[A/N: This is just a short ending requested by XinXang who wanted the hardcore stuff next. I tried at first but just couldn't do it so i ended with a gag. Sorry. Maybe you can teach me the ways of the...naughty stuff...so that my stories are way more interesting.

Sanji grazed his lower lip. "They can buy food on their own." He pulled Zoro back. "Besides, I haven't finished the dishes yet."

Zoro smirked and brushed a strand of hair away from Sanji's face. "I can help you with that."

"Please do."

The others on deck packed their bags to depart. "Aren't those two coming? I thought a kiss would be all they could handle for now."

"They'll join us afterwards." Robin gently led Nami off the boat after Luffy, Usopp and Chopper went off running in search for the butchers. "Give them time to do a proper greeting."

"You think they're gone?" Zoro asked opening the door slightly. He heard no screams or shouts from the trio. "They're gone." He closed back the door and faced Sanji who had actually started on the dishes. He placed his swords against the wall and walked over to the blonde chef. "Let me."

Zoro eased around the counter and came up behind Sanji. But instead of taking the sponge from Sanji's hands, he reached around him and placed his hands over the chefs. "I don't think that would work." Sanji said barely able to get his words out.

Zoro chuckled against Sanji's ear causing him to shiver. "It's fine."

"But…ah…" Sanji eased his head back as Zoro began placing feathery kisses along his neck. The water was warm but it didn't compare to the warmth Zoro was giving him. He turned around to come face to face with the swordsman. He ran a hand down Zoro's hard chest. He had to do all he could to stop himself from hyperventilating. "It's weird…only yesterday we were about to kill each other. Now…" He leant forward and softly placed his lips against Zoro's. The feeling was surreal. "We're…"

Zoro smirked as he held Sanji close and kissed him deeply. He accepted the open mouth of the chef and departed his tongue in Sanji's mouth, exploring every nook and cranny. He wanted everything about Sanji to be his. He knew it was strange, but he couldn't help himself. "My room?"

Sanji shook his head not wanting to depart from the body that was so right against his. His hands explored every contour of Zoro's muscles as his mouth was occupied with other things. He heard Zoro groan deeply. Zoro placed his hands on Sanji's ass pulling him closer to rub against his groin. "Z-zoro." Sanji's head was absolutely chaotic. This pleasure he was feeling was so new to him. He loved it.

Zoro couldn't ignore the heat he was feeling down there. He rubbed and bumped his stiffy against Sanji's own but knew this wasn't enough. He slipped his hands up Sanji's shirt and began caressing his pink buds. Sanji's arched his back feeling close to his limit already. "Zoro…ngh…bed."

Zoro sighed in relief. He wasted no time. he took Sanji by the hand and pulled him to the door, but stopped when he heard a voice - a voice calling out to him that only belonged to an idiot. His eye twitched.

"ZOOOOOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOOOO!"

Sanji looked at Zoro helpless thinking if they couldn't go to the bedroom then the kitchen would suffice. His body had already started losing the tingling sensations Zoro gave him.

"SSSSAAAAAAAAAAANJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

Zoro's eyes went into a twitching frenzy. His groin was going limp by the second. He cursed under his breath when the said idiot yelled out that he had lost everyone especially Nami who had the means to buy the meat.

Sanji smiled to himself. Turning Zoro around he kissed him softly. "I guess they couldn't do it by themselves like I said."

Sanji walked out leaving Zoro no time to protest at him. Another time then he thought... But first, he had to beat this idiot captain of his to a bloody pulp.