I have nothing to say about this chapter. R&R if you want, I won't bug you to do it.

Tobi continued to recount his story of disaster to Leader. However, Leader started to interrupt.

Leader: I'm amazed that you can remember what everyone said in such great detail, considering all this happened over a span of two weeks.

Tobi: Yes, I AM quite amazing.

Leader: Shut up and start up with the explanation.

Tobi: But you-

Leader: LEADER SAYS KEEP TALKING!

Back to main plot, whoo!

The members dispersed from their grand hallway adventure. Tobi tried to think of something to contribute to the party they were planning.

Tobi: I'm-a thinkin', I sure am! By God, how I'm thinking! Never have I thought so hard before!

Deidara walked into the room where Tobi was thinking ever so hard.

Deidara: Make sure your head doesn't explode from all that thinking, yeah.

Tobi: Le GASP! That'd be awful! I'd better stop thinking for a while...

Deidara: Then again, that would be pretty cool. Art... (Gives Tobi a scary look) is a BLAST, after all. (Laughs evily)

Tobi: Senpai, you're scaring me... I'm just gonna get the hell away from you now...

Tobi ran away, while Deidara stayed in the room and laughed even more menacingly and maniacally. He laughed so much his hair eventually caught fire for no apparent reason.

Deidara: Oh shit, my hair!

Meanwhile, Tobi started poking Kisame with a stick.

Tobi: I poke you now, fish man. (Pokes vigorously)

Kisame: (While being poked) Stop that.

Tobi: NEVER! (Pokes harder)

Kisame: OW! Knock it off, idiot!

Tobi: YOU WILL NEVER SINK MY CHEERIO! (Starts smacking Kisame with stick)

Hidan started yelling from another room.

Hidan: Why won't you assholes just shut the fuck up?! I can't pray with all that noise!

Tobi: Oh yeah, right! You're probably just mutilating yourself or something!

Kisame: That masochistic freak, that's like his form of masturbation.

In Hidan's room

Hidan had a pike stuck through his chest, and his legs were impaled to the wall.

Hidan: How did he know?

Back with Kisame and Tobi

Kisame: So why are you here?

Tobi: I came to poke you, and my mission was an outstanding success.

Kisame: Is that all? Don't you think we should help the Leader plan the big happy fun party, or whatever it's called?

Tobi: I suppose we could do that. I can't think of any good ideas for it, though.

Kisame: We can think of something together. Two heads are better than one, after all.

At that moment, Zetsu burst in the room through a wall, Kool-Aid Man style.

Zetsu: That's what YOU think!

He then ran through the room and jumped out the window.

Tobi and Kisame: ... The hell?

Kisame recovered from that dose of insanity and continued.

Kisame: Well, we have to think of something big, something exiting, something that's never been thought of before...

Tobi: We could have a Dance Dance Revolution dance-off!

Kisame: That's been done sooooo many times before. Don't you remember our first big party? It was fun until Itachi lost.

Flashback

Sasori and Itachi are playing DDR. Itachi fails the song, but Sasori passes with flying colors.

Sasori: Alright! I am the dancing master! (Spins in circles of joy)

Itachi: No, you cheated! You were using your puppet strings to guide you!

Sasori: You're just jealous because you suck.

Itachi gives Sasori an evil glare. After a few seconds, Sasori explodes.

End Flashback

Tobi: But that's not how Sasori senpai died.

Kisame: It makes more sense than being killed by a 15-year old and his grandmother, don't you think?

Tobi: ... Yeah, I guess you're right.

Kisame: But, we're getting off topic. The point it, we need to do something that we've never thought of doing before... Something that we'll always remember...

Kakuzu fell from the ceiling, got up, and pointed an accusing finger at Kisame.

Kakuzu: You can do whatever the hell you want at that party, I don't care. Just don't even THINK of stealing my money. If you do... I'll kill joo.

After making his declaration, Kakuzu walked calmly out of the room, quickly turned around and shook his finger angrily at Kisame and Tobi again, and evaporated.

Kisame: O RLY? Tobi, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Tobi: That toast is delicious?

Kisame: No, no... Well, it is quite good, but that's not what I'm thinking. We should pull off... A heist. (Dramatic music blares behind him)

Tobi: But Kakuzu-san just said that he'd kill us if we took his money.

Kisame: Kakuzu says a lot of things.

Hidan, without warning, bursts through the floor.

Hidan: Steal Kakuzu's money?! Count me in!

Kisame: Haven't any of you guys ever heard of a thing called, "The Door?!"

Hidan: But coming in here through the floor is even more painful. Mmmm...pain...

Tobi walked over to Hidan and shoved his head back through the floor with his foot.

Tobi: I still don't know about this, it sounds like a bad idea.

Kisame: Well no one said you had to do it with me.

Hidan came back into the room.

Hidan: Wait, were you expecting me to pair up with you losers? I don't think so.

Kisame: I'll probably need at least two other people, so I don't have much of a choice. It'll be worth your while.

Hidan: How?

Kisame: I'll...uh... Stop bothering you when you perform your freaky Jashin rituals.

Hidan: (Big watery eyes) For true, Kisame?

Kisame: Yes, for true. And Tobi, if you help me, I'll get you a lifetime supply of Sugar Nummies.

Tobi: Will you really?! Alright, I'm in!

Kisame, Hidan, and Tobi all put their hands together, flew their arms into the air, and let out their now-established group battle cry.

All three: SHOOP DA WHOOP!

Little did they know, about a room or two away, Deidara was listening on on them.

Deidara: They're gonna take Kakuzu's money huh? Well, I'm not gonna let 'em. The only one who's getting their hands on that money...is me, yeah.