto left the room in search of fresh air. He jumped to the top of the school roof and looked up to the sky, with the night's breeze kissing his skin. He stared at the fragmented moon in wonder, thinking of all the possible reasons if was like that. A large bomb perhaps? Or a meteor? Well he would find out soon.
"Hey Kurama, what would happen if I fixed the moon?" he asked internally, wondering what changes would be evident if he did so. There was silence for a few seconds, well not silence per say but it was pretty quiet, not factoring in the light breezes in the air.
"The ocean's tides would be messed up and it would probably change the climate of different regions so I don't recommend you do that" Kurama responded. Naruto nodded, "I see" he thought as he saw a shooting star.
"I wish for a harem of sexy ladies"
"….."
"Moron."
"Oi!"
Naruto sighed as he let his legs dangle of the roof as he stared at the moon. It flashed bright red for a moment and got rings with commas on them. He took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, "I must not let my past get to me. At least my teammates are here but it is a great shame everyone else is being converted into a Zetsu" he thought. His pants got wet spots.
He moved his arm to wipe his tears as he sensed a familiar presence appear beside him. "You know, you never answered Hinata but I'm sure she knows you love her. I am sure her dream right now is living life with you".
"Sadly this fool failed to make that life a reality, instead her body, mind, personality and her memories are being rewritten, losing who she was, what she built and what she achieved" he responded in reference to himself.
"We as team 7 did our best to stop Kaguya, though we succeeded in defeating her, we were unable to return to our home dimension" she tried to cheer him up. "Because I overloaded once of my portals with my chakra" he responded. "We never know, the kage and the 6 paths probably figured out how to release the gen jutsu. You know with you guys throwing tailed beast balls around, there must be plenty of tailed beast chakra lingering in the battlefield" she said, hoping to reassure him.
Naruto remained silent. She placed her hand on his shoulder and gripped it firmly, "It's going to be okay" she pulls him in for a hug which he didn't respond to. "You are our precious brother, we love you and will always be there for you. Just try to let go of the past" she whispered into his ear.
They remained like that for a few more minutes until they heard soft foot steps behind them. "Don't tell me the loser is still depressed about that." . Naruto got out of Sakura's arms and glared at Sasuke who smirked, "We will be with you always. Quit sulking, it doesn't suit you. Hurry up, Ruby was looking for you." He chuckled. "Take a bath and get into sleep wear. Sakura, I want to see that sexy lingerie we got the other day on you" he continued with a small smile. Sakura shone like a beacon at the idea.
Naruto got all sorts of funny idea and became a chibi as a result. His mouth was streaming with saliva as his eyes got stars in them.
He began floating towards Sasuke, still drooling and making creepy groping motions that Satou Kazuma would be proud with his hand. "That would be a great treat for my eyes, I must have it! Let me join you!" he said in a perverted tone, ignoring Sakura's KI.
Poke…
"GAH! MY EYES YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Naruto roared in pain while clutching his eyes . The Uchiha wrapped his arm around her waist, giving Naruto a blank and selfish stare. "An educational guidance for you" Sasuke responded, watching his best friend rolling around clutching his eyes and screaming countless atrocities.
"Oh Sasuke-kun ~ "
-The Last Shinobi(& Kunoichi)-
"Dad wouldn't approve of all the boys though" Ruby said, writing something on a book.
"I know I do~" Yang purred as she stared at various males, walking around shirtless showing their off their abs. "Oh look its Naruto" Yang said as she looked at her favourite blonde, not seeing what he was wearing only seeing his head.
Ruby's eyes left her book and looked toward the blonde's direction with interest. As the crowd shifted away from Naruto, it revealed he was wearing light blue pajamas with long pants and a long sleeved shirt. (his pajamas from Konoha)
Ruby looked a bit disappointed, she looked back into her book thinking "I really wanted to see his abs and muscles.. WAIT WHAT AM I THINKING! BAD RUBY!" Her face turned pink. Yang groaned in depression and palmed her face in frustration.
"That's no way to greet a friend Yang" Naruto chuckled as he sat down near the sisters. "Why are you wearing those?," she asked with annoyance dripping from her voice. Naruto's eyes gained a glint as he place his hands behind his head.
"Oh so little dragon-chan wants to see my physique now does she?" he asked with a seductive tone. Yang nodded with great vigor. Ruby tried to stop him but her voice was stuck in her throat and she sat transfixed observing the blonde.
