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Episode 2: Titans gathering

"Alright Titans here is the situation we are going to have a C.I.A liaison to help us in the Slade aspect of work." Robin told his team starring at each of them to read their expressions.

"We have fought Slade for years Rob and sometimes his here sometimes he's not remember when we thought he was dead and he came back wielding that huge sword thing nearly took my head off!" Beast Boy said first slightly annoyed the government was sending a baby sitter for them.

"Yeah then when I tried to recruit Jericho using Ravager who turned out to be his kids it?" Cyborg added remembering the events that lead him to upgrade to the Mach-7 chip.

Raven at the sound of Ravagers name visibly scowled it was a known fact the Ravager had a thing for a certain shape shifter and the two frequently dated and said dates often lead to rather loud activities coming from the changelings room. "Plus when he made us the target in a contest between him and every other villain in Jump." Raven said remembering the ensuing battles that lead to the Titans calling in several honorary Titans.

"Plus the Terra incident." Beast Boy said a frown on his face until Raven rubbed his back causing him to smile.

"Boyfriend Robin who will be the liaison for The C of I.A?" Starfire asked changing the subject. From Beast Boy

"His name is Stan Smith his boss and our overseer is Anthony Bullock, Stan has 2 children aged 18 Hayley and age 14 Steve his wife Francine age 37 occupation Secretary at Makimura High they also have a pet fish that is actually a German man called Klaus." "They trapped a man in a fish's body?" Cyborg and Beast boy Asked stunned.

"Well yes but…" Robin attempted to continue "Does that mean he can talk like with his mouth?" Beast Boy asked his agitated team leader.

"Hey everybody!" Bee said entering the room with Argent and Bushido in tow caring an outrages amount of luggage. "HEY BEE!" Cyborg waved excited that his long term girlfriend managed to visit him.

"What are you doing here Bee?" Cyborg asked giving his girlfriend a hug with Beast Boy going over to Argent and taking the bags from her and Bushido by transforming into a gorilla and placing them on the counter.

"AHEM!" Robin interrupted the interactions "As I was saying Stan and his family are coming Raven and Beast Boy will have multiple classes with his Daughter Hayley and Starfire has women studies with her and Cyborg and I have Algebra with her it is during these times that she will attempt to be friendly with us.

"So Rob what's happening and who's Hayley?" Bee asked taking a seat on Cyborg's lap and rubbing his head. While Bushido sat on the couch next to Starfire and Argent sat next to Beast Boy resting her head on his shoulder. Robin began explaining to Bee not noticing Raven scowling at Argent and Beast Boy.

"Miss gothy queen with stupid half alien DNA she's just a downgraded version of me." Raven ranted to herself until Bushido tapped her shoulder 'Raven-san would you please show me where the tea is?"

"Sure Bushido its right over here" Raven told him heading into the kitchen Bushido in tow behind her. "So Raven-san why does Argent-chan flirting with Beast boy-domo bother you?" The young samurai asked the sorceress who immediately panicked.

"It doesn't bother me who said it was going to bother me your crazy" Raven said dropping the box of tea. "I can see a lot and suppose maybe your scowl shows that Argent-san being so friendly with Beast Boy-domo who I know happens to umm get around." Bushido said with a slight chuckle.

"It doesn't bother me that he is very desirable" Raven said putting the kettle on. "Most wouldn't say it like that" "Shut up Bushido" Raven scowled.

"Wow so they sending a babysitter after you guys?" Bee asked Boy wonder. "Seems that way Bee," Robin said rubbing arm.

"Boyfriend Robin can we prepair the party of welcoming for the C of I.A" Starfire pleaded excitedly. "Sure Star and since Bee is here she can help you organize it while Beast Boy, Raven and Argent are out on patrol.

"Oy why do I have to patrol I don't even have a team?" Argent fumed at the leader "Because Cyborg is going to have to set up with the rest of us so your filling in.

"Two pretty girls on patrol with me I'm not complaining" Beast Boy chimed in before getting up from the couch.

"Beast Boy-domo called you pretty" Bushido told Raven while sipping on his tea. "He calls everyone pretty ever since he got taller than Robin he gained a lot more confidence even as you said he gets around." Raven scowled leaving the table to stand next to Beast Boy.

"Hey Agent are you going to come with us or do I have to get Bushido?" Beast boy told the irritated New Zealander. "Alright Greenie but you're buying me dinner and maybe we can have dessert in your room." Argent whispered the last part into Beast Boy's ear but Raven could hear her clearly and several light bulbs broke somewhere in the tower.

It went unnoticed by the Titans and the trio headed towards the roof and began patrol.

CRAZYCRAZY random time jump to the day after 8AM kitchen CRAZYCRAZYCRAZY

"Good morning Bushido "Raven told the swordsman as she entered the common room. "You are the first one awake." Bushido told her. "That happens usually its Beast Boy up first since his DNA says sleep time is 11am to 2pm and when its winter he gets so sluggish since he has to fight not to become unconscious during fights but when he's awake he's extremely aggressive." Raven chuckled.

"I'm assuming that he is not up due to Argent and his late night activities it was rather loud." Bushido said getting up from his lotus position. "That was nothing the first time those two did it she screamed so loud they literally shook the tower and the time Supergirl came over don't even get me started." Raven began to laugh.

"Ahh but why hasn't the Beast Boy-domo done it with you surly he has offered?" Bushido asked taking a cautious step back. Raven remained silent until Beast Boy burst in "Morning Rae…ven morning Bushido-san" Beast Boy bowed to the samurai and kissed Raven on the cheek. Before grabbing soy milk and turning the tv on to watch cartoons.

Bushido looked at Raven with a confused look until Robin and Starfire walked in "Alright Titans the Smith family will be arriving at 1800 hours so be dressed and prepared at that time civvies are allowed but not recommended also we are having other…where are Cy, Bee, and Argent?" The boy wonder asked. "Argents in my room and Cy's door is locked" Beast Boy said eyes never leaving the bright flashes of the tv.

"Is that Gravity Falls?" Robin asked taking a seat next to Beast Boy "Yup just started tell me what you see." Beast Boy told his boss

"What are they doing?" Bushido asked the two girls who were enjoying the relative quiet of the kitchen. "The Falls of Gravity has several hidden messages and codes so Boyfreind Robin and friend Beast Boy and Cyborg attempt to decode everything." Starfire said grabbing the Orange Juice from the fridge.

"Alright then." Bushido said going over to watch the show. "Well friend Raven let us go and wake up friend Argent and Bee and prepare for the Party.