One evening in the peaceful world of Dinosaur Land, at Yoshi's House on Yoshi Island, a bunch of different colored Yoshis are driving around in their pipe framed karts, while the main green Yoshi himself is sitting in his little chair in front of the fireplace while playing his green Nintendo Gamecube. Baby Mario is looking over Yoshi's shoulder looking at him beating Pokemon Coliseum using only Gen 3 Pokemon.

"C'mon dude. When is it my turn?" Baby Mario groaned as he slumped in his chair.

Yoshi turned to Baby Mario with an annoyed look on his reptilian face. "Baby Mario, just chill. You'll get your turn."

Baby Mario groaned as he acted exactly as you would expect him too, pouting annoyingly. "No! This is whack!"

Yoshi got angry and yelled at Baby Mario, slapping him across the face to display discipline. "Look, diaper boy, you get to play when my turn is over!"

"But you've been playing for nine frickin' hours!" Baby Mario retorted as he then started crying obnoxiously, getting tears everywhere on purpose.

Soon, three rings from the doorbell were heard. Yoshi walked towards the door, but before he did, he handed Baby Mario the controller and said, "Here. Make sure I don't lose."

Baby Mario nodded and took the controller as Yoshi walked towards the door.

"Who is it?" Yoshi asked, wondering who could it be at the green dinosaur's door. Finally, there was an answer.

"The landlord."

Yoshi scoffed and walked back towards his seat, when he heard two knocks.

"Cable Guy!" The voice said again.

Yoshi just stood there and didn't answer, holding his Gamecube controller.

"Vote Quimby!" The voice randomly blurted out.

Yoshi walked back towards his seat, but then more obnoxious bangs were heard on his door. Yoshi got frustrated and shouted, "WHO IS IT?"

The person outside continued to bang the door. "OPEN THE FRICKIN' DOOR! IT'S THE POLICE!"

Baby Mario gasped and he hid under the couch. Yoshi shook his head and opened the door. Outside the house was a blue, short Yoshi with green hair and pink shoes.

Yoshi shook his head and asked, "Um, who are you?"

The young blue Yoshi replied, "Never mind that. Follow me."

Yoshi shrugged as he followed the blue young Yoshi to a white van parked outside of Yoshi's house. "What's going on here, anyway?" Yoshi asked the blue Yoshi.

The blue young Yoshi signed and tapped his right pink shoe while brushing back his green hair. "A meeting has been decided, and you're coming whether you like it or not. Get in!"

The blue young Yoshi started shoving Yoshi inside the van.

"I'm not going," Yoshi said as he stopped the blue Yoshi.

"What? Man, you betta get yer ass in dat d'ere seat, son!" The blue Yoshi commanded.

Yoshi gave the blue Yoshi and angry look, clutched both of his arms and said, "No! I'm not going and that's final!"

The blue young Yoshi got extremely furious and opened up the passenger seat door, picked up Yoshi, and stuffed Yoshi in the seat until he looked like an abstract painting. Then the blue Yoshi got in and drove away.

Baby Mario got out of the covers, and he looked around. "Yoshi? Yoohoo? Hey are you here, ya Flintstones reject?"

"Yabba dabba damn, what did I do to you?" Fred Flintstone complained as he was in the corner eating some Fruity Pebbles, deciding to leave since he felt insulted.

Baby Mario shook his head. "Not you, Mr. Flagstone, I'm looking for my Jurassic Park knockoff."

A Tyrannosaurus Rex roared as he smashed the rooftop, making the baby jump up as he hid underneath the table nearby, with a bunch of Velociraptors running around sniffing him out until they got bored and left.

Baby Mario sighed as he crawled out. "How hard is it to find this damn lizard... frog thing?"

May the female human protagonist from the Hoenn era of the Pokemon anime and the Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald games, came into the living room and noticed Baby Mario. "Baby Mario? Why are you looking around for?"

Baby Mario rubbed the back of his head. "Well, I coulda sworn that Yoshi was nearby, but then he disappeared without a trace.

