The Reign of the Evil Mind Control Chips
One day, at a carnival, there was a strange woman in a dress. She went up to a gypsy woman to hear her future. But the signs were not good. There was an evil being which was terrorizing the Smash Mansion and the woman in the dress and her pink companion were the only ones who could stop it.
This is the tale of truth, courage and destiny. A tale of two heroines. A tale that is so horrific, the first time you look at it will be your last. Our heroines are great and wonderful in power. They are famed by people who play their games and Super Smash Brothers. And our heroines are…
Peach and Jigglypuff!
CHAPTER 2: Frozen Drumsticks
Peach and Jigglypuff, being the good citizens they were, were eating at McDonalds.
"This burger tastes like a Yoshi Egg!" said Peach, not realising she ordered the fresh Yoshi egg happy meal.
"Jig jig jig iggly jig jig! (Translated: When we get home, we should get dinosaur drumsticks from the fridge!)" Shouted Jigglypuff.
Peach and Jigglypuff went to the Smash Mansion.
"Hello, Mario!" said Peach to Mario's corpse.
"Jig! (Translated: Hello, Pikachu!)" Said Jigglypuff to Pikachu's corpse.
Peach went by the mini aquarium, which was located under the fridge.
"I've never seen a fish which looks like a green dinosaur which I know of," said Peach, analysing Yoshi, frozen in the mini aquarium.
Peach and Jigglypuff went to the fridge, but found there were no drumsticks.
"Jig jig iggly! (Traslated: Let's go into Kirby's room!)" Said Jigglypuff.
Peach and Jigglypuff walked to Kirby's room.
"I wonder what's behind this," said Peach, taking a photo off the wall of Kirby and Chu Chu.
"Wow… it's a secret passage to the fridge! No wonder why Kirby is so small!" said Peach.
Peach and Jigglypuff walked in, and saw a dinosaur they could make drumsticks out of.
Yoshi woke up.
He was in an oven.
Outside he saw Peach.
"Ararararararar!" screamed Yoshi as he broke out of the oven.
"Oh my god!" exclaimed Peach, "That dinosaur wasn't dead, and its, its- NUEEZ!111 My watch broke!"
To replace her watch, Peach put on a sombrero.
"Yoshi yoshi yoshi yoshi! Ararararar! (Translated: Mewtwo is controlling everybody's mind with chips!) " Cried Yoshi.
"What is he saying?" asked Peach.
Jigglypuff gave Peach a PC CD-ROM.
Peach put the CD in the disc drive of a computer.
Up came a window, which said something in Chinese.
"Jigglypuff, are you trying to tell me that Yoshi said he loves Zelda?" asked Peach.
"Jig! (Translated: Yes!)" Said Jigglypuff.
"You're not going to marry Zelda, Yoshi," said Peach, putting a leash around Yoshi's neck.
Yoshi bit Peach.
"NUEZ!111" said Peach, "I have rabies!"
Yoshi wrote a sentence in chalk on a blackboard.
"MEWTWO IS CONTROLLING EVERYBODY'S MIND WITH CHIPS," Peach read off the blackboard.
"Do the chips taste nice?" asked Peach.
Yoshi smacked his head.
Suddenly, Yoshi was forced backwards into Mewtwo.
Mewtwo, using his psychic power, took Yoshi's brain and replaced it with an evil one.
"Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha," cackled Mewtwo as he drifted away.
To be continued...