A/N -Hey guys sorry it's been a while, thanks for the reviews and the likes and follows…now on with today's episode
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Chapter 2. I pronounce you husband and strife
Shego taking advantage of the situation snuck up on the unsuspecting goon and politely waited for him to finish what he was doing before knocking him out. She dragged him to the jeep and lifted him onto the back he was heavy but Shego managed with a few shoves. Looking around she spied a pair of eyes peering back at her through some foliage. Before the eyes could even blink she darted off in to the thick jungle leaving the jeep with the goon in the back. From the foliage a man in yellow jump suit emerged he walked up to the car and peered inside. He searched the car and the goons pocket for the keys to the jeep. "Ahem, Looking for these" he heard a voice say, he turned around to look at a women dressed in a green and black jump suit dangling a pair of keys in his face. Before he could reply with a response Shego kicked the man into the jeep knocking him out instantly, rocking the whole jeep on impact.
Adding another person to the back seat she tied the two unknowns together using the seatbelts. She jumped in the driver's seat and put the keys in the ignition. As she turned on the engine she heard a chorus of screams echo through the jungle which startled her at first only to have realized it was just monkeys in a turf war. It started to drizzle lightly as the sound of rain falling on the Jungles foliage above her could be heard, it was a soothing sound.
Driving back to the beach Shego was in deep thought. Who were those men? What did they want with Kimmie? And where were they taking her? She slides around the muddy roads hitting a ditch which sent the passengers in the car forward hitting their heads. 'If they were close to reviving they weren't anymore' Shego thought chuckling to herself. She finally arrived at the beach where she saw Ron first looking in disbelief at her as she pulled up in a vehicle. Drakken hearing the rumble of an engine, climbed out of the capsule holding what seemed to be a chocolate bar in his hands.
Shego pulled up in front of Dr D "I think I found a way off this Island" Shego said lowering a pair of reflector Aviators she found in the glove compartment.
"Well done Shego" Drakken praised "Who are they?" Drakken asked seeing the two persons in the back.
"They're going to show us the way outta here" Shego said turning off the engine.
"Stoppable, get over her" Shego orded, Ron ran quickly to where Drakken and Shego
"Where did you get the jeep?" he asked
"How fast can you deflate that Dome and hid it in the jungle?" She asked completely ignoring his question.
"Why do I need to do that?" Ron inquired
"JUST DO IT" Shego yelled annoyed
"Shego whats going on?" Drakken asked
"I don't have time to explain" Shego said
"Shego remember that talk we had about keeping secrets? Rule number one never keep..." drakken was cut off by the sound of Shego flaring up her powers. She stared intently at him as he cowered into a ball of fear. She then looked at Ron and then at the dome which she shot a bolt of plasma at it deflating it instantly.
"Hey I needed that so GJ can…"
"Look, I Just learned this island is a dangerous one. And has people that are looking for us they already have Kimmie" Shego explained
"You saw Kim?" Ron face light up
"Yes! And If those people fly over this area they'll spot the bright Orange dome and know we are here" she said agitated
"What kind of people?" Ron asked
"The bad kind" Shego said pointedly. Rons face dropped
"So don't make me say it again, bury that thing in the jungle" She said in a slightly calmer voice
"I'll go bury it" Ron ran to pick up the Dome
"Good boy" she said overly sweet "Dr D have you still got that truth ray gun?"
"Yes, why do you ask?"
"We're gonna need it" Shego looked over at the unconscious prisoners
Drakken and Shego separated the two prisoners while Ron buried the orange dome. It took a while to bury the stupid thing as it was quite large. After Ron buried it he made his way back to where Drakken and Shego were interrogating the prisoners. It sounded like they weren't making much head way as He could hear Shego shouting at one of them.