May nodded. "Wonder what happened to him."

Baby Mario looked out of the window, and saw the tracks of the white van. He turned to May. "I'm gonna go after Yoshi. You can play the game."

May smiled. "Thank you!" She gave Baby Mario a hug, and then sat on the couch with the controller, playing Yoshi's saved Pokemon Coliseum game.

"Hang on Yosh, I'm coming to rescue ya!" Baby Mario proclaimed as he exited the house and started running in the direction of the tracks.

With no one present, May proceeded to let out a big stinky fart as she blushed at her tuba poot.

"Ooh, I might need new underwear!" May said as she began fanning the air while feeling embarrassed about her bassy farting.

At the Wonder Fields near the Sauropod Forest, 7 different dinosaurs were standing around, waiting for something. The white van appeared and the blue Yoshi threw Yoshi down on the ground and drove off. The other dinosaurs gathered around Yoshi. Despite being out of the white van, Yoshi still looks like an abstract painting.

"Can someone help me out here?" Yoshi questioned as he started to struggle.

A 5th foot tall, blue Brontosaurus looked at Yoshi and then pulled on Yoshi's nose, making Yoshi pop back into shape. "Oh, you are Yoshi. I thought Picasso was near by somewhere."

Yoshi cleaned himself off, glancing up. "Thanks. Who are you guys?"

The blue Brontosaurus stood up and smiled. "I'm Bronto, the leader of Team Brontos."

A yellow, green-spiked Stegosaurus with a green bow approached Yoshi and giggled. "I'm Shelia. I'm a fashion designer."

A blue Yoshi with sunglasses approached Yoshi and scanned him, scoffing while adjusting his black sunglasses. "I'm Boshi. I see that we have meet before."

Yoshi was in awe as Birdo and Peppy Ankylosaurus came up to Yoshi.

"Yoshi, I was wondering how you were doing!" Peppy asked, as he and Yoshi were friends for many years.

Yoshi chuckled as he was feeling so happy. "It's great to see you here, Peppy."

Birdo approached Yoshi and waved her hand, "I'm Birdo. Nice to meet you. Granted we know each other, but it has been quite a while..."

Yoshi blushed as the purple Ankylosaurus approached Yoshi.

"I'm Heppy, Peppy's younger brother," He introduced, smiling as the green Birdosaurus approached Yoshi.

"I'm Zirdo, the youngest and cutest of the Birdo sisters!" The green female from the Birdo species squealed as she did a cute pose.

Yoshi wrapped his arms around the back of his relatively spiny neck. "Well, it's good to meet you all, but where are we?"

Bronto shrugged. "We're at the Wonder Fields, the most sacred place in Dinosaur Land. The reason we are here, that I don't know."

Yoshi scratched his arm as he murmured in disapproval. "Great. I was kidnapped in the middle of a game."

Boshi looked strangely at Yoshi while Peppy spoke up. "You're lucky, Yoshi. They did me cold."

The scene goes into Peppy's flashback. He was in his house on the phone talking to his old colleague until behind his door he heard a "HEAVE!..." Then his door was busted down right after a "HO!".

Peppy jumped and screamed, "AAAAAAAAAAAH! Who the hell are you?"

A huge, dark Tyrannoyoshi walked towards Peppy. "I'm Tyrannoyoshi Rex," He said, bearing his teeth.

"I'm King Brachio, ruler of Sauropods," The brachiosaurus said.

The Triceratops came in front. "I'm the great Genzor, lord of Triceratops!"

The Ankylosaurus appeared. "I'm King Ankylosaurus, ruler of Ankylosaurus."

Peppy stood there with a weird look in his face. "Am I supposed to be afraid of you?" Peppy snorted, as he went back talking to the phone. But, the phone was missing. The other bosses laughed, as Tyrannoyoshi Rex broke the phone down to pieces.

Peppy gulped and started making a run for it, but was squished by the huge impact of the bosses. Peppy groaned with a nervous chuckle that followed up with a wheeze of pain. "Ah shit, it's gonna be a rough day today..."