Yang's face lost all emotion as she looked behind Naruto. "Yang whats- oh" Ruby gained a dead panned expression as both she and sister looked behind Naruto. Naruto raised an eyebrow at their actions, "What are they looking at. Can't be that ba- HOLY SHIT!". Naruto's eyes turned into white saucers as his jaw dropped with 3 massive drops of sweat appearing behind his head.
"BWAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Kurama laughed rolling around Naruto's mindscape.
"Hey guys" Jaune greeted as he marched proudly into the scene. He was dressed in a blue jump suit with a white bunny on his stomach. He was also wearing blue bunny sleepers. "How you doing?" he posed proudly, with a grin present.
"…"
"…"
"What the fuck are you wearing?" his fellow male blonde asked dully. "pa..jamas?" he half stated, half asked not sure on how to answer the question. Naruto face palmed and sighed before standing up and facing the gals.
"Whatever, Ladies enjoy the show"
OH YEAH!(sound effect)
PLAY SOUNDTRACK – I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
His clothes flew off, leaving only shorts. His nipples glowed bright orange and were… quite the site. "OH MY GOD HIS NIPPLES ARE GLOWING" Ruby was blushing madly as her eyes were attracted by the abnormal nubs of flesh.
"WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!" Jaunes eyes widened in terror as he watched the show. "WHY ARE HIS NIPPLES GLOWING? THAT IS SO DARN CREEPY! GIRLS ARE WEIRD, HOW THE HELL IS THIS ATTRACTIVE!?" He questioned
Yang started panting and fanning herself "It's getting hot in here" she whistled as her cheeks turned red. "Soon all you will stare at is my D" Naruto put his shirt and pants back on causing the two sisters to sigh in disappointment.
Jaune looked bewildered and horrified at the sight. "What in the world did I just see?" Jaune thought. "I'm going to bed" he said, walking away attempting to fathom the unfathomable. Naruto gave a thumbs up to Sasuke who had his sharingan activated.
Yang was about to raise the question about his nipples. "That girl" Ruby said as she looked in the direction of a certain black haired female. "It's da gal with da booty" steam flew out of Naruto's nostrils. "You know her?" Yang questioned.
"Not really, she saw what happened this morning but left before I could say anything" Ruby responded. Yang got up and grabbed Ruby by the arm making her look at her sister. "Well now is your chance" Yang said as she dragged a struggling Ruby.
"Hey! What are you doing! Let go of me!"
Naruto followed closely behind, interested in the girl in question. "This is gonna be fun" he thought with a small smile. "You just wanna peak up her Yukata don't ya?"
*Whistle suspiciously*
Kurama chuckled, slamming one of his tails on the ground below him.
Sakura, with a blank chibi face watched as Naruto followed Yang. She noticed the smile on his which set of alarms in her head. "That pervert is up to something… I need to step in" she thought as she got out of her sleeping bag. "I need to save Naruto" Sasuke thought whilst letting his eyes try to find a solution to the problem.
"Sakura come feed me these grapes.."
"Coming honey~"
The trio finally reached the mystery lady, who was sitting on her sleeping bag reading a book. She looked up from her literature and saw 3 people heading her direction.
"Hello~" Yang sang as she grabbed and tugged her sister's hand who had her back turned away. "I believe you two know each other. "hmmm, if I recall….."
"Aren't you the girl exploded?" she asked.
"Uhh, yeah my name's Ruby and it's nice to meet you. You can call me crater face. Not wait that is too embarrassing" She panicked before mumbling. "I am Naruto Uzumaki, pleasure to meet ya" He offered his hand. She just looked it.
"And I'm Yang, her older sister" Yang gave one of her bright smiles. "What's yours?" she asked.
"Blake Belladonna" she responded.
Ruby looked at the book she was carrying. "Your book, does it have a name?" she asked.
"Well… It is about a man with two souls, each fighting for control over the body" she responded.
"Sounds familiar" Naruto and Kurama thought in unison. "Oh yeah… that's sounds lovely…" said Yang.
"I love books. Yang used to read them to me every night before bed. Stories of heroes and monsters…. They're one of the reasons I want to be a huntress" Ruby explained. Blake tilted her head in interest and Naruto stared at Ruby with slight confusion since he never had the privilege of having someone read him stories of heroes.
