Chapter 2: Suitcase Full Of Women Stuff

A/N: I'll be addressing Luffy and Kidd as a girl from now on. :)

Enjoy!

"Guys. They're back." Law said as he reached the group of waiting nakamas. Kidd scoffed and crossed her arms in front of her chest, as Luffy waved fiercely to her nakamas. Killer stared at Kidd for a long time, and attempted to hide his laughter. Who'd knew captain will be so adorable after she turns into a woman? Hah..

"Whoo hoo~! Zoro! Look! I'm a girl!" Luffy shouted and pounced onto Zoro, her arms and legs circled around Zoro as she rested her head on Zoro's shoulder. "Really cool, right?"

Zoro is lost for words, and he blushed like mad. He had already gotten used to Luffy pouncing on him and so on but Luffy's a girl now, and everything seems awkward..

"OI MARIMO! Who said you can have Luffy-chan all by yourself?" Sanji came shouting towards Zoro, and he retorted back, "I didn't say Luffy's mine!"

"Zoro..? I'm not yours?" Luffy looked up to Zoro with those puppy eyes that are going to burst out with tears anytime.

Zoro sweat-dropped, and began to panic as he looked straight into those eyes.

"Uh.. Uh... Sorry.. But..." Zoro searched for words. "You're mine."

Luffy's eyes brightened, and tightened her grip on Zoro. "You're the best, Zoro!" Luffy exclaimed and nuzzled against Zoro's neck, over-whelmed by her own excitement.

"Please, Luffy... I'm getting choked over here.."

"Oh, sorry!" Luffy let go of Zoro, and stood very near him instead. "Shi shi shi shi~!"

"Aah. What a lovely couple we got here, ain't we?" Law said out of the blue, and everyone stared at his direction, before turning their gazes towards Zoro and Luffy.

"Anyways.." Eyes returned back to the doctor. "Ring me up using this Den Den Mushi. If you had any woman problems." He took out two baby Den Den Mushis from his pocket and handed it over to Kidd and Luffy.

"Who needs this?" Kidd growled at Law.

"Keep it. Just in case you really need it." Law stuffed it into Kidd's coat.

"Woman problems?" Sanji asked.

"Yes, Mr. Black Leg."

"Then can you teach me how to get every woman's love and attention?" Sanji's eyes are sparkling.

"Sure. First, you.."

"Don't teach this bastard anything." Nami punched Sanji's head hard, and dragged him away. "Guys. We're going back to the hotel. Follow us."

"Bye Law, bye Kidd, bye Killer, bye everyone!" Luffy bid goodbye to everyone before followed the gang towards Grove 70, where their hotel is.

"So... They've left. What you gonna do now?" Law asked Kidd.

"Go back to my ship, of course. Let's go." Kidd walked towards his crew and to his ship.

Law did the same, but picking up Bepo before that.

In the Thousand Sunny, things were getting a bit off-course.. Usopp and Chopper can't stop asking Luffy what's the feeling of becoming a girl, and it eventually turned out to be a story-telling session with the title "Usopp's Adventure In The Woman Country" which Usopp had taken out 100, 000 female warriors. Chopper is deeply impressed by this.. Well, only Chopper.

Meanwhile, Sanji kept serving now-a-girl Luffy with all those gourmet foods he can make out.

"WHOA~! Sanji! These tastes delicious!" Luffy exclaimed and chomped down everything she can.

Zoro wanted to have a bite of those foods, but as long as his hand stretched out at the direction of the food, his hand is stopped by a single leg.

"This is for Luffy-chan. Not for you, marimo-head!" Sanji shouted as Zoro pulled out his sword and threatened to cut off Sanji's leg.

"Here, Zoro!" Luffy stuffed a piece of ham into Zoro's mouth, before continued her eating.

"Erk.." Zoro blushed, and swallowed the piece of ham, to receive another kick by Sanji.

"BASTARD! Why are you the only one who can receive all of Luffy's love?"

"I told you, I DON'T KNOW!"

"Ne, Zoro. This tastes really good!" Luffy said and stuffed a piece of love-shaped onigiri into Zoro's mouth. Luffy then leaned down on Zoro's shoulder.

"Aah~ I'm full~" Luffy said while patted her stomach. Zoro stared at Luffy, before handed the onigiri back to Luffy.

"What, Zoro? You're not going to eat it?" Luffy asked, staring straight at Zoro. "But Sanji told me that it's the 'Onigiri Of Love'! I figured that since I love you so much, I should let you eat this!" Luffy said, totally giving in to her girlish feelings. No point controlling and holding back my feelings. thought Luffy.

"I'm sorry to barge in, Miss Luffy, but I guess you could use some of these things.."

"Yo~ Law!" Luffy waved to the doctor. "What is with this suitcase, anyway?"

"Some woman stuff that you can use." Law said, giving an evil smirk at Zoro, which the latter shivered. "Well then. I should go to that Kiddo now. Ja ne!"

With that interruption he stirred up, Law left the Thousand Sunny, and proceeded to Kidd's ship.

"Captain. There's someone wanting to see you."

"What an annoying person. Tell him I'm not here."

"But he's..."

"The maiden refusing to see me? Oh, I feel the weight of rejectment on me!" Law walked into Kidd's room, slamming the door shut, separating Killer and Kidd. "Not."

"What the hell are you doing here?"

"To deliver some stuff that a woman must have, seeing you don't even have a single female on your ship." Law said and slammed a suitcase on Kidd's table, right in front of her. Kidd growled.

"I told you! I don't need all these crap!"

"Well.. Accept them for me, will ya?" Law said, putting up his best gentleman smile. "I'm sure it'll be very useful in the future."

Kidd's heart is moved by the smile. But she managed to hide it all inside her.

"What do you think?" Law leaned towards Kidd and whispered into her ear, while playing with the strand of hair beside her ear.

"H...HEY!" Kidd jerked back, all her blood flowing onto her face.

Law let out a chuckle upon seeing Kidd's reactions towards his actions. More blood rushed up to Kidd's cheeks.

"I guess I'll be leaving, then. Reminder, you still have the Den Den Mushi that I gave you, right?"

Kidd just stared at him, haven't fully recovered.

"I'll take that as a yes." Law left the room, having Killer take his place instead.

"CAPTAIN! What happened?" Killer asked when he saw Kidd's flushed face.

"Nothing.. That jerk had just pulled a dirty trick on me." Kidd gritted her teeth to prevent further flashbacks.

I'll get my revenge.. Just wait, you dirty Trafalgar surgeon!

Yosh! Although this chapter is a bit late (which I promised my friend that I'll post it yesterday), but still, it's here!

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