The flashback ends and we are back at Wonder Fields, where the Master Hand is waiting patiently. Everyone looks strangely at Peppy, and then turn to the Master Hand.

"Hello, everyone. I bet you're all wondering why I called you to this meeting," Master Hand said as he sat down in his personal chair.

Everyone came closer to him in amazement, except Yoshi, who all ready knew Master Hand.

"So, why have you called us?" Yoshi asked Master Hand.

Master Hand cleared his voice, then got up from his chair in spite of the fact that he was a frickin' giant floating glove with mystical powers. "The reason that I called you all here is because I am now about to announce the annual Unnamed Kart race." Everyone looked weirdly at Master Hand.

"Since when there was such a race called Unnamed Kart?" Yoshi asked, being the only dinosaur who has experienced with racing in the entire world of Dinosaur Land.

"Since now," Master Hand commented.

Boshi raised his eyebrow and said, "Wait a minute. So out of the blue, you're just gonna make up some race that's not even named?"

The Master Hand looked at Boshi and said, "That's right. After my failure of the Super Smash Racing, I decided to start over with you guys. Besides, races are the best."

Everyone nodded their heads in agreement.

"But still, this race needs a name," Master Hand continued, "So guess what? You can all test your racing skills in a 2-lap circuit around here. I've also made karts." Master Hand moved out of the way to show everyone. The karts were small and identical to each other.

"We're gonna race in these for what?" Yoshi asked.

The all-powerful Master Hand told them, "If one of you wins this race, which in terms is just a practice, your name will be in the title." Everyone agreed and they got in their kart.

"What's the point of this race?" Boshi asked.

Master Hand said, "Well, racing is the best way to spend a few days, so I decided to do it. Now start your engines."

Everyone started and as soon as Master Hand said go, everyone zoomed out.

"Damn, they're fast," Master Hand said as he sat down to watch.

Yoshi was in first with Peppy behind him.

"Get out of my way, Yoshi!" Peppy yelled as he picked up a green Koopa shell and threw it at Yoshi.

Yoshi dodged the Koopa shell and shouted back at Peppy, "It's going to be harder than that if you want to take me down!"

Boshi fired a missile at Peppy and was using a mushroom to pass Yoshi. "See ya sucker!" Boshi said, as he got closer to the finish line.

"Hey!" Yoshi shouted, as he speed towards Boshi.

Birdo, Zirdo, and Bronto were having a war of their own as they were in one group. Bronto kept slipping on bananas left by Birdo, but was able to throw red shells at Birdo and Zirdo. Zirdo used a mushroom to speed up, but it was hard because of the red shells.

Yoshi passed the finish line, but it was the second and final lap. Heppy and Shelia were right behind Yoshi, but he managed to slow them down with his Fake Boxes. Yoshi continued to speed towards and eventually he passed the finish line first, followed by Boshi, Birdo, Zirdo, Bronto, Peppy, Heppy, and Shelia.

"Well, it seems that Yoshi won this race, so it will be called Yoshi Kart," Master Hand announced, as the other racers got out of their cars.

Bronto raised his hand in the air. "So what's in it for us if we raced?"

Master Hand stuttered. "...U-uhh, the satisfaction of... having played an important role in Yoshi Kart."

Everyone narrowed his or her eyes at Master Hand.

"Yeah right. You betta come up with something good," Boshi told Master Hand.

Master Hand got up, speaking up. "Well, I'm open for suggestions."

Peppy walked in front of everyone and said, "Why does the title of the races gotta have Yoshi's name in it?"

Yoshi replied, "One, I won the race for the title, and two, because it wouldn't sound right if it was called Peppy Ankylosaurus Kart."

Peppy scratched his head. "Hmm, got a point. But, I'm supposed to be the best racer."

Yoshi jumped up and said, "No you're not. I'm the best racer. I have more experience."

Birdo came closer. "Well I got the best control."