In fact he barely knew of legends in his village and couldn't even name the 4 Hokage at one point. This was all due to discrimination, teachers believing that "demons" aren't worth their time and should not be allowed into classrooms. It is because of this that Naruto's intelligence and common sense was lacking, all because of a petty grudge and hatred the Leaf village's people had with the 9 tailed fox. They hurt him, hoping they would heart the fox and some actually believed he was the fox itself.
Blake chuckled and looked directly at Ruby, "Why is that? You wanna live happily ever after?" she asked. Naruto looked at Ruby at the corner of his, as if he were analyzing her like a spreadsheet. "I'm hoping we all will. As a girl, I wanna be like those heroes in books and legends, saving and protecting people. I want to be someone who fights for what is right and just and protect those who cannot protect themselves" she explained with great emotion.
Unknown to them, Naruto had a small smile. " And I swear I will protect you as you do so. Ruby, you are amazing and I want to make sure this dream of yours becomes a reality." He promised internally.
"That's very ambitious for a child. Unfortunately, the world isn't some fairy tale" Blake responded to which Ruby smiled.
"That is why we are here, to make it better" she responded in a hopeful tone. Naruto grinned and placed his hand on her head and ruffled it up. Ruby tensed up and turned to see Yang grinning with Naruto. She then pounced onto Ruby with Naruto joining in. Blake watched with amusement as a fight broke out between the 3 causing a cartoonish dust cloud.
"Naruto, Yang! Let go of me! Cut it out"
"What is in the world is going on here!" Weiss marched into their fray. "Can't you see we are trying to sleep !?" she asked in an angry tone. The fight stopped and Ruby and Yang stared at her blankly while Naruto grinned.
"Not you again" The sisters stated in unison.
"Hi Weiss" Naruto greeted causing the ice queen to glare at him. "I don't know what childish game this is but I thought you would be mature enough to not disturb everyone else" she lectured. She then paused, feeling a lot more breezy. "Eeeep!" her face became a tomato red color.
Ruby, Yang and Blake watched the interaction between the ice queen and the sun.
"Missing something?" he asked with an amused grin. She looked at him in horror as he slightly unfolded his first reveal a pair of snow white underwear. "You!" she began shaking. "You" she was seething. "Calm down Weiss! If you show your anger you might get exposed"
"G-g-give them back" she whispered in a deadly tone. A look of realization hit Yang and Blake, making them stare at the blonde in awe and disgust while Ruby looked lost. Naruto whistled innocently, looking in a random direction.
Blake realized her legs were slightly spread the whole time and quickly closed them up with the threat of a pervert on the rise.
Yang took a step back.
"Give what back?" he asked in a mocking tone. Kakashi was chuckling on the other side whilst watching his student. He had his Sharingan activated to watch as the blonde stole the young Schnee's underwear. "So he vibrated the underwear's molecules to allow them to phase through her body without her noticing instantly. Genius! Jiraiya-sama would be proud of you" he thought proudly as anime tears were streaming down his eyes.
Naruto chuckled and gave them back with caution so that others nearby would not see. Before the Schnee could escape and go put on her recovered treasures. Naruto grabbed her shoulder causing her face to become even redder and body to be tense. "Don't be so rude to people, it can get you in a pretty bad situation. Not everyone will be as kind as I am as I only stole your treasure. Other people might do worse" he whispered in a dead serious tone causing her to shiver.
"T-this man"
"Good night ladies" Naruto waved, walking away. Blake, Yang and Ruby just waved back.
The lights went out.
"Mmmm Sasuke-kun, grope me more~" Sakura moaned in her sleep. Naruto moved closer, to attempt a quick grope. He heard thousands of chirping birds. He quickly hid in his sleeping bag making the noise disappear. "Stupid Sasuke" he sulked.
The Next Day
After getting changed, team 7 went to the cliff side.
Naruto had a white war fan on his back with a dark blue outline. It had an orange swirl mark on the center and the Kanji for Six Paths engraved onto the wooden pole. It had a chain coming out from its end which connected to a sickle.
Sasuke had his chokuto strapped onto his left hip and had bandages with the kanji for seal on his wrists.
Sakura was wearing what she was wearing in Naruto the last except the dress was green and Kakashi was in his usual outfit with a tanto strapped onto his back.
Beacon cliff is a cliff that was the starting point of the initiation. In front of them was a great forest with green vegetation and trees reminding them of Konohagakure. The atmosphere was perfect as well as the air was fresh and refreshing. This was an ideal spot for someone to detox from work.
"For years you have trained to become warriors. And today your abilities will be evaluated in the Emerald forest." Ozpin said before stepping back, allowing Glynda to take the stage. Kakashi gave a cat call with a smile .
