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Just so glad some people are taking interest! Anyway I haven't updated yet and the chapter has been sitting in a document so I decided to update, I update at least one story every week from now on!
So yeah, enjoy...
Chapter 2
Karkat's POV
"Guys you made it!"
"Yeah we made it! We couldn't resist a party!" John beams with excitement, Dave outs his arm around John.
"Because we can all chill and be cool dudes with each other!" They both look at each other seductively, fuckasses.
"Hello there Terezi!" Rose smiles nicely, ha, she didn't bring Kanaya? Probably working on an outfit or something.
"Hi Terezi!" Jade waved in excitement, Terezi and Jade get on real well now, for some reason they are close.
"Hey Jade, Hey Rose! You all smell excited!"
"Fuck yeah we are! Let us in sweet dudes!"
Everyone then proceeds in a series of friendly hugs and kisses on the cheek, oh but thank Gog nobody had to kiss me. That would be so fucking awkward, I could write a book or some shit. The kids are holding weird looking pods but where is the fucking slime?
"What the fuck are those?"
"Sleeping bags! You said bring one!" Everyone laughs at the fact that I still don't know what they are talking about.
"Where is the fucking slime then?"
"It's like real beds but it looks like a pod! You climb in and zip it up and you just sleep in it! "
"Oh, I get it now, thanks!"
We spend the next ten minutes talking about random fucking crap that's happening, like how Dave and John are actually homosexuals. That took me by surprise because John always denied it, oh wait a minute that must have been a clue or something, shit! After a while we hear the door knock, I see many heads with horns, let it begin I guess. I twist the handle and open the door to find all 9 invited trolls outside, with Gamzee being inside of course.
"Hey everyone!"
"Paaaaarty time!"
"Yeah!"
"Whooooo!"
Everyone comes crashing in to hug everyone and give them pimp slaps or whatever the fuck they were doing, you know, guy stuff. But everyone hugged me for some reason, queer fuckasses. Vriska was last to walk in and Terezi simply greeted her with a wave, I think they hate each other, so very much, because of what Vriska did to Terezi.
"Yeah mother fuckers! Let's open this fucking pit up!"
Everyone cheers and heads for the living room to blast music and grab food, typical. Terezi and I still haven't taken the pod downstairs so we should probably get that done.
"Tez, we need to take the pod down!"
"Okay! Let's go!"
I help her up the stairs and we head for my room. Not that she needs the help but I am a gentletroll so fuck it. I run in and grab the pod. However I feel a pair of arms grab me from behind and pull me in. Terezi just stands there holding me, is she okay?
"Terezi?"
"Can we stay up here just for a little, just a little!"
"I thought you wanted a party!"
"Yeah I do, but..."
"You okay?"
"I just want you to know whatever happens tonight, I'll still love you!" She sounds really paranoid for some reason.
"Me too Tez"
I turn around to give her a proper hug, I feel really comfortable around her, I'm glad she and I are together. I signal Terezi and she moves back downstairs. We are going to have me push the pod down the stairs and Terezi will catch it. I grab the pod and drag it to the top of the stairs, I push it down but Terezi isn't there, instead it was Aradia talking to Sollux. What the fuck? Sollux? Sollux turns around to see a giant pod falling from the stairs and the pod knocks him over and he bangs his head on the wall, various breakable objects fall on top of his head, luckily Aradia jumped out of the way. Sollux, that stupid fuckass! Where did Terezi go?
"Sollux! What the fuck you fucking idiot!"
"Oh Gog, uh..." Sollux literally just passed out, what have I done? Jegus!
"Oh no! Sollux!" Terezi comes running in with Jade and Gamzee.
"Terezi where were you?"
"Jade asked me where your other bathroom was so I helped her find it! Is he okay?"
"I don't know! Sollux!" Aradia looks really concerned, she tries to wake him up but he won't answer.
"Sorry Sollux, I fucked up real bad..."
"Yes you did Karkat!"
"Shut the fuck up Aradia!"
"Guys! Karkles didn't mean it! It was an accident! Let's take him to a shower and run the cold water on him! He might wake up!"
"Yeah! Terezi is right guys! Let's not blame someone for an accident!" Jade shouts enthusiastically, she's crazy I swear.
"Karkles? What kind of fucking name is that?"
"Shut the fuck up Gamzee and go eat a pie!"
"Ha! So it's a pet name? Oh whatever just, someone grab the mother fucker!"
Aradia and Gamzee pull him from underneath the pod, they both grab each of his hands and help him get up. Jade drags the pod into the living room and I go downstairs to help Terezi get upstairs.