"I don't care if you think I'm attractive or what you do in your personal time, just tell me where this lodge is before I hurt you" Shego threatened
"Ok well it's not really a Lodge it's more of a hotel. The lodge is just what Mr Andrews calls it" the Goon spoke
"Who's Mr Andrews?" Dr Drakken asked
"If you don't mind Dr D I'll do the interrogating"
"Shego! I'm the evil Genius, I do the interrogating" Drakken demanded
"Fine" Shego rolled her eyes
"Watch and learn Shego" He looked at her with a smirk
Drakken turned to the prisoner "You will tell me the location to this hotel and you will provide us with a means to get off this island"
"ok I can show you if you give me a map but only because I have no choice but I don't feel the urge to help you get off the island" the goon said uncontrollably
"It's a truth ray remember? He doesn't do as you say" Shego rebuked
"Just the opposite, In fact when your backs turned I plan to run off into the jungle and all I have to do is follow the road which will eventually allow me to reach the Hotel and get re-enforcements and…..dang it!" the goon put his hand over his mouth.
"Ha you see Shego I get results" Drakken gloated
"ugh get over yourself" Shego said in a tired way
Meanwhile Ron talked to the prisoner in the yellow jump suit that was tied up against a tree a few meters away from where Drakken and Shego were.
"Look man, I'll do anything you ask just don't turn me over to the people on this island" he pleaded
"Whoa dude amp down we're not going to do that" Ron said trying to calm the man down "we're the good guys…well sort of" he said looking briefly over at Drakken and Shego who were still talking to the goon.
"Do you think you could untie me?" the man asked
"Oh yeah sure" Ron said
"Oh thank goodness…the names Jason" he said as he rubbed his wrists and shook Ron's hand
"I'm Ron Stoppable and this is Rufus" he pointed to the little bald rat pocking out of his side pocket
"Your Ron Stoppable?" Jason asked with astonishment
"The one and only" he said with a big grin
"I'm special agent Jason Bourne…and before you ask no I'm not the movie character…I was sent here with my team to collect you…but that all changed when our jet went down"
"Wait so you're the GJ agent who was supposed to be my pickup?"
"That's right we were following the beacon signal, then are engines failed we think lightning struck our craft"
"What about Kim?" Ron asked
"I believe she is at GJ headquarters, she arrived just before I left to come get you"
"Huh Shego said that the people on this island caught her"
"B.H.C" Jason corrected Ron
"B.H.C?" Ron said with some confusion
"Billionaires hunting club that's the people who own this island, well Mr Stoppable I don't know what to tell you, I shook Miss Possibles hand and told her I was coming to get you just before I left"
"Why would Shego lie about that though?"
"She's a villain. It's what they do" Jason finished
"Yeah maybe, but why wouldn't Kim have come with you? Just doesn't make sense" Ron rubbed his chin
Global Justice Headquarters:
A large white room full of monitoring screens met Kim Possible as she walked through a pair of large open security doors and greeted one of the guards. Up ahead was a large table with a holographic map on it. Dr Director was typing on a control pad and moving the map on display around. She looked up to see Kim walking towards the giant table.
"Ah good to see you Miss Possible" Betty greeted her
"Hi" Kim replied
"it's a good thing you made it to shore, made it easier for us to find you" Betty said relieved
"Oh yeah so not the drama" She said flopping her wrist "I love the outfit by the way I think it's awesome that someone with such wide hips isn't afraid to wear Spandex" Kim said referring to Betty's Global Justice uniform.
"Oh ah thank you" Betty responded as best she could to the back handed comment "…We still have no information on Ron yet but we are trying our best to find out what happened to the jet we sent before we can send another one"
"Oh yes well take your time I'm sure Rob…
"Ron" Betty corrected
"Er Ron is Ok…Oh hey could I like use one of your computers to charge my Communication thingy"
"Of course, use the one over there" Betty pointed to a computer which was vacant
"Poppin" Kim said enthusiastically
She plugged the Kimmunicator into the computer jack and waited for the screen to respond as it uploaded a virus to the Global Justice mainframe.
Strange Island:
After spending some time formulating a plan using the goon's inside knowledge of the island and Jasons Intel of the hotel. They decided to go over the grounds one last time.
"So let me get this straight" Shego began, "if we can reach the islands control room located inside the hotels basement floor we can send for help. But to open the elevator to reach the basement we would need the key card from either Mr Andrews or this Falsetto Jones guy or some other authorized personnel, why not just boost a vehicle?"