Glynda's eye twitched as she stared at the silver-haired pervert. "Now, I am sure that many of you have heard rumors about how teams are assigned. Well, allow us to put your worries to a rest as your teammates will be given to you today" she said while pushing up her glasses.
Ruby's whining could be heard. Ozpin took the stage once more.
"These teammates will be with you for the next four year. So it will be in your best interests to pair up with someone you can work well with" He said.
"WHAT?" Ruby shouted.
Naruto noticed Jaune was uncomfortable as he kept shifting nervously. "You will be monitered and graded for the duration of this initiation but note that our instructors won't intervene. Once you pair up, you and your partner will head up North and there you will find an abandoned temple. It contains several relics and each pair must pick one," Ozpin explained. "With that item you will return and be graded appropriately," he finished.
"Any questions?" he asked.
"You ready Kurama?" he asked.
"Hell yeah"
Naruto was sent flying into the air at high speed. He reached out for his war fan as he began descending. "Fanned Wind!" he swung it with great power, sending a powerful gale of wind at a tree. It exploded into well-curved planks which formed a staircase which Naruto walked down on like a king.
He heard clapping and his gaze went up to a nearby tree meeting Sakura's green eyes. He grinned and hopped up to the spot beside her. "Yo Sakura" he greeted with a small grin. "Sup" she smiled back at her teammate.
"Let's go" Naruto said as he jumped down from the tree. "Won't tree hopping be faster?" she asked with a raised eye brow. "Yeah but, I wanna fight some grimm" Naruto responded with his typical wide grin. Sakura giggled, "Well I also have been needing to relieve some stress" she admitted.
Red eyes started appearing from the hidden areas around them. "Speak of the devil and he shall appear" Naruto stated as he raised his gunbai to a defensive position while Sakura closed the distance between their backs. She cracked her knuckles as she smiled darkly.
"Let's go Sakura!" Naruto shouted before jumping off the ground. "Shannaro! The ground exploded sending dozens of grimm into the air. Naruto grabbed the chain and swung the sickle, beheading all of them.
Naruto landed, and raised the fan blocking a claw strike from an Ursa. He tripped it and jumped onto its stomach, cutting it open before ducking under another claw. He grabbed it and judo flipped it and stomped on its head, crushing it like a cracker.
He engaged multiple grimm in close combat, with none of them landing a hit on him as he danced around their attacks. Their claws only met the air in their attempts to put him down. He swung his fan one more "Fanned Fire" . 3 large vortexes of flames appeared and began moving forward, pulling in grimm as they continued their movement, burning them to crisp.
Sakura twirled a kunai before slamming it into a boarbatask's skull. She rolled to the side, avoiding being stomped on by a creep. With an incredible show of gymnastics and acrobatics, she flipped, turned twisted evading all attacks before killing all her foes with a single punch or kick.
She ducked under a claw before bringing up a roundhouse, turning one Ursa's head in an unnatural direction. She backflipped and wrapped her legs around a beowolf's next and turned, snapping its neck. Sakura then unleashed a barrage of punches, causing near by grimm to explode.
"Cherry Blossom Clash!" she jumped and slammed her fist into the ground causing the ground to explode once more, scarring it for a long time. All grimm were sent into the air, getting sliced in half by the blonde's sickle.
Sakura landed with a smirk on her face. Naruto walked up to her and gave her a fist bump while saying "Nice one".
"Lady's first" he said as he bowed and directed her to the north. "My, what a gentleman," she giggled. She walked for a few meters before realization dawned her.
Naruto was intently watching her ass move as she walked in front of him. It was indeed a perfect plan but that all came crashing down when she shouted those two words.
"YOU IDIOT!"
WHAM!
With Sasuke and Kakashi
Like the ninja he is, Kakashi Hatake landed on a tree silently. He silently lept up to another tree and tree hopped to a clearing, finding his former student patiently kneeling in a seiza position with his chokuto lying on his right-hand side. His hands were on his quads so he waited patiently for his teammate.
Sasuke slowly opened his eyes whilst raising .
"Kakashi"
"Sasuke"
The chokuto was then strapped onto his side as he walked into the near by bushes with Kakashi following closely behind. "We should meet up with the other two," he said as he slashed an obstacle. Kakashi gave a nod while pulling out a porn magazine from his back pocket.
