A/N: Okay, somebody commented and said they wanted me to continue with this story, so here ya go!

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"Hey Harry," said Ron.

"Yeah?" he responded, not looking up from the paper he was writing.

"You know how we said that we would never read another diary again?"

Harry looked up suspiciously at Ron. "Yes..." he said cautiously.

"Well... I think that was a stupid idea. I think that we should go get Hermione's diary and..."

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! We almost got caught last time. Besides, I don't want to," said Harry.

"Yes you do."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"No I don't."

"Well sucks for you because I already stole it from Hermione's bag, so here we go." said Ron pulling the tiny, black book out of his bag.

Dear Diary,

"Wait! I want to read this time," said Harry, snatching the book.

Dear Diary,

"I already read that part" said Ron.

"Shut up."

Dear Diary,

You know, I don't think I want to call you 'diary' anymore. I think I'm going to call you... Clayton instead. So Dear Clayton,

"Clayton?" asked Ron.

"Yeah, shut up," said Harry.

Today was just like any other day. Boring! Oh my goodness History of Magic is enough to put anyone to sleep. Everyone thinks I take notes, yeah right! I have a quick quotes quill in my bag and I doodle during the lesson. Haha. I drew a picture of a monkey today. It looked kind of like this.

LOL. MONKEY! Sorry. SO anyway... today I... um... oh I ate. And OMG Ron and Harry found you the other day. I sure hope they didn't read you Clayton, because then I might be really mad. Did they read you Clayton? Oh, nevermind, you're a diary. You can't talk, can you? No you can't! Oh my god, I'm treating you like a child or my very own pet. Oh well. Pansy called me a duech bag today, which is mildly insulting. Ugh, I'm bored. You're not doing you're job Clayton. Okay that's it. Ta ta Love!

Love,

Hermione

"That's it?" said Ron.

"Yes," said Harry. "Her attention can't be held long enough to do more then draw a stupid monkey. This sucks. Go put 'Clayton' back."

"Okay," Ron said.

A few days later

"Hey guys," Hermione said.

"Hey Hermione," Ron said. "How's Clayton," he asked without thinking, then clamped a hand over his mouth.

"YOU READ MY DIARY!"