"Because all the boats are parked in a lagoon that has large doors that close, keeping the cave secure nothing can get in or out unless they get the go ahead from the control room" the Goon still under the effects of the truth ray announced
"What about aircraft? Do you have those?"
"The helicopter can only be accessed via the roof but you have to open the shutters and raise the the helipad which is lowered underground"
"I keep saying we need one of those" Shego scolded Drakken
"im not made of money Shego" Dr D defended himself
"Where are the prisoners kept?" Ron piped up
"Basement two on the elevator" the goon said uncontrollably
"Rescuing Princess?" Shego asked Ron with smirk
"You tell me" Ron said derisively.
"Kimmie can bust herself out she doesn't need my help" She countered completely missing the double meaning behind Ron's comment.
Ron grabbed to the truth gun out of Drakkens belt and pointed it at Shego
"HEY" Drakken whinged
"Shego I have to know if you really did see Kim or not" Ron said slightly trembling
"Doy I already said I did, didn't I?" Shego rolled her eyes
"Yes you did, but Jason said he saw Kim at GJ headquarters just before he came to get me"
"Well maybe she has a twin sister or something because….read my lips .HER"
Ron lowered the truth ray "I suppose your right…It's just th" *Zap*
Before Ron could finish his sentence he dropped the Gun which inadvertently pointed at Shego and shot off a blast
"Uh oh my bad" Ron said apologetically. Ron looked at Shego who looked as if she had the biggest shock on her face. The look of surprise however turned very quickly to rage. Drakken and Jason just stood there with their mouths open. 'Uh OH Im so dead, Rufus make sure you put beano Nacho on my grave each year' Ron thought 'well as long as he was going to die he may as well get piece of mind.'
"Did you really see Kim?" Ron asked all the while Drakken and Jason signalled to him to stop talking by waving their hands across their necks. Ron didn't care if he was going down he may as well find out the truth.
"YES! rrrrghh YOU Buffoon"
"Then what was she doing here?"
"I DON'T KNOW…BUT YOU COULDA JUST ASKED THE GUY WHO CAPTURED HER" she said pointing to the goon who was looking up in the air whistling. He did not want to be part of this discussion, and Ron didn't blame him
"Ah good point heh heh. I'm really sorry Shego…I didn't mean for it to go off…I grabbed the gun because I needed to…you know…know and…and…"
"Give me that" Drakken snatched the gun off of Ron
"I hope you like pain Stoppable" Shego said in a dark tone
"Look we really need to leave if we're going to do this thing" Jason said trying ease the tension in the air
"We'll go when we're good and ready" Shego said with extra venom in each word
"I can't believe I'm teaming up with villains gonna have one heck of a report to write" he said
Shego tied up the goon with more rope and gagged him to make sure he wasn't going to escape any time soon. While Drakken dressed in the Goons clothes. Ron felt bad about zapping Shego with the truth ray she told him about Kim being captured on her own accord she didn't have to tell him and he repaid her with distrust by pointing the ray at her. Jason jumped in the back seat of the jeep with Ron while they waited for Drakken and Shego.
"If it makes you feel any better I would have done the same thing" Jason tried to comfort Ron "even if she is very attractive" he said with a smile looking behind him to check if Shego was anywhere near them.
"Yeah but I didn't mean for it to go off" Ron retorted
"Well I wouldn't be too cut up about it she's evil" Jason said simply, Ron frowned at his remark. Its true Shego had done nothing in the past to earn Rons trust or friendship, but lately it seemed like the things Ron knew to be black and white had a grey tone to it. He couldn't help but feel guilty about the whole thing.
Shego headed back to the car she looked at Ron and Jason with a glare before getting into the driver's seat, she could see Ron was lamenting over shooting her, even if it was an accident he was going to pay for his clumsy mistake. Shego hated the fact that he had placed her in such a vulnerable position and for that she was really annoyed at him.
"While we're still young Dr D" Shego yelled irritably and honked the horn twice.
"Patience Shego, you know this vest is impossible to put on" he said as he emerged from the bushes trying to position the vest right. Ron couldn't help but smile a little at Drakken new outfit it really didn't suit him.
Shego put on the aviators which were sitting on the dashboard of the car and turned around to face Ron and Jason sitting in the back.