Sasuke turned around and the magazine erupted in black flamers, causing Kakashi to drop it. He looked clearly annoyed by this but did not utter a word. "Never read that in my presence, if Sakura found out I let you read one of those…"
They shivered at the same time.
"I wonder where the grimm are at," Kakashi thought out loud. He was answered by a small tremor. "I see," he nodded.
They glanced into the eyes of each other before nodding. They scattered, evading a boulder that would have been destroyed by their physiology. A large, 4 meter tall cyclops with a red eye burst out of a near by tree line. Its stomach and back were covered in white bone armor and on it's a head was a white bone helmet. It had jugged, pitch black canines made to shear and slice away at human flesh.
With Ozpin and Glynda
"Sir we need to send back up now! They are facing Polyphemus!" Glynda shouted with panic evident in her voice. "Wait Glynda, look at them," he responded, observing the duo's calm demeanors. "Do you honestly think our new students can defeat that thing!?"
"We can only hope. We also promised not step in and told them that they will die if the don't give it their all" he responded. "Show me what you can do Mr Uchiha, Mr Hatake"
Back to the Battle
Naruto Shippuden Ost:
Sasuke threw dozens of kunai and shuriken to draw its attention and as expected they all bounced off. The beast roared and charged at Sasuke's tree smashing it to bits and splinters. Sasuke body flickered to another tree and watched Polyphemus' movements carefully.
Kakashi jumped down from the tree, with his tanto draw and slashed at its arm leaving a cut. The monster turned and slammed its fist on his former position. He backflipped upper cutting it and Sasuke fly kicked it on its cheek.
ROAAARR!
It furiously unleashed a barrage of stomps and punches, decimating the earth as the two easily evaded each one. It grabbed a tree and swung with all its strength.
It was split in half as Kakashi drew his tanto once more. It looked confused as Sasuke had disappeared from his previous position. Kakashi pulled out an electric dust crystal (to fool the professors) and inserted it into a small hole in its hilt.
The blade was covered in electricity as Kakashi streamed his lightning chakra through it. He rushed at it and slashed diagonally, then downward then horizontally before finishing with an upward vertical slash in a mesmerizing dance. Polyphemus' belly armor fell apart. Kakashi drove his fist into the exposed stomach sending it 8 meters in air.
Sasuke appeared above it and drop kicked sending its head into the ground. The two warriors watched the frustrated grimm pull its head out of the ground. It then turned, giving them the most threatening look it could muster before unleashing an ear crushing roar.
Hundreds of pairs of red eyes appeared from the shadows as grimm began flocking the area. They looked each other in the eye before nodding. Their arms became blurs as they launched kunai and shuriken at the minor grimm.
While a dozen died, the rest realized the threat and began moving. Both swords were pulled out of their shealths as grimm got too close for comfort.
Clang! Clang!
They blocked, parried and did dynamic evasion skills as they killed the black monsters. Polyphemus charged with another tree in hand. Sasuke rolled away and Kakashi jumped over it, making the cyclops hit other grimm instead of the intended target.
He landed and its back making it go berserk and try to get him of by swinging the tree in random directions and making quick abrupt movements and sudden changes in speed revealing its surprising agility. "This thing is so agile for a creature so fat," Sasuke thought.
It then managed to hit Sasuke sending him flying and grabbed Kakashi and threw him in the same direction as the Uchiha.
Back With The professors
"As you can see, it is all under control Glynda," he sipped his coffee. "Those 4 must be investigated! Their skill is very high for newbies" she said whilst raising her suspicions. "Perhaps we can recruit them to our side later," Ozpin said with a serious tone.
Ruins
Right after Yang had her episode, the trio crashed into each other in midair and fell to the ground in a heap. Blake, Ruby, Yang, Jaune, Pyrrah and Ren gave them all blank looks. The boys ignored them and began a conversation.
"What happened to you two?"
"Got hit by a tree."
"Was thrown off a grimm's back. What happened to you"
"Sakura"
"…."
"…."
"Are you masochistic?" Sasuke asked. "Do you want to die?' Naruto asked with a twitching eye.
"Hoho, is that a challenge?" a dark purple miasma began oozing out of Sasuke. A crimson aura came out of Naruto as they both glared at each other. Ruby rushed in between them, blocking their staring contest. "Woah guys, break it up, you are gonna attract more grimm" she said as Blake and Kakashi pulled them apart. They both grunted in response.
