And here we go, for the 100th time... ok, for the fifth time. It's a new story, this time a cross-over between Fairy Tail and the TYPE-MOON universe (elements of Fate/Zero and Tsukihime). Just like TSCM, this story features a strong Lucy, but apart from that it's completely different.

NOTE: For the purposes of this story, the time line has been adjusted. The events of Tsukihime happened several years before the Fourth Holy Grail War, not during the Fifth War. Also, Ultear will be younger than in canon, while Lucy will be older.

Also, Maiya Emiya is Lucy's alias. No one except Shirou knows her real name, and even he uses her fake name.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail, Fate/Zero, Fate/Stay Night, or Tsukihime.

"I forgot this building was that large." Lucy muttered, looking up at the Fairy Tail guild hall.

"Come on in!" Happy chirped. "You can meet our friends in there!"

Lucy nodded and followed Shirou in, looking around the room. Mages were eating, drinking, and messing around everywhere she looked, giving the place a relaxed and cheerful atmosphere.

"Mira-chan!" Someone called. "Three beers over here, please!"

"Coming right up!" A white-haired woman in a red dress quickly brought the drinks over. "Enjoy!"

"Mira-chan..." A man smoking a pipe called out, using the smoke he produced to form hearts in the air. "Let's go on a date next time!"

Mira sighed and lit up, before turning into an older and far less attractive woman. "You're married, remember?"

"Gaaah!" The man wailed, turning away quickly. "Don't transform into my wife!"

"We're home!" Natsu roared, charging past Shirou and Lucy into the room.

"Aye!"

A laughing man quickly found Natsu's foot in his face.

"Bastard!" Natsu raged. "The info you gave me about Salamander was fake!"

"My..." Mira giggled. "Now that Natsu is back, the place might get torn apart soon."

She noticed Shirou and Lucy and walked over to them. "You're back too, Shirou-kun? And who's this you brought with you?"

"I'm Shirou's sister, Maiya Emiya." Lucy introduced herself, shocking the other woman. "A pleasure."

"Did you say Emiya?" A boy wearing just his boxers walked over to her. "As in Shirou's sister?"

At her nod, he grinned and shook her hand. "Name's Gray Fullbuster. I heard about you from my master Ur."

Lucy's eyes widened as she recognized the name.

"Gray here became Ur's student a few months after we left." Shirou explained. "She never told him about Kiritsugu, but she did talk about us a few times when he studied under her."

Lucy nodded. "Yeah, Ur was a good person."

"Gray..." A woman drinking directly from a barrel of beer sighed. "Have you been walking around like that for long? You're embarrassing yourself in front of the guest."

Gray looked down and his jaw dropped. "Shit, not again!"

"The big guy is Elfman." Shirou pointed to a large man who just challenged Natsu and Gray to a fight. "He's Mira's brother. The one with those girls is Loke, and the drinker is Cana."

Lucy raised an eyebrow. "They're starting to break the room apart... shouldn't you do something, Mira-san?"

"I wouldn't worry." Mira waved the question off. "This happens all the time."

A beer bottle crashed into the side of her head, causing blood to stream down the side of her face. "Besides, isn't it fun this way?"

Lucy sighed. "This place is so noisy..."

Gray flew past her and crashed into a table, completely naked. Natsu laughed as he held up the other boy's boxers and waved them around.

"My underwear!" Gray looked around wildly, before his gaze settled on Lucy. "Maiya-san, if you don't mind, can I borrow your underwear?"

Lucy stared at him for a moment, before holding her hand out and letting a pair of men's boxers appear in it. "Here. Keep them."

"Thanks." Gray nodded gratefully and quickly put them on, before rejoining the fight.

Shirou shook his head. "I'm not even going to ask why you have male underwear in your requip armory."

"I have to be prepared for everything."

"So noisy..." Cana grumbled, holding up a card. "Guys, it's time to end this."

"I've had it!" Gray agreed, smashing a fist into his other hand.

Elfman gave a howl as his right arm transformed into a large, brick-like limb.

"What a troublesome bunch." Loke sighed, adjusting a ring on his finger.

"Come and get me!" Natsu roared as his fists burst into flame.

"I'd better stop this..." Shirou mused, letting a multitude of wooden swords form and hover behind him.

"That's enough." A huge form stepped in between the fighters. "Cut it out, you fools! We have a guest!"

Natsu grinned when all fighters gave resigned scoffs and calmed down. "Hahaha! You all got scared! This match is my wi-"

The huge form scowled and crushed him under its' foot. Lucy watched with a raised eyebrow as the thing shrunk down into a little old man.

"Nice to meet you." The man shook her hand. "I'm Makarov, the master of this noisy guild. And who might you be?"

"Maiya Emiya." Lucy gave a polite nod. "I'm Shirou's older sister."

"I see..." Makarov narrowed his eyes at the name he recognized as that of the Wizard Killer. Lucy noticed him frown and gave a sigh, before turning to leave.

"It seems I'm no longer welcome." She told Shirou. "I'll be going now. Still... quite a nice place you have here. I like the friendly atmosphere."

"Wait!" Makarov called after her. "Maiya-san, I-"

"It's fine." Lucy cut him off. "The life I chose is not meant to be understood, nor is it supposed to be considered good in any way. Your earlier reaction was something I have both expected and gotten used to. Besides, I have a job to get ready for anyway."

And with that, she walked out of the guild.

