Sorry to have kept you waiting. Anyway Here's part 2 of my self insert Phineas and Ferb Fanfiction
The Chronicles of Meap
Phineas, Ferb, and I are playing a round of baseball with his new remote pitcher device.
Phineas: Jason, Go long
Me: I got it (I score a hit on the ball)
Phineas: It looked in the park, but it was way outside there's a lesson sports fans, never judge a book by its cover.
We fire another ball but it accidentally hits an alien space craft.
Phineas: Hey are you all right? Sorry about your ship what's your name?
Meap: Meap!
Phineas: HI Meap I'm Phineas, this is my brother Ferb, and this is our new friend Jason.
Meap pulls out a photo
Phineas: Who is that? This must be your father?
Me: Careful Phineas, that's not his father in the picture.
Phineas: Who is it then?
Me it's an intergalactic felon by the name of Big Mitch
Phineas: What does he do?
Me: He goes to other planets poaching their native creatures to store on his ship.
Phineas that's horrible we'll build something to help you find his ship meap.
So we build an evil alien signature finder to find the signature of big Mitch's evil ship.
Isabella: Hey everyone whatcha doin?
Phineas: Hey, Isabella, sweetie, how's life been treating ya? We'e helping this alien called meap track down this super villain who is called big mitch.
All of a sudden, Phineas, Ferb and Isabella get abducted by Mitch's ship
Phineas: Jason it's up to you go tell Candace what happened she'll do something.
Me: Candace! It's an emergency! See Phineas, Ferb, Isabella and I were just strolling along when suddenly an evil alien ship abducted them but left me for some reason. Anyway, we've gotta save them. So Candace, Meap and I storm the ship.
Me Hey Big Mitch let our friends go
Mitch: Who are you? How do you know my name?
Me: Sorry Mitch! That information is classified
So after Meap beats up Mitch he thanks us for helping him track down Big Mitch.
Meapless in Seatle
Meap: Phineas, Ferb, Jason, Isabella, Candace I need your help: Mitch is back and he's…
Me: Looking for this element called cuteonium which your people sent off the planet because the last person who used it became so cute that they turned mad with power.
Meap: How did you know?
Me: Well I know everything about this world by the back of my hand
Meap: Then you also know where the Cutonium is correct?
Me: Yep It's buried in a ditch across from a Seattle Coffee shop
Meap: You heard him on to Seattle
No surprise we're too late, Doofenshmirtz drinks the cuteonium and gets abducted by Big Mitch
So we storm his dark castle on Meap's planet only to find that we're too late.
Meap: Oh no, what do we do he's become irresistibly cute?
Me: I have a plan. Isabella, he's only cute on the outside but you're cute both inside and out if anyone can beat him it's you.
Isabella: Ok, Jason, for you, my future with Phineas and the future of all our loved ones back home I'll try
Phineas: You can do it Isabella just be yourself
Isabella: Yaah! Hey Mitch! Whatcha doin
Mitch: Meap!
Gets returned to normal
Tries to run away
Candace: Hey he's… oh no! (digs through her pockets for something to throw at the door button but can't find anything) Oh no you don't (hurls her phone at the door)
Mitch: Ugh Meap
Meap: Good work, Candace he's going to get a serious time out now 15 16 minutes. As for you Jason
Me: Yes
Meap: Your plan to use Isabella's cuteness to defeat Mitch was outstanding in fact this is the second time you've helped me so by the power instated in my by the galactic patrol, I'd like to make you our official Earth contact for the rest of the summer.
Me: Sorry but I've got other adventures to go through
Stay tuned for part 3 when I help Phineas and Ferb with their build a haunted house to cure Isabella of her hiccups adventure and stop a certain group of evil scientists from launching the Earth into a perpetual winter.