Boshi got in front of the three dinosaurs. "C'mon. I'm the strongest!" Boshi then started dancing to the turn "Can't Touch This', making everyone roll their eyes in response.

"So what? Bronto is strong too," Master Hand pointed out.

Bronto smiled and nodded, which he also blurted out, "Of course I'm strong."

Boshi gave Bronto a mean glare and picked up a huge boulder. "Oh yeah? No pain!" Boshi yelled at Bronto.

Bronto beats on his head hard. "Nothing inside!" He frowned. "Wait, that didn't come out right..."

Boshi glared at Bronto again and he puts Peppy's arm on his chest. "Hold me back," Boshi asked.

Bronto glared at Boshi. "You think you're the man, huh? I'll show you something." Bronto puts Peppy's other arm on his chest. "Hold ME back, Peppy."

Peppy sweatdropped. "Uhhh…"

Boshi glared at Bronto and pushed him. "Forget that dumbass, hold me back."

Bronto huffed as he extended his long neck and shoved him. "To hell with that shades covered lizard, just hold me back."

It kept going for several minutes.

Master Hand turned to Birdo, Shelia, and Heppy. "Now, back to people with intelligence,"

Heppy came in front. "We'll, we all know that I am the winner!"

Master Hand turned to Birdo, "Well, people are right about Birdo. Everyone says she's the best."

"Oh why thank you." Birdo blushed while adjusting her red bow.

Heppy's jaw dropped, not wanting to be outdone by a pink female dinosaur. "WHAT? YOU MUST BE CRAZY!"

Yoshi came in front while licking his face, "Well, I'm the best out of everyone here because I have experience of racing."

Everyone glared at Yoshi and yelled down upon him, "WHAT? I'M THE BEST!"

Master Hand muttered to himself. "...Why is this starting to sound like a certain pesky plumber's party...?" He thought for a moment, and then he came up with an idea. "Hmm...that's it. I got an idea."

Yoshi scratched his head. "What is it, Master Hand?"

Master Hand turned to everyone and explained, "How about this? The winner will get to have his or her own name in the title of our race's current name."

Yoshi gave Master Hand a confused look. "What do you mean by this?"

Master Hand looked at Peppy and said, "Well, for example, if Peppy won, then the new name is Peppy Kart."

Peppy smiled and gave a thumbs up in approval. "Yeah, I like it."

Boshi shook his head as he had his arms folded in disapproval. "I don't. What else is there?"

Master Hand continued, "Well, I was also thinking that the winner will also receive a trillion dollars."

Everyone except Master Hand jumped up in surprise and yelled in unison, "$1,000,000,000,000!"

Bronto rubbed his hands together and said, "Show me the money!"

Baby Mario, who has finally made it into the Wonder Fields, appeared from a rock he was hiding behind nearby and said, "Did somebody say well over a million huge money?"

Yoshi jumped in surprise, with the other dinosaurs not being fazed by his appearance.

Master Hand was not expecting anyone else. "What are you doing here?"

Baby Mario chuckled. "I heard somebody say they had over billions of bucks." He looked at Master Hand. "So where's the money at, big hand?"

Yoshi walked towards Baby Mario as he pointed at him. "Wait a minute. If you're here, then who the hell is playing my game?"

Baby Mario's eyes widened as he gulped, laughing sheepishly. "Uh, whoops."

For a quick moment, we cut back at Yoshi's house, where May is still playing Yoshi's saved game in Pokemon Coliseum, and losing badly too.

"Oh man, I got dead again. This game stinks!" May exclaimed as she felt her stomach growl and let out a bunch of farts that sounded like wet trumpets. "But not as much as those, peeyew!"

Master Hand coughed and moved his fingers at different paces. "I forgot to mention, all of you are expected, and will, race. Also, some of Dinosaur Land's most vicious creatures alive will race."

Peppy jumped in joy as his tail club began swinging around in excitement. "YEAH! I have some pay back I want to discuss with them!"

