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Chap2

(Second Station Rinoa: How long has it happened)

Rinoa: (Dressed up like a therapist) So how long have you had this obsession?

Kairi: Since I was 4 1/2.

Sora: (Stares at Rinoa drooling)

Rinoa: Okay and how has this affected you friends and family?

Kairi: They didn't care.

Rinoa: Okay now tell me when you think this will end?

Kairi: ( Shugs)

Rinoa: Well just move on to the next station.

Sora: Your hot!

Kairi and Leon: (Slap Sora)

(Third Station Zell: Combat training)

Zell: Well I'm going to teach you to fight off your obbcession with cheese bring out the monster!

( Gate opens and a Tonberry appears)

Kairi: Aww it's so cute! ( Hugs it)

Tonberry: (Drops lantern and knife and hugs Kairi's leg)

Zell: Aww isn't that sweet?

Sora: What? KAIRI THIS IS A MONSTER SO KILL IT OR I WILL!

Tonberry: (Starts crying)

Sora: Cry me a river.

Tonberry: (Gets mad and stabs Sora where it hurts to be a guy than does Everyone's Grude then throws his lantern and knife causing an exploding on Sora) (Gets happy again and hugs Kairi leg again)

Sora: ( Covered in black) Oww!

Zell: That's what I never got we would be slashed by swords and guns and a knifes waht kills us)

Kairi: I never got that either.

End of chap 2