The Kickass Diary of Kyo Sohma!!!

Hallo,and welcome to my fanfiction!!! This first day shall be...The Kickass Diary of Kyo Sohma!!!!! Remember,I have the right not to make sense!(Also,check out my Percy Jackson and the Olympians story,Percy Jackson,Gone Wrong.)

DISCLAIMER!!!

Kyo: XxSquigglySpoochxX does not own,Fruits Basket,any of its followers,or much else. She does however own the KICKASS Diary Chronicles!

Dear Diary,

Ah wait. That isn't KICKASS enough for my diary! I mean,my 'venting journal' as my psychiatrist called it. Screw him! I'm gonna call this thing...BiilyBobJoeFred! Yeah,that's pretty KICKASS! But it's long...I know! I'll call it Tohru! Oh wait,Tohru's awesome and all,but I don't think she has it in her to be KICKASS! So...I'll call it UNKNOWN! That's just until I find a name...yeah Unknown is pretty damn Kickass! I'm going to start this over now...

Dear Unknown,

Yeah,now this thing is pretty damn cool I bet it's better than Yuki's! I saw his face today...It made me puke! Unlike Tohru's face...that just makes me all happy. Ah,shit! The Baka's coming! Must ruhn,I threw up in his shoes!

That's all for Kyo,he must run...I'll try to make another post today! By the way,see that button down there?See it? Click it. You know you wanna. Just go ahead,click it,then follow its instructions to send me a review!