"Alright Class! We're having a group project! Since your set in rows of two each person is going to partner. I don't care if you hate each other you still have to be partners." The teacher said. "NO PLEASE NO DON'T MAKE ME PAIR UP WITH THAT THING!!!" Deidara yelled. Sasori laughed and than pushed Deidara over. "Whoa Blondie, I'm not happy either but you can't change what can't be changed so deal with it stupid."
Deidara scowled. He wasn't looking forward to school. Maybe his mom would let him skip? "For your assignment you must draw and paint or color or what ever…It's due The next time you see me. Class dismissed…" The teacher Sighed and grabbed his head as if he had a head ache. "How long till we see him exactly?" Deidara asked. "The day after tomorrow, you idiot." Sasori growled. "Uh ok so, what class do you have next?" Deidara asked trying to be nice to Sasori for once. "One I hope you're not in." With that Sasori turned and walked away. 'Rude much I try to be nice and this happens?' Deidara walked off in a huff ready to go to gym to get some steam out. "Hi Blondie." Deidara turned around and saw a White haired man. "Uhm hi? Who are you?" He asked puzzled. "Your future best friend. I'm Hidan, but who are you?" "Deidara." Hidan Smiled or tried to smile. "Weird name fucker." Hidan than turned around. "You know you have to change into gym shirts."
Deidara P.O.V
In gym after running 15 MILES!!! We had to play dodge ball. DODGEBALL. Did I ever mention I can't dodge or throw? Well, I Can't. At all. School finally ended and I trudged home. After being jumped on by Itacha and Tobi. I basically ran to my room and plopped on the bed. MY first day of school. I'm going to die.
NEXT DAY….
Normal point of view.
Deidara once again walked to bus stop that would take him to hell. "HI deidara!!!" Itacha said and jumped on his back. 'I'm not cut out for this' Deidara thought sadly.
"Deidara-sempai!!!!" Tobi ran and jumped on Deidara's back and he fell over. "Itacha Tobi get off." Deidara snapped. "Deidara-sempai angry with Tobi? Tobi didn't mean to upset deidara-sempai…." Tobi made a crying noise and ran away. "Deidara?" Itacha said quietly. "I can't do this I'm not cut out for this agh!!" Deidara was hit in the back of the head hence the 'agh'. "Don't think that way deidara." Itacha bitched. "Your right.... what was I thinking? Thanks Itacha…" Deidara smiled as the bus pulled up. For some reason he wanted to sit next to Sasori….Weird… Deidara stepped into the bus and nearly frowned, or cried, when he saw Sasori sitting next to a red head. Deidara settled for sitting next to Itacha instead. "So who was sitting next to?" Itacha looked up from her lap. "Sasori…was sitting next toooo……his brother." Deidara looked up at Sasori. "Oh.." Sasori's brother had red spiky hair like a porcupine, near his scalp his hair was blue though.. "SO that's the uhm… 'Priest'?" Itacha smiled bigly "Yupyupyup!"
Sasori P.O.V
My brother turned around "That boy…He wasn't one of us he was…Human. Something's not right about him… How did a human…?" My brother closed his eyes and thought. "Sasori, do me a favor, If you know this blonde find out if he's human, which I know he is but we need proof. Got it?" I nodded. My brother was one of the most powerful demons to exist. If he was right and Deidara was human he'd kill him easily. I'd have no say in what he did. I wouldn't even be able to help him, not that I'd want to but its just a fact no one gets in his way. He'd kill whoever tried or did, Even me his own brother. That's how… Our parents died. They had tried to stop him from gaining more power and it cost them they're lives. I don't know why they tried to stop him though… "Sasori." I looked at him. "Yes….axel?" "The blond a hundred percent is human just find a way to prove it. It won't be that hard will it Sasori?" I shook my head and my brother chuckled "Perfect…"
AT SCHOOL….
Normal P.O.V
As weird as it seems Deidara and Sasori had yet again another class together, And deidara had no idea Sasori and Axel's plan. "Deidara…" Deidara turned and looked at Sasori. Even though Deidara had only known Sasori for a day and a half he could tell Sasoris eyes were cold, like black pit in Antarctica cold. "Um yes Sasori-san?" Deidara had started to call Sasori Sasori-san. He didn't know why. "After school…I wish to see you maybe…at a place where no one could find us?" It was killing Sasori to act 'kind' to deidara. His plan was set if deidara agreed he was as good as dead. "Uhm… Sure…..I guess..." Sasori smirked evilly earning a confused look from deidara. Not much of anything happened after that. So… Let's skip till after school.
After school….
Deidara followed the instructions Sasori had given him and saw him standing by a trash can in a abandoned ally way. "Deidara…" Sasori sighed. "I've decided, well actually scratch that, I know your human Deidara and so does my brother. So just admit it or we'll force it out of you got it?" Sasori's tone changed to venom with the last sentence. "I'm not human…I'm just…a really rare breed of demon…?" Deidara croaked. Sasori growled. "Well, I guess I'll have to rip you apart to find out huh?" Sasori smiled evilly. Deidara stepped back a couple of steps. If Sasori really was a demon he'd tear deidara apart like a dog would a pillow. Things weren't looking very good for deidara now. "Don't touch deidara sempai!!!" Deidara looked up and nearly cried out in joy. Standing on the roof of the building Sasori was leaning against was Itacha, Hidan, and Tobi. "Tch! Come on I can take you all on." Sasori said beckoning them to come down. "Sasori, Don't be foolish. They're demons unlike Deidara. You can't take them all on yourself. Stop being so cocky." Axel walked to Sasori. "Axel…" Sasori gritted his teeth. Itacha and Hidan jumped off the roof leaving Tobi confused. "Axel axel axel…" Hidan chuckled "Funny ass name for a guy with a funny ass hair dude. Hahahahahahahahaha axel it never gets old." Tobi looked at the ground and got prepared to jump. "Just do it coward!!" Deidara yelled. Deidara startled Tobi so much he fell off the roof.