"I fucked up real bad huh?"
"Don't worry! He'll be fine... I should have been there to catch it, sorry Karkles!"
"Nah it's fine, let's just wake him the fuck up!"
I pick Terezi up and carry her up the stairs, she is very light so picking her up is a breeze, and pretty fucking cute. I let Terezi down and we proceed to my bathroom. Aradia and Gamzee drag him into the crystal glass shower and run the freezing cold water. Terezi and I run in to see what progress these fuckers have made. Aradia takes off Sollux's glasses and slaps his face, hoping he would wake up from his little dream world. She tries again and again but nothing. Terezi runs in and crouches down, she stares at the knocked out Sollux in my shower and punches his face in.
"Ow... What the-"
"Sollux! Are you okay?"
"I... Uh... Gog..."
"Sollux? Man I am so sorry! The pod hit you instantly! You okay now?"
"Uh, what? Oh yeah! Yeah... Oh Gog..."
"No he's not with the program, Aradia put Sollux on the bed and keep an eye on him!"
"N-no problem! Sure, o-okay!"
Aradia starts blushing heavily, she kind of has a thing for Sollux, they aren't Matesprits yet though. She picks up Sollux and carries him over to the bed and lays him down gently.
"Will you two be okay up here?"
"Yeah! J-just f-fine!"
"A-Ara-Aradia..."
"Sollux?"
"Where... a-am I?"
"Karkat's room!"
"Did I do... s-something with... h-him?"
"NO YOU DID NOT! YOU GOT HIT BY A POD AND NOW YOU ARE INJURED!"
"But the pod shouldn't have hurt the mother fucker!" Gamzee is officially the most stupid fucking retard.
"YOU IDIOT GAMZEE! THERE WAS A VASE THERE AND HE HIT HIS HEAD ON THE VANITY THAT WAS DOWN THERE!"
"Oh! No wonder the fucker has a bump on his fucking head!" yeah no wonder Gamzee.
"Let's just leave them for a while guys!"
"Alright, come here Terezi!"
I pick her up again and she grabs on to my neck, but before I get the chance to leave I remember, that is my bed, where I sleep sometimes, they can't do naughty shit there!
"AND NO FUCKING EACH OTHER OR FILLING BUCKETS OR I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT!"
"You are perfectly safe! We won't do that you know, we have respect!"
"I SURE HOPE YOU FUCKING DO!"
Aradia glares at me and I give her the 'I don't give a fuck' look. Terezi waves goodbye and we leave the future Matesprits to their fantasy state. I pick up my Matesprit again and carry her down. When Terezi and I get down stairs we notice that everyone else is partying hard, wait, too hard! The atmosphere was different, like the party wasn't right, it felt troublesome. We walk into our living room to find everyone has probably been drinking or some shit. John and Dave were literally making out in the corner of the kitchen like it was a gay bar. Jade and Rose were sitting with Feferi, Vriska and Nepeta watching some weird human movie that Rose borrowed from Roxy called "Spring Breakers'. It was the sluttiest looking movie I have ever seen, literally, apparently Roxy and Dirk download illegal movies a lot nowadays, why would they do that if the quality is shit anyway? But that isn't the point I am trying to make. Terezi and I just look at everyone acting like they are all on too much Faygo and Sopor Slime. It's like Gamzee was filling buckets and a whole bunch of grubs came out and matured fast, then we look to our right, we see a whole buffet of alcohol. It seems as though Rose also borrowed Roxy's cocktail mixer. Well fuck, everyone is drunk and we have to sort it all out. Suddenly someone comes from behind me and slaps my face.
"HEY MOTHER FUCKERS! LIKE THE PARTY?"
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO YOU FUCK ASS?"
"WE ALL HAD PIE!"
"Karkles this is officially going to be a rough weekend!" Terezi looks really worried.
"You're telling me!"
Everyone is screaming, dancing, acting like douchebags and I am the one who has to control it? Aradia comes down stairs and looks at everyone in horror.
"What is happening here?"
"Aradia! The party has gone fucking wild!"
"To be honest it looks kind of fun-"
"NO TEZ! WE PROMISED WE WOULDN'T!"
"I know but..."
"Oh come on Karkat it won't hurt, if we can't beat them we might as well join them!"
Aradia grabs two cocktails and runs back upstairs, yeah like alcohol is going to help your fantasy boyfriend recover from an injury! Gamzee just stands behind us laughing like a maniac, oh so you are proud of this Gamzee? Well look what you did! Suddenly someone grabs my face and pours something down my throat, I almost choke from the substance.