"So the plan is after I secure a key card we will then meet up with Dr D and James"
"Jason" Jason corrected
"Whatever. Dr D will pretend to take YOU" she pointed at Jason "down to the holding cells we will meet up with Dr D at the elevator. I'll take care of the guards in the room and hack into the network from there we will have to make our way to any available vehicle"
"What about me? what should I do?" Ron asked
"I think you've done enough for today" Shego said annoyed
"No Shego hear me out whether you like it or not you're stuck with telling the truth and if you're going in there you'll need me to cover for you" Ron argued. He was actually pretty proud of himself for contributing to the mission.
"Ok Fine…just don't get in my way and try not to lose your pants" Shego approved conditionally
"Hurtful…What about the prisoners?" Ron asked trying to ignore Shegos comment
"You can rescue your girlfriend on your own Stoppable…but I probably will help if you got in some serious danger…..rrrrgggh" Drakken looked at Shego, surprised at her willingness to help their arch foe.
"She's not my girlfriend. But thanks Shego but your right it might be better if you secured your own escape just in case one of us gets captured Kim and I will find our own way out" Ron responded.
Shego looked as if she desperately wanted to say something but she stopped herself. She was afraid she'd blurt out the truth again.
After driving for 55minutes up the track they spotted a pair of extravagant iron gates connected to a large limestone wall. Through the gate they noticed a large Victorian style building with a fountain at the front and gravel. "That's the Hotel" Jason said. They pulled the vehicle over into a small clearing which was well hidden from the road and climbed out of the vehicle.
"Right I'm going to do a little recon, you wait here think you can do that?" she asked all threeof the guys as she pulled her sunglasses off. They nodded their heads in compliance. Shego headed towards the perimeter wall but not before being stopped by Ron.
"Shego wait" Ron said as he ran after her. She stopped and turned around
"Hey I'm sorry I… ah zapped you" he said looking at her then the ground
"Save it Stoppable now isn't the time" She said with her hand on her hip. Shego walked over and stopped inches from his face "Oh but don't worry, after we get off this island we'll have plenty of time to discuss it" She said angrily as she poked him with her index finger
"But I think it's actually kinda sweet that you're trying to get my forgiveness…..rrrrgghh back off sidekick" She erupted with anger at her sudden truth bomb.
"I just thought we were getting along and I dunno I know I screwed up. But I guess I just wanted to…I was just worried that…I would like to get to know you better and I would hate myself if I did anything to ahh jeopardize that…did I?" Ron asked trying hard to keep eye contact. It was extremely hard, especially how Shego was staring at him with the look of confusion and her intense green eyes.
Shego quickly slapped her hand over her mouth to stop herself from talking and ran off into the jungle towards the perimeter wall. Ron let out a loud sigh and walked back to the jeep. Ron didn't know why he was trying to get Shego's forgiveness. Did he even care? She is a Villain after all and it's clear she doesn't want him to talk to her. But he couldn't help but want a better relationship with team Possibles arch foe, it was an odd feeling. After roughly thirty minutes Shego came back with a suit case to find the trio sitting down and playing eye-spy to kill the time.
"I spy with my little eye something that starts with C" Drakken said
"Shegos back" Ron interrupted standing up
"Let's get to it" Jason said
"OOHH it's finally my turn and now it's time to leave?" Drakken pouted "mmm you're lucky. you would have never guessed the genius answer I came up with" Drakken murmured
"Can we focus here?" Shego said as she put the suit case down
"Ok so listen up! They're currently having some fancy pants shin dig in the main hall, chances are the people with the key cards are going to be there"
"Do they have snacks? I'm starving" Ron Interrupted
"STOPPABLE AND I" She said pointedly trying not to lose her train of thought "Will work the room and identify the victim…I mean target" she corrected herself "While you two" she pointed to Dr D and Jason "Wait behind the wall until I come out and give you the key card. Then you make your way to the elevator and wait for us there"
"But Shego Why do I have to go to the elevator? Why can't you do it?" Drakken complained
"ugh because I can't just wonder the halls looking for this elevator, it's suspicious. They'll see you with a prisoner and you'll just tell them you're new and that you want to throw what's his name in a cell" Shego clarified
"Jason" said the man in the yellow jump suit
"Whatever" Shego and Drakken said annoyed in unison
"But how will you know where we are?" Drakken disputed
"Look, I only need to see which way they take you I'm sure I can figure it out from there" Shego responded
"But what about our clothes? Won't we look out of place?" Ron inquired
"Why do you think I boosted the suit case?" Shego said with a leer
"Where did you find it?" he asked
"You know I jacked a Pandomentional vortex doodad from a top security army installation without them knowing it was gone for a whole day. And you're puzzled on how I got a suit case full of fancy clothes?"