"Hi guys, I'm Ruby Rose" she introduced herself to his teammates. "I'm Kakashi Hatake, pleased to meet ya"
"Sasuke Uchiha"
Yang took a step away from Sasuke remembering a certain pink haired banshee.
KWARK!
Naruto looked up to see one of the most amusing sites ever. "How could you leave me!?," Weiss shouted whilsts holding onto a never more's talon. "I sai jump!," Ruby shouted back. She then looked at Naruto and finally noticed the giant war fan on his back.
"NARUTO! THAT LOOKS SO AMAZING! CAN I TOUCH IT! WHAT DOES IT DO?" Ruby went fan girl mode completely ignoring Weiss making everyone else sweat drop. Naruto sweat dropped and handed her the weapon. She analyzed it with a critical eye.
"Where are the dust chambers and why doesn't it transform?" she asked in shocked tone. "Its just a fan so how can this be even useful without wind dust?" she gave another question as the rest of the group listened closely as they were curious about the strange weapon.
"Stop ignoring me!" their attention was drawn back to Weiss.
"She is gonna fall"
"She'll be fine"
"She's falling"
Jaune attempted to jump out of the tree to save her but tripped on a branch and face planted. Naruto took his war fan from Ruby's hands shocking her. He casually swung it, generating a small vortex which caught Weiss.
"How did you do that?" Weiss asked with narrowed eyes. "I didn't even see him use dust. Something is up"
"Trade secret" he grinned as he held her bridal style. Time paused for a few seconds.
"HELP! I'M IN A PERVERT'S ARMS! HE WILL DO NASTY THINGS TO ME!" She cried causing tick marks to appear on his forehead. "Well fuck you too princess" he dropped her and huffed.
Naruto then caught Pyrrah and gave her a grin. "Oh look, its that chick from the cereal. Whats it called pumpkin beats?" he pondered. She blushed slightly and looked down. "Thank you," she appreciated. Ruby looked like she wanted to kill someone and Yang looked at her sister in an amused fashion.
"It's circling around" Jaune warned as the nevermore took a U turn.
"Dang it. Since the gang is here, we will all probably die together,"
"SASUKE-KUN~"
Sasuke was glomped by his girlfriend. Both Naruto and Kakashi were chuckling at his expense.
Ruby grinned, "We won't die on my watch" she disappeared and left a trail of roses as she charged at the deathstalker. "Ruby wait," Yang called out as Ruby fired shots from her scythe propelling her forward. The deathstalker reacted in time and sent her flying back with swing from its claw.
Ruby got up with a sheepish grin. "Guys I'm fine" she told her. Yang looked behind her sister in hero. 'RUBY RUN!"
The girl turned around and saw the death stalker charging at her and so she began running in the opposite direction, towards her comrades.
KAWWWW!
The giant nevermore shot hundreds of feathers at the girl. Ruby was able to evade a few until one pierced her cloak pinning her in place.
"RUBY GET OUT OF THERE," Yang charged forward as tears began streaming down her eyes. "First my mothers and now my sister? No" she was too slow however and the death stalker reached its prey and raised its stinger.
Ruby accepted fate and closed her eyes. "Yang, Dad I am sorry"
SQUELCH!
WBY and JNPR looked in horror while Kakashi, Sasuke and Sakura barely looked affect.
Ruby felt blood, but it was not her own. This was obvious due to the fact she felt no pain or any large object going through her. "Who's blood is this?" she thought as her eyes opened, her pupils expanding attempting to take in the light. The figure she saw before her sent her into tears.
"NARUTO!" They cried out.
"Hey, you okay?" Naruto asked with a smile grin as blood began dripping from his mouth to the ground. Ruby was too mortified to move or even make a sound. "N-n-naruto w-w-why?" she finally gained the courage to speak. He kicked the death stalker away, separating the stinger from his body causing more blood to gush out. A bear cup (the bigger ones) sized hole was left on the left side of his body, almost destroying his heart.
Naruto chuckled as he collapsed and Ruby immediately placed his head on her lap . "When I was a kid I never had friends. No one loved me or took care of me until I met a special old man. He protected me then I made friends over years and like Sasuke, Kakashi , Sakura, you, your sister, Weiss and the others. I swore to myself I would protect you all at all costs" he whispered.
Polyphemus burst out of the tree line and charged with great speed. Naruto grabbed Ruby and threw her toward her sister.
The world became quiet as the cyclops launched Naruto into the forest with one swing of its tree. "Naruto no," Ruby whispered. Yang also her tears streaming down her cheeks.