Master Hand continued, "And to make things wackier and better, even my brother, Crazy Hand, will race."

Yoshi fluttered in the air in surprise, with this 1 being even worse as he knew what shenanigans involved this unstable floating glove. "WHAT!"

"Who's Crazy Hand?" Baby Mario asked.

Yoshi explained the whole thing to Baby Mario.

"Freaky," Baby Mario said, trying to get the thought out of his mind.

"Crazy Hand seems to be only a push over," Birdo commented, being one of the few who knew Crazy Hand other than Yoshi.

Master Hand said, "Well, he might not be this time. I'm letting you bring in your own vehicles, regardless of what they are, packed with your own weapons or other equipment."

Everyone stared and Master Hand in disbelief.

"Damn, Master Hand. Why?" Bronto asked.

"You'll need them to survive the race I'm giving you," Master Hand told them.

Shelia placed her hands on her hips, her eyes squinting as she slowly moved her spiky tail around. "Say, what do you mean by... survive?"

Baby Mario thought of this, and he had a smirk on his face. "I'm game. Sign me up, big hand."

Master Hand turned to Baby Mario. "Sure, and while we're on the subject, I'm letting fifteen entries into the race so far. I'll put out a commercial advertisement that'll let others enter the race if they want to. A randomly selected few shall race with us."

Everyone commented on this and they liked the idea.

Master Hand finished, "Well, now if you want go on back to your homes, meeting adjourned!"

Everyone cheered as Master Hand waved goodbye to the dinosaurs.

"See you all tomorrow!" Master Hand said, as he headed back to the mansion that had a bunch of certain famous Nintendo characters in it.

Back at Yoshi's house, Yoshi is making arrangements to his Turbo Yoshi while May is chatting with Misty on the phone. Doctor Hoshi approaches Yoshi.

"Hey Yoshi," The purple raptor that looked suspiciously identical to a Yoshisaurus with the white lab coat and light blue glasses said. He squinted to make sure that the green Yoshisaurus was Yoshi.

"Hey doc," Yoshi replied as he felt exhausted.

Dr. Hoshi continued to squint. "You ARE Yoshi, right?"

Yoshi nodded. "Yes sir, the one and only."

Dr. Hoshi sighed of relief. "Good. I just heard that you're entering in that new Yoshi Kart grand prix."

Yoshi smiled as he continued to add the finishing touches to his car. "You heard right, doctor." Yoshi commented.

Dr. Hoshi looked at the car. "So, are you going to enter in this thing?"

"Yep," Yoshi said. He then thought of something. "Oh! Harryhausen, Howard!"

"Yes, Yoshi?" Dr. Hoshi asked.

"Watch this," Yoshi got into the car. "When I sit in this car, I become my own eyeball."

"Freaky…" Dr. Hoshi commented, surprised by the size of Yoshi's head being on a car.

"What's wrong with the car, Hoshi?" Yoshi asked.

Dr. Hoshi waved his hands in apologized. "No! It's not that, it's just…seeing you in your own head is just…well, freaky."

"Oh." Yoshi mused.

Dr. Hoshi chuckled, and then he started to head off in another direction. "Well, good luck, Yoshi. I'll be looking forward to seeing you again."

"Okay, doc!" Yoshi shouted, as Dr. Hoshi left and Yoshi continued to fix his car for the upcoming Yoshi Kart Grand Prix.

May was in her room, which was made by Yoshi. She was still on the phone. "So did you hear about the new race?" May said to Misty.

Misty, who was taking care of her gym, replied on the phone, "Yeah. I heard that 15 entries will be allowed in. Think of how much we could get!"

Both May and Misty started to daydream as they were picturing what they would do with their winnings from racing.

"I'll call you later," May said, as she hanged up the phone and walked towards Yoshi. "So how's the car?" She asked, as Yoshi installed homing eggs.

"It's going good, though I should visit my friends first," Yoshi replied, as he headed towards a warp pipe and hoped into it, which lead straight to the Smash mansion.