"What the fuck was that?"
"A cocktail! Enjoy the miracles fuckers!"
Gamzee runs back into the room and heads for the guys, who are too busy taking shots to even think for a minute about how stupid they look right now.
"They do look good Karkat, let's just have ONE drink!"
"Tez! I don't think it's a good idea!"
"Does it taste good?"
"Well..."
"Then come on! Let's cause some trouble for once!"
"Oh fuck it, let's do it... JUST THIS ONCE!"
"I promise only today!"
We both grab a cocktail and yell cheers. Terezi gulps the whole thing down in one go, I know this is going to be bad but oh well, live while you still can, as retarded as that sounds. I gulp the whole glass down without thinking twice about what I was going to become. Suddenly we hear the door open and Kanaya runs in.
"Guys how are-"
"Don't ask about the raging party in the back..."
"What on earth is happening? This is really strange..."
"We came back down to find it like this!"
"Came back down from doing what?"
"Sollux got hit my multiple objects and passed out, we were trying to get the pod downstairs..."
"Well it's a good thing I am used to sleeping in a bed-"
"Yeah, with Rose!" Kanaya rolls her eyes at me.
"Where is she?"
"Watching some stupid fucking sluts on T.V!"
"I see... Well, see you around Karkat! Terezi is coming with me!"
"Wait, I am?" Kanaya shouldn't get her so concerned, but with this party happening I think we should all be concerned.
"Yes, for girl time! Say goodbye to your Matesprit for a few hours! Karkat, go take shots with the guys!"
She drags Terezi away and Terezi waves nervously. I hope she doesn't drink too much like the last time. Terezi is prone to alcohol, she can get drunk very easily unfortunately. I shrug it off and walk to find the guys. I see they brought shot glasses, oh boy that's a good way to act like an idiot for the rest of the night. I walk over hesitantly and they all shout out a bunch of hey and yeah from everyone.
"Karkat I, ha ha, so good to see you showed up!" Equius said with the most drunk expression on his face, I was starting to worry now.
"I live here you fucking moron! How much have you had to drink?"
"Probably eight shots now!"
"Oh Gog! Equius! You will be throwing up in minutes!"
"Cheer up Karkat, or should we say, Kaaaarkles?" Gamzee poked me with a stupid look on his face. Then everyone starting wooing and whistling, fuck you Gamzee.
"Okay Kar! Take a hit!" Eridan shouted with pure enthusiasm, he must be as drunk as a redneck. Dave taught me that phrase.
"Um... Sure why not?"
I grabbed a shot that was filled to the top with Vodka, it was apparently very strong so I had to be careful not to drink too much, well, I guess here goes nothing. I quickly gulp it down in seconds and everyone cheers, I haven't done a shot so quickly before, usually I am too much of a fucking chicken after the incident at Gamzee's. We then proceed in doing various drinking challenges and games, if I remember correctly, I had taken over ten shots by the time the games ended, the most drunk I have been. Terezi was just as bad, she had five of Rose's cocktails. But if anything, the most drunk was definitely Tavros, he was smashed, fifteen shots I think it was or some shit. When spent a while dancing and acting like complete fucking morons to some of Dave's cool music but by then I left and then I had gone to find Terezi. I found Terezi on the couch still watching the movie, but my vision was a little blurry. She looked up at me and smiled with not her sweet smile, but her drunk and stupid smile, meaning trouble was on the way.
"Kaaarkles! How are yoooouu?"
I think it went along the lines of pretty fucking good and then some more drunk babble and shit. It's sort of a blur now but oh well.
"OKAY EVERYONE! LET'S PLAY AN GAME OF SPIN THE BOTTLE TRUTH OR DARE!"
Everyone started cheering like absolute fucking retards and we all decided to take a seat around the rug. Rose grabbed one of the vodka bottles and prepared space for the game. Terezi was on my left and John on my right (Who was staring into Dave's eyes, what was that about not being a homosexual John?).
"Hold up gang! Before we begin let's invent a new rule!"
"And what would that rule be Rosie!" Said Jade with excitement. I think Jade was the most sober out of everyone. But I know from experience that whatever comes from spin the bottle is always going to be bad.
Well then, I just got everyone drunk, oh what to do?
Well then, you should know by now that I am not a Sollux and Feferi shipper, I am an Aradia and Sollux shipper!
If you didn't catch that, go back and read again please! ^ w ^
If you actually read this shit, thanks! :P