I'm fucked up!
The screen changed to the music channel; Shots by LMFAO. Not the most appropriate song for this situation but neither of them cared.
If you not drunk ladies & gentlemen
Get ready to get fucked up
He crouched down slightly preparing for a full on attack. She planted her feet ready for a counterattack.
Let's do it, Ha Ha
Fliqpy made his first move by blinding Flaky's vision with the couch cushion. Throwing and following up behind it to strike for her throat.
LMFAO
Flaky's mind went blank for a moment until she pushed the cushion away. It was almost too late to notice now close Fliqpy was already. She freaked out and cried before dodging the knife backwards.
You know what
Lil Jon
yeah
She almost dropped to the floor to give up until more images of her and Flippy appeared in her mind. Before Fliqpy could backtrack he was sent up off his feet from a upper kick.
all of the alcoholics
It didn't have much effect on him and he roundhouse kicked her all the way into the kitchen.
Where you at
Lets go
Fliqpy walked into the kitchen seeing her on the floor, eyes closed, and no sign of breathing. He smiled evilly, taking another step... he looked down to notice he had stepped in something wet. Wait. What was that whistling sound next to him. The unconscious Flaky smiled, revealing a lighter and flicking it at the screaming stove.
Hey(x8)
Let's go!
BAAM! The stove exploded sending him though the kitchen side counter. His body dropped within the smoke as Flaky jumped up. She rushed over to see if he was dead. Her shoulders were grabbed from under the counter. Then two feet kicked her stomach and flipped her out of the kitchen across the room. He tricked her.
When i walk in the club
All eyes on me
Im with the party rock crew
All drinks are free
Her back slammed into the door and into the next room. She kicked the door closed but Fliqpy ran and busted it open. She was gone? "Where did she go?"his eyes scanned the bedroom. "Above you", he looked up to be kicked in the face and then kicked onto the bed.
We like ciroc
We love patron
we came to party rock
Everybody its on
Let's go
He dropped his knife and Flaky jumped on him. He grabbed her arms and tried to wrestle her own knife out of her hands. Now he was on top of her and trying to get her to stab herself. Being under him and fighting back was sure turning him on.
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
everybody (x2)
She kicked him off and into the closet behind him. The door closed accidentally by itself. She sat on the bed waiting quietly.
Hey (x21)
The foldable door opened a little and a grenade flew out of the dark. Flaky spun around and jumped out of the closed window. The shard ripping off her skirt completely.
The ladies love us
when we pour shots
they need an excuse
to suck our cocks
Nothing. She looked up to see the house, minus the window, still in tack. A hand sprung to grasp the window and out came that evil, yet handsome monster. Grinning and perched on the window he whistled at her.
we came to get crunk
how bout you?
She raised and eyebrow confused before looking down to see she was only in a shirt, no pants. Flaky blushed furiously as her eyes narrowed in anger.
bottoms up
let's go round two
Flaky then got and idea. She trailed both her hands across the opposite side of her hips, giving the impression that she was taking it off. Fliqpy's breathing became heavier watching her do a strip tease. He grinned even wider, licking his lips.
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
everybody (x2)
Her seductive smile turned into a frown, pulling out two guns and fired a couple times without hesitation. The bullets missed but Fliqpy fell backwards from surprise. He pulled himself back up, completely pissed. Again, she was gone. Something moving not far into Mr. Lumpy's barn caught his eye.(Heh Heh.)
If you ain't getting drunk get the fuck out the club
If you ain't takin shots get the fuck out the club
If you ain't come to party get the fuck out the club
Now where my alcoholics let me see ya hands up
Lumpy didn't know what hit him...or who killed him as Fliqpy snapped his neck. The moment he made it to the entrance of the shed he jumped to the side avoiding more bullets. He zipped from one side of the barn to the inside on the opposite side, watching out for bullets. Flaky was on the second floor...wow, that cow was huge on the first floor below Flaky.
what you drinkin on?
Jaegerbombs
lemondrops
Buttery Nipples
Jello Shots
He didn't pay anymore attention to the huge cow...despite looking unusual. He need to finish her off before she puts a bullet in his head. He looked down to see... gasoline cans.
Kamikaze
Three Wise Men
fuck all that shit
Get me some Gin
Flaky didn't see him come out, considering she hid behind a pole, both guns at the ready.
Shots
She heard something and jumped out of hiding. Parts of the area was on fire, especially the entrance... which was also the exit. Fliqpy however was still there in the center of the barn with another knife at his side.
Patron on the rocks and I?m ready for some shots
The women come around everytime I?m pourin? shots
Their panties hit the ground everytime I give em shots
So cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.
He made a gesture to come down. She stared at him with such intensity it could burn right through his body. She threw the guns to the side and jumped off the first floor, pulling out her own knife. They kept their distance. He smiled while she frowned.
If you feelin drunk put ya hands in the air
& If you tryin to fuck put ya hands in the air
The fire spread everywhere except near them. The building was slowly collapsing...the cow did not even run away. Then... the cow collapsed...literally. They both turned to see a fallen cardboard cow revealing a huge gasoline barrel.
Now say I'm fucked up ( I'm fucked up)
I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up)
The one thing that was on both of their minds while frozen in fear and anger. (LUMPY! You moron!) Then they both turned to run but the fire caught the barrel already. Sending the building to bits and both of them far off a distance.
I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuck)
I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuck)
Shots
Fliqpy crawled up with all his strength. The whole area was covered in wood pieces and fire. It started to rain...how convenient. Losing his guard a impact from the back of his head sent him unconscious.
patron on the rocks and i'm ready for some shots
The women come around everytime I'm pourin' shots
Their panties hit the ground everytime I give em shots
So cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.
Flaky stood there, breathing heavily and with lots of wounds on her body, shovel in her hand looking down at him. She dropped the tool before dropping herself to the ground. She crawled over to Fliqpy, not afraid... or mad. Caressing his face softly, a small smile appeared on her lips.
I'm fucked up!
La dad a da
La dad a dad a da (x8)
…...
Flippy woke up on his bed. Wrapped everywhere in bandages. He sat up slowly before then noticing Flaky was on top of him... knife at his throat. "F-flaky?" he saw the wounds oh her body "your hurt!". Her eyes widen realizing he was back to normal and threw the knife to the ground. She wrapped her legs around his waist and arms around his neck, burying her face into his shoulder blade. "I'm so glad your safe...I love you"..."Flippy?"... "I love you too" he placed his arms around her lower back and top head...
However, she didn't see his yellow eyes and evil smile.
Sorry, the battle isn't as epic as you were probably hoping for. This is only my second time with a fight scene. Look up the song it's good.