"Ugh. Axel you think I can't hold my own against these idiots? You really underestimate me, So much its rude." Sasori rasped. "Get over it Sasori. Deidara, Itacha, Hidan and Tobi leave." Axel said rudely. Itacha and Hidan basically dragged Tobi out of the ally way with deidara trailing behind. "Thanks for saving me guys I thought I was dead meat. How'd you know where I was?" Itacha and Hidan laughed. "You think we'd let you go with him without our supervision puh-leaze." Itacha responded. "Oh ok.." Deidara smiled. He suddenly knew he was safe with Itacha and that he didn't need to worry anymore. Hidan and Itacha would probably protect him under all circumstances. Deidara got home and said bye to Itacha, Tobi, and Hidan. "Mom?" Deidara walked around his house searching for his mother. "Mom?!" Deidara saw a trail of blood. He had a very bad feeling in the pit of his stomach. He followed the blood to where it led. It ended at the door of his bedroom. He opened the door slowly and saw two feet and his mother on the floor. Deidara had no idea what had happened but he was scared for his life too. "Nice plan." Deidara heard from in his room. He recognized the voice as Sasori. He was most likely talking to Axel. 'They killed my mom!?!?! Just cause i'm human?!' Sasori chuckled. "Humans, so fragile aren't they Axel?" Deidara stopped breathing when he noticed axel turning to the door. "Yes. And ones watching us right now…" Sasori went and opened the door. "Why hello there Deidara. Nice of you to join us. Think not axel?" Axel stepped into the doorway by Sasori. "Yes hello indeed Deidara." Axel chuckled. "You killed my mom!!! You bastards what'd you do that for?!??!?!" Deidara yelled. "She didn't do anything!!!" Sasori laughed. "Oh Deidara you make this too fun. If I could i'm sure we would have loved to do it, But we didn't have the pleasure of doing it ourselves." Deidara looked at Sasori he had a completely serious expression. "So why did you come here?" Deidara asked. He felt better knowing Axel and Sasori hadn't killed his mother. "Well, its hard to explain to a human but we we're uhm secretly following you but we gave up half way. Understand? Than we smelt death here and well here we are now." Axel said. Deidara looked at Axel puzzled. "You can smell…death?" Sasori chuckled and than nodded. Axel sighed. "Deidara we can do so many things you can never imagine in your wildest dreams." Deidara looked at Axel. "Oh…" Sasori gave Deidara a look that almost made Deidara think Sasori had a heart. "You'll help me find my mother's killer…right?" Deidara asked them. Deidara almost wanted to cry. His mom was all he had left and now she was gone. "Of course we will." Axel said. "What!?! What about the plan!?!" Sasori yelled. "Sasori he just lost his mother he needs our help to find his mothers killer have you no heart? Think about if you we're Deidara. You'd wanna find your mother's killer wouldn't you? Think about how Deidara feels." Axel responded. "Axel…" "Thank you guys!" Deidara yelled. "I owe you guys big time!!!" "You sure do..." Sasori muttered. "First we need a scent. Which I'm sure should be easy because the scent smells of dried cum and pancakes." 'Sick' Deidara thought. "That scents easy to track. The harder part is if it's a demon it can't be to strong. None of us have say any strength compared to someone triple our age. But if it's human than no problem. Next we need a plan." Axel said. "Leave the plan to me." Sasori said. "Right. Deidara, did your mother have any enemies you know of?" Axel asked. Deidara thought for a minute. "Oh yeah, My dad!!!" Sasori and Axel both turned to Deidara with stunned faces. "Erm yeah but one thing… He's in jail so he couldn't have done it…" Sasori growled "Than why'd you suggest him idiot?" Deidara looked at Sasori was he bi-polar or something? He probably was but whatever." Sorry…" Deidara sighed and thought some more, harder this time. "Axel?" Deidara asked. The taller and more masculine red head looked at deidara. "Yes?" "Do you think it's a demon? I mean I wanna help avenge my mom too but if it's a demon I'll have no chance." Deidara saw Axel ponder for a second. "Can't tell… Sorry Deidara.." Sasori closed his eyes for a second. "Deidara….I have a plain. " Sasori opened his eyes and smiled evilly.
About two hours later….
Sasori's plan was even more evil than his smile looked. His horrible dastardly plan was to basically use Deidara as human bait. "Well Deidara remember we know the plan. Whoever killed you're mom should know we know cause we caught a glimpse of them running so unless they have a intention of going to jail more than likely they'll come to try and kill you but we'll stop them. Got it memorized?" Axel said. Deidara realized, A little while ago infact, that Axel had an annoying catchphrase. Sadly, It was 'got it memorized'. Sucked to be him. "Stop saying that!" Deidara yelled. He'd only heard him say it about….50 times… "Deidara, Shut up. Now." Sasori hissed.