Title: Sasuke the Maid
Summery: To escape an unwanted marriage, Sasuke willing to sneak aboard a cargo ship and pretend to be a maid for a spoil brat. He never thought that the boy could be so annoying and …cute?
Rating: Don't know. Pg 13 I guess, I try not to curse a lot since you never know when my father would check my desktop.
Warning: Male/Male pairing and mistake grammars will be make, be warn.
A/N: erm… I know that I said I like Sasuke being the dominate one when it come to Sasu/Naru and I intended to make it that way in this fic even if Sasuke is being dress as a girl. The same go with any other fic.
Pairing: Sasu/Naru.
Disclaimer: Need I explain the definition of 'Fanfiction?'
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--Sasuke P.O.V.---
I never was a morning person thus when someone wake me before the designated time, I automatically become cranky. Being as cranky as I am, I suddenly had the urge to kill when my elder brother told me that I was wake up because of a girl. A very annoying girl with the pinkest hair plus the highest pit of a voice that I have ever knows.
Anyway, waking up so early in the morning (around five or six o'clock) is one thing but to have to listen to the same annoying girl talking for two hour straight is just simply torture. I thought I have die and fall straight to hell or something. I might not look like it but I'm annoying as hell.
Who the hell is this girl and what is she doing here, talking my ears off, I wonder. She just keeps blabbering on and on and on and etc. that make me question what was the purpose of her talking. Wouldn't be better for everyone if she just keep her mouth shut and keep her high voice to herself?
As she keep going on talking about this and that (the last time I was paying attention, she was talking about her cousin somewhere in Fire Country), I doze off. The amazing thing? She didn't even notice! As I'm catching up on my sleep, I suddenly hear the door slide open, which resolve of me up and active, wouldn't want anyone to see the Sasuke so un- compose now would I.
My elder brother walks in. Just so you know, he's the master of this house since our father descended and I would have to listen to him, if not, I wouldn't have even step out of bed today. So, the 'big cheese' walks in and looks over to me and, was it just me or is it a look of disproval hint upon his eye as his pupil glance over me? That look would have go unnoticed by anyone who doesn't know him as well as me. (It doesn't mean that I know him all that well either).
"Sasuke, take Sakura-chan out and show her around. Haruno-san and I have business to discuss. Be sure to be back before sundown," he commands in that 'Mr. High and mighty' voice of his as he so politely kicks me out of my own house and to hell. To have to spend time with Sakura-chan would be hell.Notice the '-chan'.
"Honey, go out with Sasuke-san. Be good." Haruno-san said to his daughter as he gives her a kiss on his big forehead. I toyed with the idea of 'squealing' ewed out loud but one look from Itachi silent that thought immediately. I might sound like a crybaby here but believe me, when you're living with Itachi, it's better to do as he 'asks' than to define him.
"Oh, isn't that wonderful Sasuke-kun? We get to spend more time together," she squeals as she went into a happy mode, daydreaming about something, possibly she and me being a happily marry couple. As fast as that thought was form, it was gone and I feel a shudder past me with the thought of her and me... Together.
"Hn." translation: Please shut up, your voice annoy me very much, I want to scream to her face. As we walk three feet apart and side-by-side, I wonder where to go.
"Sasuke-kun…" she began shyly as she look up at me, I felt mentally threaten from wondering what with her face, she went on a second later, "…want to go somewhere private?" She's thinking something bad, no wonder her face look for f#ck up.
"No!" I answer instantly, gross out by the thought.
"Then what do you has in mind?" she asks again, her face seem to fall a bit from my replied. Ha, serve her right for thinking of something so perverted. Not wanting to hear anymore of her pervert thoughts and ideas, I thought of the few places I like, and then answer as soon as my mind is made up.
"Town."
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-----Third Person P.O.V.-----
The trip to town was all in all quiet, if you don't include the pink-hair girl constant talking. While the girl was so occupied with blabbering, Sasuke was begging god to kill him. He never thought there would be a day where he hopes to die so much but, apparently, never say never.
"So, Sasuke-kun, what's your favorite color?" As childish as this is, HE NEVER GIVE HER PERMISSION TO CALL HIM 'KUN'. His mind rage on as his mouth fights desperately for a replied to answer the girl question; what is his favorite color by the way? As soon as he calm down from his mentally anger, Sasuke gives an "Hn" to answer her question, not even bother to look over to her.
"Aw…come on Sasuke-kun, don't be such a meanie." She whine as Sasuke continue ignoring the girl riding next to him. She whines for sometime before shut up and rides quietly next to him, giving him sometime to hear himself think. Even so, Sasuke would have to be on guarded since every time she thought he's not paying attention, she would steer her horse closer to his.
Grrr. Sasuke growl mentally as he steer his house a bit farther from her for the tenth time, one more and he would practically feel the tree's branches scraping his side. The moment the town came into view, Sasuke was so happy, happier than he has ever in his life, and hurried his house into a trot.
"Wait up Sasuke-kun." Pretending not to hear her, which would be impossible, he speeds up a bit until he was in front of the town's gate. In one motion, Sasuke was down of his horse and tied it to the pole, and paid the stable boy some coins to watch both his horse and the girl's horse, not to be nice but if the horse is stolen, then they would have to share a horse back to the mansion and that would be scary, being so close to the girl and her hair.
