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Disclaimer:Darkwing Duck belongs to Disney. Know Your Stars a show from All That belongs to Nick. KYS was when an unknown voice said lies about someone that was in the show .

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Chapter 1 Megavolt

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars." A mysterious voice echoed.

Megavolt was sitting in a chair holding his lightbulb. "Uh who are you? Who am I? Wait what's that? Oh yeah I'm Megavolt thanks Bulby," he happily chuckled, hugging his bulb.

"Megavolt, dances in the nude," The voice said with a snicker.

Megavolt eyes widened. "Hey I only did that once for Quack...I mean...Uh...oh shut up."

"Megavolt, wants to Marry Dr. Slug," Says the voice.

"That ugly ball of slime? Eww that's a lie besides I'm straight..." Megavolt frowned.

"Hah! Everyone knows you're with Quackerjack," The mysterious voice said with a sneer.

"Am not were just friends and you better shut up or I'll fry you!" Megavolt growled, blue static coming from his fingers. A bunch of water fell on Megavolt causing him to shake and scream, then collapse..."Oww..." He moaned in pain.

"Megavolt, made out with Darkwing Duck last night," Says the mysterious voice.

"Really? I thought I hated him...Who are you talking about? Who am I? I was sure I was making biscuits for my bulbs last night," Megavolt scratched his head, confused.

Darkwing stormed over and looked the audience in the eye." Listen all impressionable viewers this guy is a liar! Don't listen to him! HE LIES! Anyway time to take you to jail Megavolt."

Megavolt stared at him confused. "Who are you? Can you tell me what I did last night?"

"I have no idea what you did Sparky oh um..heh I'm your best friend," Darkwing grinned.

"Really? Then why do you always take me to jail?" Megavolt pouted.

"Uh...well because I...AHHH!" Darkwing fell down a trap door.

"Hey! Why did you get rid of my best friend? Sniff we didn't get to spend any time together," Megavolt sniffed.

"Megavolt, dresses in the nude, made out with Dr. Slug, and Darkwing Duck. Now you know Megavolt." The Mysterious voice said.

"Oh yeah I'm Megavolt. And you're a liar! Eat voltage," Megavolt growled but he was all charged out. A cage fell on Megavolt and it got wheeled away.

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