Disclaimer: I'm sorry. If you want the real JKR, please travel at least 5,000 miles east from where I am.

A/N: Since I got 3 reviews, even though that's not a lot, it made my day! So…

Karoolis: You're like a mind reader! This chapter is all about Lily and her friends. Now the Slytherins, and maybe teachers, might jump in, in the future. Also, thanks for reviewing!

momo9momo: Thank you for reviewing!

X: Even though I'm pretty sure you're an anonymous reviewer, thanks!

The Library Chat room

The next day:

"So, I trust you all learned to figure it out?" Professor Bane questioned his class the next day.

"If so, great! I've also got some new news! Get it? New, news! Ah, well, never mind. Anyway, other students have been coming up to me, complaining they don't have one of the Handheld thingymagiggers. So, I have given the whole school one! Including the teachers, so be careful what you write. Bye-bye!" He called out to us, as we left the classroom, confused, yet again.

30 minutes later:

EmeraldIGryffie has entered the Library Chat room

Frank4ev has entered the Library Chat room

ImmaNiceGurl has entered the Library Chat room

MaryMicky has entered the Library Chat room

EmeraldIGryffie: Haha! I'm laughing so hard, I'm CRYING!

Frank4ev: Won't Madame Pince kick you out of the library then?

MaryMicky: Lils, why are you even in the library in the first place. It's Friday Night, go do something fun!

ImmaNiceGurl: I agree with Alice and Mary, but Lils, what's so funny?

EmeraldIGryffie: Your name! ImmaNiceGurl? You are most certainly not!

ImmaNiceGurl: Shut it Lily. What about yours? EmeraldIGryffie? What does that even mean?

Frank4ev: It means, Emerald the 'eye' and the Gryffindor. Obviously she's referring to her emerald eyes (that we're all secretly jealous of) and that she's a 'Gryffie'.

EmeraldIGryffie: See Marlene? That wasn't to hard to figure out. Yet again, it is you we're talking about here.

MaryMicky: Ooh! You feel that breeze Lily? Oh wait, NO! You're in the library!

EmeraldIGryffie: This again? Mary, I have to finish my Transfiguration homework, or I'm doomed!

Frank4ev: Why don't you just ask James to help you. You'd get done in like 5 minutes.

EmeraldIGryffie: I can't believe you just asked that.

ImmaNiceGurl: Lily, Potter isn't that bad anymore. He's not pranking anybody, or being a bully! He's even being responsible!

EmeraldIGryffie: Don't you see? It's just his Head Boy act. It'll wear off soon enough.

Fullmooney has entered the Library Chat room

Fullmooney: Oh, I see I've interrupted something.

MaryMicky: No, no! We've fixed it. Wait, who are you?

EmeraldIGryffie: That's Remus.

MaryMicky: How do you know?

EmeraldIGryffie: Uh, he told me that was his username, just in case we wanted to chat!

Fullmooney: Yeah! (I love you Lily! Thanks!)

ImmaNiceGurl: Ooh, don't let Potter know you said that, you'd be dead.

LMELover has entered the Library Chat room

LMELover: Hey, Mooney, can you tell me what the poti- YOU LOVE EVANS!

Fullmooney: Ow! Prongs, stop hitting me!

EmeraldIGryffie: Yeah Potter, you guys are causing a seen.

Fullmooney: It wasn't like that anyway! She just- OW! What the heck? What is a meat cleaver doing in the library! Ah! Gotta go!

Fullmooney has exited the Library Chat room

LMELover: You're so gonna pay Lupin!

LMELover has exited the Library Chat room

ImmaNiceGurl: Well, that was…

Frank4ev: Interesting?

MaryMicky: Weird?

EmeraldIGryffie: Annoying.

ImmaNiceGurl: Lily, you think everything Potter does is annoying. You think when he plays Quidditch, he's annoying. When he's eating, he's annoying. EVEN WHEN HE'S SLEEPING! You're very critical, you know that?

EmeraldIGryffie: Because it IS annoying! Right, Mary, Alice?

MaryMicky: …

Frank4ev: …

EmeraldIGryffie: Whatever, I need to go anyways.

EmeraldIGryffie has exited the Library Chat room

Frank4ev: Awe, did you see how James threatened Remus, because of Lily? That was so sweet!

ImmaNiceGurl: Yeah, her knight in shiny armor. Very sweet.

Frank4ev: What's that? I don't think enough of your SARCASTICNESS have gotten to my ears yet!

ImmaNiceGurl: I'm going to go. I just saw a very HAWT boy pa- Oh. That's Black, never mind. But I'm still leaving!

ImmaNiceGurl has exited the Library Chat room

MaryMicky: I feel so left out. I mean, you're engaged to Frank. Lily is in denial about James, and Black is starting to grow on Marlene!

Frank4ev: What about Remus?

MaryMicky: Yeah, but then I'd have to die in some way, so he could be with Tonks in the future. Then again, this is fictional, and can be whatever the author (A/N: Me!) created. Ooh! There's Remus over their! It looks like his elbows bleeding. I'm going to go help.

MaryMicky has exited the Library Chat room

Frank4ev: Okay, guess I'm the only one left then.

Hawtie has entered the Library Chat room

Hawtie: No you're not, sweet thang!

I3Al has entered the Library Chat room

I3Al: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY BLACK!

Hawtie: Um, Frank, I was just commenting on how good of a women you chose.

Frank4ev: I'm not a choice! It just happened!

Hawtie: Exactly.

I3Al: Come on Al, let's go snog.

Frank4ev: Okie dokie!

Frank4ev has exited the Library Chat room

I3Al has exited the Library Chat room

Hawtie: Yes! Second time in a row that I'm alone! SIRIUS BLACK IS HOT!

Hawtie has exited the Library Chat room

A/N: There! All done. If you think my stories okay so far, please REVIEW! If you don't, then I don't know why you read Chapters 1 & 2. Anyways, remember! SIRIUS BLACK IS HOT! And Review!

Thanks,

Phoebe