Uncle Darth Grandpa

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Darth Vader gets some unexpected help from a creepy old guy that's everyone's uncle and grandpa.

2. Chapter 2

"GOOD MORNING!" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed while flailing his arms.

"You already did that." Darth Vader stated, being annoyed with the creepy old man.

"Oh, right." Uncle Grandpa stated as he rubbed the back of his head, blinking. "So what help did you need?"

"...to get you out of my sight!" Darth Vader stated as he then prepared to force choke Uncle Grandpa.

"Wow, this Vader guy is really food," A 2nd Uncle Grandpa stated to another Uncle Grandpa, both of them watching on the side while eating popcorn.

"He's invading our space, though." The 3rd Uncle Grandpa stated as they both laughed, enjoying their joke.

Darth Vader pushed the other two Uncle Grandpas into the pit behind them, causing them to fall endlessly to their deaths.