Popstar Chatroom

Miley - hannahmontana100

Lily - Mrs.LolaDepp

Oliver - ChicksDigMe

Jackson - ChocoBunnies

Rico - LatinBlood

Amber - MeAndJakeRyan

Ashley - JakeRyanAndMe

Jake - JakeRyan

A/N: lolz, sorry, guys, I guess I do have everybody out of character. I just don't really know their personality THAT well...Oh, uhm, just so you know, this takes place before Jake Ryan knew Miley was Hannah Montana.

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hannahmontana100 signed on

Mrs.LolaDepp signed on

ChicksDigMe signed on

ChicksDigMe - Hey, Miley. Hey, Lily.

hannahmontana100 - ...

ChicksDigMe - Miley, just forget about it, it's not like anybody you know is going to learn your secret.

Mrs.LolaDepp - Except us, but we already know your secret

hannahmontana100 - you better be right...OR ELSE

ChicksDigMe - Well...wouldn't it SAY if somebody just logged in?

hannahmontana100 - ...I guess, but somebody could've logged in before us

ChicksDigMe - Just chill, k?

hannahmontana100 - watev

Mrs.LolaDepp - So, Miley, anything new with Hannah Montana?

hannahmontana100 - Nah. No concerts, no tours, no interviews...actually, I went to a concert, but I didn't sing in one...

Mrs.LolaDepp - ...oh.

ChicksDigMe - I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of creeping me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

ChicksDigMe signed off

ChocoBunnies signed on

ChocoBunnies - Is there a way to tell the world I'm an idiot?

Mrs.LolaDepp - ...why?

ChocoBunnies - Just askin

hannahmontana100 - Of course, just type your name, where you live, and your confession

ChocoBunnies - I am Jackson Stewart of Malibu, and I am an idiot

ChocoBunnies - ?

ChocoBunnies - Now what?

hannahmontana100 - Don't worry. It's done.

ChocoBunnies - Okay, I'll go tell Rico to do that...

Mrs.LolaDepp - How Rico even going to fall for that?

ChocoBunnies - True...but hey, I fell for it, and I'm smarterer than him!

ChocoBunnies signed off

Mrs.LolaDepp - ...what?

hannahmontana100 - Trust me, I have NO idea.

Mrs.LolaDepp - ... ...

hannahmontana100 - Where's pacman when you need him?

JakeRyan signed on

hannahmontana100 - Hey, Jake

JakeRyan - Hey, Hannah

hannahmontana100 - See, at least one person can keep a secret

Mrs.LolaDepp - he doesn't know yer secret

hannahmontana100 - ...oh.

ChicksDigMe signed on

ChicksDigMe - OMG, JAKE RYAN'S ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hannahmontana100 - Oliver...what's WRONG with you?!

JakeRyan - How do you know him?

hannahmontana100 - ...I have my resources...

ChicksDigMe - She's my best friend

hannahmontana100 - OLIVER!!! Shh...how'd you even know Jake was online?!

ChicksDigMe - ...I have my resources...I mean, it's not like I'm a stalker

hannahmontana100 - ...

JakeRyan - Cool, your friends with TWO popular people

Mrs.LolaDepp - Hey, what about me?!

JakeRyan - ...I'm not your friend

Mrs.LolaDepp - !!!

MeAndJakeRyan signed on

JakeRyanAndMe signed on

MeAndJakeRyan - JAKE, JAKE, JAKE!!!

JakeRyanAndMe - JAKE, JAKE, JAKE!!!

JakeRyan - wtf

JakeRyanAndMe - ?!

MeAndJakeRyan - ?!?!

JakeRyan - Oh...uhm...forget I said that.

MeAndJakeRyan - Hey, Jake! Can I get your phone number?

JakeRyanAndMe - Oh, I want your e-mail address!!!

JakeRyan - Well, I don't do well in phone conversations...and I don't have an e-mail address, so sorry ladies.

hannahmontana100 - Hey, Jake, what's your address? I have a hate letter to send you.

JakeRyan - Anything for you, Hannah.

Mrs.LolaDepp - WHAT?! You only give stuff to FAMOUS people?!?!

JakeRyan - Well...no, I'm just good at writing letters. Oh, and, my address is (this post was edited for only hannahmontana100 to see)

ChicksDigMe - Hey, what about me?! I'm your FRIEND.

JakeRyan - I dunno, can I trust you?

Mrs.LolaDepp - Nope.

ChicksDigMe - Hey! Don't trust "Lola", she doesn't really know ANYTHING.

Mrs.LolaDepp - Hey, if you break my cover, you'll be pummeled until you can't even break my cover!!!

ChicksDigMe - ?

JakeRyan - What cover?

ChicksDigMe - Why does it even matter? You're not famous.

Mrs.LolaDepp signed off

JakeRyan - Who's Lola Depp? Johnny Depp's daugther or something?

ChicksDigMe - Nope, just any other wannabe...oh, and...about your address!

MeAndJakeRyan - Yeah, Jakey!

JakeRyanAndMe - Tell us!

ChicksDigMe - Or maybe I should just ask Hannah Montana.

MeAndJakeRyan - Good idea!!! I'll ask her first!!!!!!

JakeRyanAndMe - NO WAY!!!

[PRV MSG: Hey, Hannah, what's Jake's address? - MeAndJakeRyan

[PRV MSG: Hey, Hannah, I really need to know where Jake lives! I'm going to send him flowers!!! - JakeRyanAndMe

[PRV MSG: Miley, tell me Jake's address...NOW! - ChicksDigMe

hannahmontana100 - Hey, everybody who just gave me a pm about Jake's address, prepare to get a restraining order! Trust me, I know who you guys are!

MeAndJakeRyan signed on

JakeRyanAndMe signed on

ChicksDigMe signed on

JakeRyan - Hey, y'know what sucks?

hannahmontana100 - vacuums

JakeRyan - Hey, y'know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

hannahmontana100 - black holes

JakeRyan - Hey, y'know what just isn't cool?

hannahmontana100 - lava

JakeRyan - ...

JakeRyan - Hey, did you know that 67 percent of girls are dumb?

hannahmontana100 - Well, then I'm one of the 13 who aren't.

JakeRyan - Don't you mean 33? lol

hannahmontana100 - d--b

JakeRyan - Hey, how do you make that inverted b?

JakeRyan - Wait

JakeRyan - never mind

hannahmontana100 - you must be one of the 99 percent of boys who are dumb

JakeRyan signed off

hannahmontana100 signed off

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A/N: Okay...this probably wasn't that funny...but it's my best...Sorta? OO Well...if you want to, please review! It would be very nice, whatever it is you say!