Two weeks later:

"Codename: Racer..." Lucy watched her target through the scope of her sniper rifle. "Real name unknown. Affiliation: Oracion Seis. Magic: Perception of Time. No doubt about it, he's the real deal. Gemini, are you in position?"

"Affirmative." Came through her earpiece.

"Right." Lucy aimed carefully at Racer's head. "I don't know why he's alone, but it's made my job so much easier."

She pressed the trigger.

"I thought you were meant to be fast." Cobra smirked, teasing Racer as the man walked in. "You kept us waiting."

Racer sighed. "Piss off, Cobra."

"Easy..." Angel chided them. "Racer, Cobra's right... in a way. It was a routine check-up on our subordinate dark guilds, yet it took you longer than usual. What happened?"

Racer flopped down on a sofa. "I ran into the Wizard Killer Emiya."

"No way!" Angel and Cobra shot up in shock. "How? What happened?"

"I don't know how she caught wind of where I was, but she tried taking me out." Racer told them. "Get this: she actually used a Celestial Spirit, the one called Gemini."

Angel's eyes widened. "I've been looking for that one! If you're here, then you beat her, right? Did you bring the key?"

"Slipped my mind." Racer admitted shamefully. "I did kill her, but it was a tough fight. I passed out from exhaustion for a few minutes. I don't have the key, but I hid her body, so it's most likely still with her."

Angel listened with glee as Racer described the location, then quickly left the hideout to get the long coveted key.

Racer waited for a few minutes, then stood up and stretched. "Now then... time to get started."

"With what-" Cobra managed to say, before finding a knife through his chest.

Raising his eyes, he stared at Racer in shock. The surprise turned to confusion when Racer lit up and reformed into two small blue creatures.

"W-what the..." He choked out, coughing up blood. "I don't und-"

"Your friend is dead." Gemi told the dying man. "It was even easier than getting rid of you."

The last thing Cobra saw was Gemini turning into an exact copy of him.

Angel peered into a small dark cave cautiously. "Racer said it was in here..."

She frowned when she failed to see anything inside, then her eyes lit up when she spotted a strand of white hair in a thin crevice.

"I found you!" She cheered, walking over to the fissure. Her joy turned to confusion when she found the strand of hair to be the only thing around.

"What's going on?"

Hidden outside, Lucy pressed a button and the rigged cave exploded, burying the already dead Angel underneath tons of rubble.

"You guys..." Hot-Eye grumbled, walking out of his room to the meeting hall. "What was all that noise a moment ago? I'm trying to come up with ways to make money."

"Yo, Hot-Eye." Cobra waved at him from the sofa. "Racer came by for a moment, then went somewhere again. Good thing too, he was unusually noisy and Cubelios is taking its' afternoon nap."

He pointed to a trail of coins. "Also, Racer seems to have a hole in his pocket. Can you go after him and pick those up on the way? There's no telling how much he lost."

Hot-Eye smirked. "I suppose I can take a walk, yes?"

Cobra watched as the large man left, picking up coins as he walked, then stood up and sighed. "I can't believe that worked. Now then... time to take care of the snake."

A few minutes later, Cubelios had its' head cut off. The sleeping reptile never saw it coming.

"And that makes four." Cobra observed, turning away. "I have one more target to deal with."

Elsewhere, Hot-Eye was turning a pale color, his vision was turning hazy, and sweat was running down his entire body. Even so, the man continued to walk forward and pick up coins, not stopping even when a sharp pain shot through his left lung and he coughed up blood.

"His greed just makes this sad." Lucy observed, watching the scene through binoculars. She gave a satisfied nod when Hot-Eye keeled over and lay still. "Poison that begins to affect the body on contact... a very useful thing."

Cobra grinned and turned back into Gemini, before dispelling. A few seconds later, the entire hideout exploded. Midnight, who was sleeping in his room, was instantly obliterated by the blast.

"What the hell is going on?" Brain panicked, rushing through the forest towards his base. "Four of the Six Generals have fallen, one after another! What the fuck is happening?"

His eyes widened in horror when he saw something explode in the distance, in the exact same spot where his base was. A second later, another one of his tattoos faded, signifying Midnight's death.

"I'm the only one..." He sank to his knees in disbelief. "How could this have happened..."

"He's lost his will to fight." Lucy watched stoically as Brain gazed ahead with dull eyes, not moving. "It seems that even dark guilds have some sense of comradeship."

"At this point, I'll just be putting him out of his misery." She quickly put together her rifle, took careful aim, and fired. Moments later, blood sprayed from Brain's head and the man collapsed, dead.

"That makes all six." She noted, sending her rifle back to her requip dimension and lighting a cigarette. "Mission complete."

Behind her, black smoke continued to rise from the remains of the Oracion Seis base.

NOTE: Here's a list of Lucy's equipment:

-Gemini (the Spirit)

-Two sniper rifles

-Three sub-machine guns

-A pack of grenades

-Several smoke bombs

-Several flash grenades

-A few stun grenades

-Six handguns

-Kiritsugu's Thompson Contender

-Over 300 of Kiritsugu's Origin Bullets (made from the rest of his ribs)

-Two swords with blades made from Kiritsugu's bones and infused with the man's Origin

-Piles of ammunition for her other weapons

-Avalon (currently inside her to lessen the backlash from her Time Shift)

-lots of spare clothes

-several deadly toxins and poisons

-binoculars, night-vision goggles, two-way radio transceivers, and wireless headsets

Lucy keeps her equipment in a pocket dimension styled like an armory, which she can access using Requip magic.

Chapter 3 will be out soon. Thanks for reading.

Till next time!