"huh point taken" Ron concluded
Suddenly the group fell quiet as two men on black and red hover vehicles flew past along the track. The vehicles made an odd sound and were shaped like jet engines. As the group peered out of the foliage the group realized that either these guys are looking for the Goon who hasn't returned yet or they were on a patrol. Shego and Ron grabbed whatever clothes they could find in the suit case and made their way to the opposite sides of the car to get changed.
"Now remember Stoppable we're supposed to be Rich billionaires so try to act like you're loaded" She said as she removed her jump suit and slung it over the Jeep door.
"Don't worry being rich is something I've had experience at" Ron gloated as he pulled off his shirt
"Add losing all your money in a week to that experience" Shego snidely remarked
"Hey well I wouldn't have to "act" if you guys didn't steal all my money" He countered
"Yeah well most people don't carry their bank around in their pants" Shego grinned
It took a few minutes for the two to get dressed
"Hmm yes. Rich Richardson here and dash it all if I'm not extremely wealthy" Ron practiced in the car revision mirror, his overly posh accent. He was wearing a brown suit jacket with a newsboy's cap and a white shirt underneath and a Green and yellow plaid vest with brown polished shoes to match his suit. What topped the look of was the horse whip which came with the riding pants Ron wasn't sure if he was wearing the right shoes for the outfit but they looked dressy.
"Urgh! I can't believe I'm doing this" Shego remarked as she came out dressed in a short beige jacket with a white tulle dress and black silk blouse, It wasn't her style or colour but she looked pretty good. Ron stared at her for a while, watching her fix her hair as she put it up in a ponytail. She finished by checking her teeth in the revision mirror and rubbing them with her index finger. Rufus nudged Ron to get moving but He seemed captivated.
"Shego, lookin gooood" Ron teased in a jovial manner
"Watch it Stoppable, or your new disguise will be a rich man in intensive care" She threatened
"For reals, you look great" he said sincerely
"Well I don't feel great…And quit trying to butter me up I'm still planning to hurt you after we get off this Island" She said walking past him installing an earring in her ear. Her high heels made it difficult for to walk on the jungle floor.
"I wasn't buttering you up. Ron Stoppable calls it how he sees it" he defended
"Well you don't look too bad yourself" she blurted out truthfully "Rrrggh! Stop talking to me" she said angrily
"Are you two quite finished? The patrol will be coming back any minute" a paranoid Drakken interrupted their bickering.
Ron drove the jeep through the open gates with Shego in the passenger seat. "If you have to talk to someone, keep the conversations to the bare minimal Stoppable" Shego warned
"Hey you're talking to the expert of Conversation. I once talked my way out of one week's worth of detention" Ron said confidently
"Just don't blow this" Shego Sighed as Ron parked at the front.
"I'll keep a low profile" he reassured her as they stepped out of the car
Entering into the main hall Ron and Shego were greeted with a quartet playing a calming classical piece, a large buffet much to Rons and Rufus's approval and approximately two hundred guests. As Shego and Ron smiled at the group of people a man in a tuxedo approached them "would sir and madam like to register?"
"Register?" Shego asked
"Yes madam all guests are required to register, if I could direct you to the foyer there is a large book to which madam and sir are required to write their names in…it's merely a formality ma'am" the Man insisted
"Oh yes of course" Shego complied "Rich.." as she turned around to speak to Ron he was nowhere to be found "Rich?" Shego said slightly embarrassed as the man in the tuxedo looked down at her with slanted eyes. "If I may point out madam, the cheese fountain is for registered guests only" he said directing Shego to the Buffet table which Ron and Rufus were at, and basically bathing in the fountain. Shego went a little redder with embarrassment she stomped over and dragged him by the collar and dragged him out to the foyer the butler followed close behind. They came to a small mahogany varnished table with a large book open on it and an ink well with a quill resting above it.