As he done with the normal routine he did every time he went into town, Sasuke walks slowly into town, knowing he would have to wait for the girl sooner or later.
"Morning sir, would you have a sister trying to find a job?" a man suddenly from nowhere jumped in front of him as he shove a piece of paper into his hand and disappear. Actually, the man just moves to another passerby and shove another piece of paper into the person hand and so on. Raising an eyebrow from the man weirdness, Sasuke look down at the paper.
/Maid needed
Well paid…/ "Sasuke-kun, that was mean." Groaning in despair, Sasuke looks up to the girl in the middle of his reading, "Hn."
"Where to first?" she asks eagerly, looking around like she has never been to a market place. Knowing that she would stand here all day long if he doesn't move, Sasuke silently guide her through the crowded street and around.
"Oh, let's go there, Sasuke-kun." She said joyfully, pointing to a new restaurant that was recently opened. Looking over to where she's pointing, Sasuke's attention was quickly diverted from the restaurant when something caught his eyes.
A blond? You don't see that everyday, Sasuke thought as he continues eying the blonde's head in the crowded. The blonde was short so all he could see was the head and following it was extremely hard since there are so many taller passersby than the blond.
"What are you looking at Sasuke-kun?" A voice beside him asks, making him lose concentration and lost the blonde in the crowds, knowing that it would be useless to try to find the person with the blond head again, Sasuke turn back to Sasuke, mutter a 'nothing', and then walk into the restaurant.
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"Today was fun, right Sasuke-kun? I hope we do this more often." Sakura chirp happily as they walk their horse through the gate and into Uchiha's property. They would have turn right to the stable if Itachi and Haruno-san didn't stood in front of the door to the mansion.
"Sakura-chan, Sasuke, we have something to discuss with you both." Itachi said seriously, looking at them making them feel like they had some something bad.
"Ha ha, cheer up Itachi-san, it is a happy day." Haruno-san said jokingly, slapping Itachi on the back a few time before turning back to his daughter, "Honey, you're getting marry."
By now, Sasuke was confuse as hell, if Haruno is getting marry, what does it has to do with him…unless…
"Itachi…?" He instantly speaks up as he thought of the possibility that he being Haruno's fiancé.
"Yes, Sasuke." Itachi answer calmly, as if reading the younger man mind.
"What are you two being so depress for?" Haruno-san said happily, tears could practically be seen from his eyes, so happy and proud that his only daughter is getting marry.
"…" Stunned, Sasuke stood still; trying to intakes all the information he just receives. He's getting married, to the same annoying girl with pink hair and high-pit voice from this morning, also the one standing next to him.
"Oh. My. God." Sakura breath each words out slowly as she went into her happy mode.
"Please, excuse me." Sasuke said as calmly as he could without bashing out in anger and walk past the three into the house and toward his room. Completely ignore the three, or two, people standing in the front door discussing the wedding plan, Sasuke stomp through the hall.
"Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun, wait." The girl came running behind him with a happy face, unobvious to his fuming, she happily chattering on about what she would like for them to do on their wedding day.
"…And we could invited all my friends…"
"Stop!" Sasuke commands as he comes to a stop in front of his room.
"Did you say something, Sasuke-kun…" she started as she turns to look at him in the face. Upon seeing the murderous look on her fiancé face, Sakura whimper in a lower voice, "…Sasuke-kun?"
"Don't. Call. Me. That!" He said dangerously, lowering his head so that his front bangs hide his eyes from view.
"…" Accepting the scare look on the girl face, Sasuke turn around and walk into his room, slamming the door in the process.
"…Sa-Sasuke-kun?" was weakly heard through the deserted hall.
"Damn him, how the hell does he think I would marry a girl I only know for a day?" Sasuke was not one to believe in love but this is just unreasonable. Sliding down to the hard floor of his room, Sasuke ruffed a hand through his jet-dark hair with his left hand while occupied his right one by sticking it into his right pant pocket.
"Hu?" He said to himself as he pulls out a piece of paper. Seeing that he had nothing else better to do, he looks over the piece of paper again.
/Maid needed
Well paid, must be patient,
willing to travel among men.
Ship leaves dock on the fifth Day of this month. Must come Before then. / "Wow! Weird!" Sasuke mutter to himself as he ruffle it into a paper ball and throw it into the farthest corner of his room.As the paper ball hit the wall, an idea come to him. He could pretend to be a maid…
NO, his more logical mind scream, how improper for a gentleman.
Better than to marry that girl, the other argue, beside, didn't you always dream of traveling?
NO! NO! NO…
"Oh, shut up, it's decided then, what else could go worst?" Sasuke declare out loud, standing up from his place on the floor and walk toward his closet, trying to think of what would be needed for this… prank of his.
/What else could go worst/
-----TBC-----
I update, YAY. Well, I hope this chapter isn't a disappointment because i wrote this chapter three days ago and i wrote it in ONE HOUR and i'm too lazy to check for any mistake. Anyway, Review.
Next Chapter: The meeting.
Oh yeah, what is a 'flames?' I see a lot of author said that in the end of their chapter and i have no idea what it is.