" so, here we are!"
"seriously...?"
"yeah!"
"Rob?"
"yeah Vee?"
"this is the last time we take advice from your girlfriend..."
"just because you can't get a girl"
"guys?"
"i'll have you know that i'm in a very close relationship with Gatomon!"
"guys?"
"hah! You wish!"
"GUYS!"
"WHAT!"
"WHAT!"
"WERE IN A FRIGGIN HOLE!"
"correction, a HOBBIT hole"
*smacks Veemon*
"there was NO need for-"
*smacks him again*
"ROB! YOUR FRIEND'S A PSYCHOPATH!"
*pulls out wand* "CRUCIO!"
"AAAARRRGGGHHHH!"
"damn... this fic isn't supposed to be violent..."
-a unicorn jumps into the room-
-all stare-
-unicorn stands up and sings "too sexy"-
"what the-"
"ROB! HOLD IT TOGETHER MAN!"
"y-yeah... sorry..."
-unicorn vanishes-
"now lets go before he starts thinking about kelsi..."
"HEY!"
*points wand* "you want some?"
"n-no ma'am..."
"good... now get us out of here"
"yes ma'am..."
-super-awsome-cool-psychadelic-super-chocolate-fudge-coated-trancision-
"Robbie...?"
"Yeah?"
"where the fu** are we?"
"well... my mind isn't sutible for some of the readers (OMG! HAI KELSI! XD) so i had to use his..."
"who is "he"...?"
"him..." *points to veemon who is chasing a butterfy that is actually made of butter*
"HHHHEEEEYYYYY GUYS!"
"veemon?"
*stops chasing it and looks at the readers* "yeah.. i'm on it... ahem... dear beloved readers, i still have not recieved any cookies, and am throughly pissed off at you all, you shall all receive three smacks on the head and a rubber dog poo."
"aaannnddd?"
*sigh* "who is the mysterious voice? Will Emma use expelliramus? Will Robbie's girlfriend ever actually make an apperance? WILL YOU B****** GIVE ME SOME FRIGGING COOKIES!... find out after the break...