Chapter 2: Creative Conversations.

Blaine and Kurt arrived at the Hummel Residence after about 20 minutes of driving. Kurt insisted on driving since Blaine was nervous and he didn't want to risk any dents in his car. They were in an awkward silence 5 minutes into the drive, so Blaine put on the radio. Immediately "Animal" by Neon Trees came on, he silently sung to it.

"This should be our song… it represents us pretty well" said Kurt, much to Blaine's surprise, he guessed that Kurt didn't know the full meaning of the song.

"Why? Besides the first line, I don't think any of it applies to us? Do you even know what they mean when they say 'take a bite out of my heart tonight?'"

"Take a chance on love?"

Oh Kurt. He was so naïve. He really needed to explain some meanings of top 40 music to him before he embarrassed himself again.

"Kurt, I love your innocence, and in risking ruining it, I have to tell you that by saying 'take a bite out of my heart tonight' they mean 'have sex with me tonight'. And not denying the animal inside you? That's sex too. The entire song has to do with sex, that's why we sang it to be 'sexy' for the Crawford school.."

"Oh."

Oh indeed Kurt. The awkward silence continued after that little bit of informative conversation.

"So…" said Kurt. Wanting to end the awkward silence.

"This is awkward"

"Yeah? Well don't act like your oh-so perfect! I may be naïve but you can be ignorant, oblivious and rude. You're not the dapper boy everyone thinks you are Blaine!" Kurt was already hurt by Blaine saying he's so innocent, its not like it's a bad thing. In Victorian society he'd be considered a slut. Suddenly he felt like starting up a fight, Blaine, in his confused way didn't know how to retaliate.

"Ignorant?" He asked

"Hey Kurt!" said Kurt in a mocking voice. "Lets sing an emotional song together for regionals showing my love for you! And by emotional I mean a break up song about being happy to be single!

And I'm the one with bad context of songs? Really ?" He cocked a perfect eyebrow satisfied with his little rant, Blaine was still confused.

"Candles by hey Monday is a beautiful song.."

"It's probably the only song you know that isn't on billboards top 100.." That was sort of true, he probably should've read into the lyrics more.

"Okay, maybe a little ignorant at times, and doesn't oblivious mean the same thing?"

"No Blaine, I'm pretty sure a better example of oblivious would be you telling me you have a crush on a boy on valentines, then buying me coffee, knowing my order and all, OH and then sharing a fucking Valentines day cookie together… But no, you want to have 'adopted babies' with some dirty hipster who works at gap!" Blaine was laughing now, and so was Kurt, they weren't really mad at each other, they just needed to let off some steam, and Kurt was right about him on valentines day. And damn, he really should've caught on that the lyrics 'and some day you will get back everything you gave me,' among other lyrics. He really had a thing with being a ditz sometimes.

"We're here!" Chimed Kurt as he pulled into the Hummel driveway.

"Oh Great.."

"Buck up mister! You're about to formally meet my dad as my new boyfriend" Kurt's eyes lit up at the word boyfriend.

"I love it when you say that?"

"say what"

"that we're boyfriends"

"I love it too," he winked and took Blaine's hand , who let go once they got to the door, he can't have Mr. Hummel thinking he's after undapper things with Kurt. He has to be perfect. Kurt opened the door and gave a yelled "We're home!" Burt walked in a couple moments after, Fin was in the basement playing black ops. Blaine preferred n64 zelda personally, he even had a crush on link when he was younger, of course he didn't know what a crush was then..

Blaine's train of thought broke when he saw Burt staring at him.

"Dad you know Blaine.." Kurt gave him a look that said 'say something-anything!'

"Ahem. Sorry I was thinking about Zelda… oh! It's a video game not a person!" Damnit! He was already mucking up the night.

"Well.. okay then, nice to see you again Blaine"

"And you too Mr. Hummel-"

"Please call me Burt"

"Of course Sir- I mean Burt" Blaine had never had a boyfriend before, so he hadn't the slightest what was supposed to happen next, he met Burt twice before, but never as his boyfriend. Kurt slipped his hand into Blaine's and his eyes widened, he didn't know if this was going to offend Burt, Oh Crap! Burt didn't even know that they are going out-

And with that thought interrupted, Kurt spoke,

"Dad, Blaine and I are, well… Together" He said raising his and Blaine's intertwined hands. Burt sighed and looked ten years older than he had three minutes ago.

"You-" He looked at Blaine

"You sleep in my boys bed.-"

"We weren't dating then!"

"Then force me to talk to him about sex" this time Burt paused.

"We weren't dating then either.." Kurt had started to feel anxious about what his father was saying, he knew it sounded worse out loud then it did in context but that didn't stop him from blushing.. Then Blaine interjected

'Sir- I love your son very much, it took me way to long to realise this and I apologise for anything I did to upset you or Kurt. I love him sir- I mean Burt."

"I know. Come on, carol's ordering pizza, you two can hang out in Kurt and Fin's room until it arrives. Anything in particular you like on your pizza?" they both agreed to share a medium pizza with feta cheese and cilantro, Burt never got the fancy pizza thing, must be a gay thing he thought. Then the boys went downstairs to Kurt's room. Fin saw then and decided to continue his game upstairs but told them that Burt would probably prefer them to keep the door open.

"So I've got an idea of what we can do!"

"Make out?"

"Yeah and then your father comes down to tell us our gay pizza is ready and finds me straddling you on the couch, then he decides to send you to a private school in England and I never see you again."

"You have an over active imagination.. anyways what did you want to do then?" Kurt looked disappointed that his boyfriend wasn't even going to let him hold hands in the presence of his father let alone anything, he couldn't wait till Friday when he'd get to see Blaine and hangout in his private dorm after school they usually just talked or watched movies but sometimes more would happen, it was definitely worth the 20 minute drive from Lima.

"I think we should pick us a song to have !" He said as he picked up Kurt's iphone.

"Oh! Great idea!... What about teenage dream?

"Lets go all the way tonight…. Getting drunk on beaches..?"

"Shit! It's too cliché anyways" Whoa! Kurt barely ever swears, how interesting..

"Yeah.. how about two is better than one?"

"It's too expected… damn, this is harder than I though.."

"Watch your mouth Kurt Hummel, or I might have to wash it out with soap!" Blaine looked at Kurt with mock disapproval. If Kurt was going to get any make out sessions tonight, this was his shot.

"Soap? I can think of better things to do with my mouth" Kurt smiled and kissed him chastely on the lips, he wanted to test the waters for them. Then what started as a sweet kiss turned into a make out session. Blaine was on top of Kurt, making sure not to crush him and deeply kissing him, soon he went lower to Kurt's neck, and started sucking, but Kurt was to have none of that.

"Blaine you're not giving me a hickey tonight. Not where my dad could see anyway.." Blaine took that tip and kissed lower to his collar bone and shoulder, gently sucking and biting at the skin until a small bruise was there, Blaine didn't know what was with kurt's shoulders, shoulders aren't supposed to be sexy, but his were, everything about him was. Kurt was able to cover up the hickey by putting his shirt back into place, then just in time for the couple to not look as compromising as before Burt called out saying dinner was ready. The two boys giggled and went upstairs.