"YOU BASTARD!" Her eyes became red and her hair began burning, as if making a reference to Narutos previous form and his current forms. She charged and began punching the cyclops but no avail. Blake and Weiss were frozen as they watched everything unfold
Silver wings erupted from Ruby's eyes as she shrieked. The cyclop's lone eye widened and it quickly lifted the ground below it to form a barrier to not allow the light to go through it. The never more flew higher into the sky, making sure to stay out of range and the death stalker remained behind the cyclops.
"Those eyes," Kakashi, Sasuke and Sakura thought unison.
The light receded and all that was left was Ruby's glowing eyes. Jaune wiped his tears and yelled "Run," as the nevermore foolishly decided to circle back. "Its your fault," she whispered as she glared at it, causing its left wing to be petrified though it shook off the rock feathers, growing new black ones.
The avian narrowed its eyes and launched more feathers at her. They all phased through Ruby (she can turn her body into petals and split herself apart and move at high speeds that's her semblance though in the anime it is referred to as speed).
"Ruby we have to go. We can avenge your boy friend later," Yang grabbed her and they both ran.
(Everything is canon at this point except the finishes and the you know the rage)
Sakura threw the cyclops to the ground and kicked it, sending it flying a dozen meters away. "Naruto, how long does it take to heal a wound that small?" she rolled her eyes. Sasuke rushed past her with a lightning dust crystal in his hand.
"Chidori"
He went through the beast's arm like a hot knife through butter. It narrowed its eye and ripped off its arm, regrowing a new one. "So this thing can regenerate? Yare yare, so troublesome," Kakashi sighed in annoyance.
He pulled out his tanto and inserted a burn dust crystal into the small chamber. "Uchiha Style: Halo Dance"
It covered its eye as it took multiple steps back as sent flaming arcs at it. They did not do much damage though. Sakura jumped above it and attempted to land a drop kick. It jumped back evading the attack. The 4 paused and watched each other. "This troll is getting better," Kakashi pointed out. "No that's a cyclops-like you were," Sasuke talked back.
It then stomped around and began swing in random directions while slamming its fists onto its chest with great vigor. It then roared and it became leaner, as if rebuilding its body of speed. Kakashi parried its fist and leaned back. He leaned to his left and spin kicked it while reading his icha icha franchise.
Sasuke then tripped it and stomped down. It rolled to its left then pounced at the Uchiha. Sasuke slammed his shin into its gut, forcing it to rotate in mid-air. "Cherry Blossom Clash!"
He jumped away and landed on a tree. The grimm got up once more and broke the tree and he jumped to another one and the process repeated itself. Kakashi threw a Kunai with an explosion tag attached to it.
BOOM!
It covered its eye in slitted armor. Kakashi sighed in exasperation. "so to kill it, we need to destroy the eye" he said. "Yup" Sakura responded.
Ruby run up the cliff with the nevermore in tow. It hardened its feathers to avoid decapitation and she through it to the flat ground. It got up and with shriek it charged at her. "Begone," she whispered as it was fully petrified.
"This is no time to relax! We gotta help Naruto's team" she yelled and her teammates and the other team rushed to the scene to see the 3 handling themselves that fine.
Naruto OST: Emergence of Talents
They heard foot steps and everyone was shocked to see… Naruto. "Oh good, you are back" Kakashi said with a relaxed tone. "Let me take care of this," Naruto responded.
Sasuke and Sakura backed off.
Naruto grabbed the hilt of the fan and swung it again. "Great Fanned Fire"
The monster roared in pain as it was getting incinerated. "To make sure you are gone" he slowly raised his hands as sand began rising from the ground and formed a ball cage with spaces to allow the fire to burn intensely.
He placed the fan on his shoulder and turned around with a small smirk.
"Sand Coffin" the grimm exploded into black goo as it was crushed.
End of song
"NARUTO!" he was tackled by a tearful Ruby. Yang, Blake and Weiss approached them too. "Thanks for saving my sister. We all thought you were dead," she appreciated as pin pricked of tear left her eyes before joining in the hug. She felt something squeezing her chest. "I'll let you get away with this one you perv"
"As happy as we are about you being alive, how did you heal from that though?" Blake asked.
Naruto scratched his head.
End
And that was it . I hope you enjoy this omake
Omake #1: How Kakashi learned English
"This world is pretty interesting" Kakashi said. "I regained my body from when I was 16, must be due to the space time continuum attempting to balance us out. Naruto-kun finally joined the darkside due to us gaining some of each others traits" he continued.
