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"Hey, I'm back!" cried Zackary Martin, as he stepped out of the black and yellow (A/N: "Black and yellow, black-and yellow, black and yellow" :D Random. Sorry for that.) taxi, that had some ads about a restaurant in Boston. Then, on his way toward the couple, he tripped, which made them gasp.

"Cody, give your big brother a hug!" Zack exclaimed, standing back up quickly, wrapping his arms around his little brother. He hugged back while Bailey stood there, grinning.

"Zack, I missed you. Where have you been?" Bailey questioned, after the twins broke away from their hug.

"Oh, you know, Australia, China, Russia, Africa, New York. I just been to New York. That's why I stopped here for a while before going off to Paris."

"Really? Isn't London there?"

"Oh yeah, I called her and she said-"

"Said what?"

"Can't tell you yet. I almost ruined the surprise. I'll tell you tonight, promise."

"Oh, then, let me get ready for dinner. We'll have a feast, celebrating your visit." With that, Bailey rushed in the house, getting ready for the night's delights.

"Oh wow. I visit for a few days and I get a feast. I should come here more often!" Zack laughed, grinning from ear to ear.

Cody chuckled. "So how have you been?"

"Eh, the same."

They sat in silence for a while. Then, Cody suddenly realized something.

"Wait. You said you went to Africa. Isn't Maya in Africa?"

"Technically, she's in Chad."

"Were you in Chad?"

"Well... You see... Yeah."

"Did you see her?"

"Her husband was the one who called me!"

"She's married?"

"Yeah. And she finally admit that he's been living in Africa and got her in Peace Crops or whatever! They were dating before she met me! She was cheating. And she told Matt, her husband now, that she wanted to see who is her real love. And it was him."

"Wow. I can't believe that she did that. I thought she was actually the one for you. And the only reason why I thought that is because she could stand your filthiness."

Zack playfully punched Cody on the shoulder.

Cody just laughed. "But she made it so obvious that she didn't ant to date you anymore because she couldn't handle a long distance relationship, huh?"

"Yeah. But I got my revenge though."

"Ruined the child's birthday party?"

"Hey, they said whatever is fine with them. But I told the kid that it was their parents' fault." Zack grinned.

Cody chuckled again and shook his head.

"How'd you know they had a kid anyway?"

"Guessed."

"Dinner's ready!" hollered Bailey from the kitchen window.

"Coming dear! Let's go."

Zack and Cody raced up the steps and into their chairs at the dinner table.

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