The Freddy Comedy show: bb
THIS IS TAKEN FROM RUSSELL HOWARDS STAND UP CENTRAL WITH A FEW EDITS
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Freddy: we all drifted into them moments of awkwardness I had a friend in the old place who was a boy and that sounds very creepy but hes wonderful hes called balloon boy and whenever he sees me hes like "Freddy" and I go like "hey bb hows it going" we have alittle hug and toy chica goes like how are you and im like im good and its a tiny bit of lovelyness I had in my life now the other day I went to fazbears fright to look at the place and I walk in and I see Balloon Boy. I am feeling the same tension you are now because I can see this horrible future where hes like "FREDDY" and im like "BB" and toy chica is like "WHAT THE FUCK!" and im like "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IVE JUST BEEN TO THE DENTIST I AM NOT A BAD PERSON!" so I do what every other person does when they see bb I went over the mexican border and waited there until he left the place. An old animatronic hiding at the mexican border not to break a toy animatronics heart thinking"DONT BE CAUGHT DONT BE CAUGHT DONT BE CAUGHT!" imagine a police "WHAT THE HELL IS A ROBOT DOING AT THE MEXICAN BORDER!?" "trust me officer. I need to stay here bad things will happen if I leave"
I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANY MEXICANS OR AMERICANS OR BB FANS