"Now, now Kakashi, this is not the dark side. I was blind and you revealed everything to me" Naruto responded. "Please be quiet you two" Sasuke asked nicely with his usual stoic expression. Naruto grabbed Kakashi's shoulder and body flickered away. Leaving Sakura and Sasuke alone.
"Sakura"
"Yes"
He grabbed her hand and pulled her causing her to blush. He led her into an alley and performed a kabedon.
DON!
"EEEP!"
He raised her chin and looked her in the eye.
"Kakashi I saw…"
"You saw…"
"Bunny and kitty girls…"
"What!?" Kakashi yelled in Japanese with steam coming out of his nose.
Naruto got a small nose bleed and nodded with great vigor and pointed in a random direction, toward a cute girl with dog ears walking alone. "Are?" Naruto turned to find an outline of Kakashi with the former jounin missing.
He appeared in front of the girl with a perverted expression and she got an uneasy feeling. "H-h-hello, can I help you?"
"SHIT I DON'T UNDER STAND HER. COME ON KAKASHI! THINK!"
He heard multiple people talking and looked at her with a smile. "HeLLo Want to Fuck You Bitch SlUt" he picked up random words only to get slapped. She stomped way while she fumed.
"What did I just say. I have to learn the language"
He pulled out a note book and noted down the different symbols that appeared on store signs. He recognized the numbers though. "There seems to be 26 symbols and judging from what I hear they all sound different and a combination of these symbols"
He then listened closely to the people reading the signs and got the sounds right. He nodded in satisfaction. He rushed to the library and got a bunch of childrens books and analyzed them all in 8 seconds using his sharingan, learning the most basic combination of words. He then got a dictionary and a book on grammar and memorized them both using the eye of insight.
Later he found the girl he attempted to speak to. "Hey there" he greeted with a small smile. The girl narrowed her eyes and tried to walk away but he got in the way again. "Wait please! Im sorry, I just learned the language and didn't know what I was saying before. You are so beautiful and I was so desparate to speak with you I, I, I"
"Put together random words you heard"
"Exactly"
The girl had green hair and dog ears. She wore a yellow summer dress and had a tail coming out of her tail bone. She also possessed golden eyes and had a modest bust.
"You know you are kinda of cute. And I have always wanted to lose my virginity to a guy like you and lets start dating. Come on my house is this way"
"Score!"
"I sense a great disturbance. Kakashi it's a trap…"
"For once I agree with you my brother"
Devil and Angel Kakashi discussed but the stupid Jounin ignored both of them.
They entered the house and went straight to her bedroom. She fed him snacks first and gave him some juice. He thanked her and enjoyed the treats. She climbed onto her bed as Kakashi laid down and she pulled down his zipper causing little Kakashi to reveal himself.
"Before we begin. I need to tell you something,"
"Tell away my love" he responded.
"I used to be a man…" she said seriously.
"…." Kakashi's eyes widened in horror.
"Just kidding.." she giggled.
"YOU SHOULD NEVER JOKE ABOUT THAT! EVER!" He mentally screamed. His alarms went off buthe ignored them once more.
She got off the bed and faced away from him. She undid the dress and it fell. "Kakashi?"
"Yes" his nose was bleeding slightly and was excited to finally lose the V card.
"I got something very special for you"
"Oh lets see it" he giggled as he watched her ass jiggled as she slowly turned around. "This big ass cock!" Kakashi heard a masculine voice as she/ he turned around revealing a large ….. you know what with a great erection.
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
"Wait I can't move"
"Well of course sweaty, I didn't want you to escape. I really want my first time to be with you."
He pulled out some lube and Kakashi's eyes widened in horror. His right eye morphes into a distorted shuriken. "Kamui".
"He got away…"
"DAMMNIT!"
Kakashi appeared next to Naruto with his eyes filled in tears. He was in a restaurant sipping a cup of tea. The former jounin sobbed pathetically as he began regaining his movement. "I did try to tell you that girl had a penis…." Naruto said nonchalantly in English shocking the occupant even further.
"Its okay" he gave a man hug to his teacher and began comforting him.
I hope it was funny
I saw a review about about Sasuke not being the child of prophecy. Actually he is. Anyone who possesses the rinnegan and is about to affect the world in a certain way is definitely a child a prophecy. Nagato is also the child of prophecy because he affected the world with his Akatsuki and changed Naruto for the better.
That is all…