"If sir and madam would sign here" he said as he pointed to a space in the book. He looked down his nose at the odd couple and proceeded to dip the quill in the ink before handing the quill to Shego. Shego was afraid he would do that. If she couldn't lie she would have to sign her real name.
"Oh that's ok ill sign for the both of us" Ron swiped the quill from Shego's hand and scribbled in the book. Shego was surprised at Rons resourcefulness, 'he really does come through in a pinch' she thought.
"Thank you" the butler said disingenuously after Ron finished signing
"You're welcome Jeeves" Shego said mockingly. She really despised the butler, who did he think he was? Looking down at her like that. At that he huffed and strolled off. Shego turned to Ron
"You call drinking from a cheese fountain keeping a low profile?" Shego grilled
Rufus poked out of Rons Pocket and groaned "Sorry but Rufus and I are just so hungry" Ron retorted.
"Yeah me too" Shego truthfully agreed "I mean…that's beside the point" she said annoyed
"Well I managed to swipe you some celery, it's got peanut butter on it" Ron said pulling out a couple of sticks of celery out of his jacket pocket.
"Cute" She said with a deadpanned face. Ron couldn't tell whether she was being sarcastic or serious, he supposed she was just trying to mask her uncontrollable speech impediment of telling the truth with a lack of emotion. To his relief she took a stick and took a bite then placed it back in his hand.
"Ok" she said with a mouthful of celery "we need to Split up. We'll find the key card quicker if we do" Shego stated
"But what about your uncontrollable desire to tell the truth?" Ron asked
"I'll be fine I think it's starting to wear off" Shego said
"Really? Doesn't it last a day?" Ron said
"It was only a quick burst" Shego argued "no thanks to you" she added
Ron decided to test this theory "Shego…Even though we're in this mess it's been an honour doing this with you." He wasn't sure how she would react. He wasn't sure if this was even a productive test but he wanted to tell her anyway.
Shego let out a loud sigh "yeah yea yea ah huh, ah huh, look find key card first and make nice later" She said not giving him any eye contact as she poked her head out from the foyer door peering into the main hall. As they both proceeded through to the main hall they spotted the butler talking to falsetto Jones and pointing over to Shego and Ron
"Ha probably telling Jones he has to register his own party before he can use the bathroom"
Shego smiled at Rons comment. He decided to capitalize on this and do a full imitation he squished his nose up with his index finger and turned to face Shego and spoke like an over exaggerated version of the butler "would madam like to follow me and the rest of the rich people to the garden were we will proceed to watch a demonstration on how to whip peasants thoroughly" Shego tried to conceal her laughter by putting her hand over her mouth She giggled uncontrollably for a moment or two. Ron felt pretty good, he made Shego laugh, his good feeling dissolved however as he heard a voice behind him say "The whipping demonstrations are on Thursdays Mr Richardson" Ron turned to see the sarcastic butler. Only then he realized Shego was laughing at him not with him.
"Mr Jones would like me to tell you that fifty thousand dollars have been accredited to you should you choose to use the tables. Compliments of the house"
"FIFTY THOUSAND?" Ron screeched in disbelief
"If the amount is too little I can speak to…"
"No no it's fine, thank you we will be sure to take you up on that" Shego said
"Very good then" the butler turned and disappeared into the large group of people
"Oh yeah I'll definitely will be using a table Shego" Ron said quietly with a huge grin
"He means the gambling tables Stoppable" Shego snorted
"Oh" Ron, now a little more disappointed
Looking over to where Jones was standing Shego devised a plan
"Ok, you talk to jones and I'll pick pocket him for the Keycard"
Before Ron and Shego could walk over and Retrieve the key card from Jones Shego was pulled aside by a familiar face it was Jack Hench "Shego I didn't realize you joined the H.B.C I didn't see you on the list of guests or are you here to steal something?" He said derisively
"ahhhhhh" Shegos face gave a new meaning to the expression of a deer in the head lights
Meanwhile Ron was having troubles of his own. He was bailed up by a rather large woman who seemed to be obsessed with fur judging by the outfit she was wearing and big Daddy Brotherson of all people.
"And what line of work did you say you were in?" Big daddy asked
"ummmm Animal stock?" Ron said puzzled at what answer he was going to give. Luckily Big Daddy unwittingly provided a plausible answer.
"aahhh wall street, yes my nephews sons brother is into stock exchange"
"So Mr Richardson are you here with someone or by yourself" the rather large woman said
"ahhhhh no. that is my partner over there" Ron said poshly pointing to Shego who was still talking to Jack Hench.
"Octavia come here" he called out to Shego in his posh accent. Shego looked around her looking for this Octavia who Ron was apparently calling to. They never establish Shego's cover name so it took a minute or two for it to click "Always a pleasure Jack" Shego said recalling the last time she said that was as she was about to jump out a window with Hench .co's stolen technology. Jack Hench gave her a slight glare.
"Is that the name you go by now?" She heard him say as she walked towards Ron and his new found acquaintances.
"I would like you to meet my wife Octavia" Ron announced. Before he could speak again Shego yanked him aside by the arm.
"rrrrrgh your wife?" she whispered in rage. She looked back at the slightly alarmed guests.
"Hi, it's a pleasure to meet you" she said oozing with false sweetness, it seemed to put them back at ease
"How do you do?" the large lady smiled
"charmed" big Daddy said showing no emotion what so ever.
Shego pulled Ron aside again "I thought we agreed we were business partners?" she whispered
"Well excuse me for not keeping track of every little detail" Ron countered quietly. If Ron thought he was going to get it from Shego before he was definitely going to get it now, she may not even want to wait to get off the island before pulverising him.
"So how did you two meet?" The large lady inquired. Uh oh Ron and Shego didn't know what to say. Was Shego still effected by the truth ray? Shego wasn't 100% sure if she was cured. Ron and Shego looked at each other. They both racked their brains on the first time they really met.
"ahh feeding Sharks" "Christmas rush" they answered in harmony
"eh yeah feeding sharks during.." Ron looked at Shego for a better answer it was kind of the truth
"The Christmas rush in Tokyo. Right sweetie?" Shego nudged him hard. At least now Shego knew she was not under the effects of the truth ray, if she was she ould have blurted out that she was really robbing the Nakasumi video game factory.
"ow, oh!" he broke character for a moment due to Shegos hard knudge "hmm yes rather. Well actually I saw a picture of her first. She worked with an associate of mine who showed me a picture of her and I thought I have to meet this beautiful creature" Ron smiled
"Oh how romantic" the large lady expressed excited by Rons answer
"yep heh heh" shego looked at Ron with a forced smile "he's a big ol pile of crazy" Shego punched him in the arm semi softly. She went a little red, she was embarrassed and a little annoyed that Stoppable was so forward and way too comfortable around her. But a small part of her wanted to believe what he said was true and that he really thought that.
"I wasn't aware you could feed Sharks in Tokyo" Big Daddy prodded
"Yes well…ahhh…maybe you need to get out more old spot" Ron said in his posh voice. Big Daddy's eyes widened at hearing Rons seemingly arrogant comment.
Down in the holding cells Kim was picking the lock on her hand cuffs with the skeleton key bracelet that wade gave her. "Got it" she whispered triumphantly. She moved to the cell door and proceeded to do the same thing. She was not the only one in a cell a small walk down the aisle is another several cells. Kim was able to unlock the door with relative ease. Now she had to worry about the guards, thankfully these people seemed to be short staffed as there was only one guard who sat at a desk at the end of the room. Kim made her way up the aisle but stopped suddenly as she heard a voice. "Pssstt hey miss Possible" a voice called out, Kim looked around to see a Gj agent in a cell "any chance you could get me and my fellow agents out of here?" Kim threw him the bracelet which he caught with one hand "I go take care of the guard" she whispered. Poking her head around the corner the guard was leaning back on his chair asleep. He was slightly overweight and had a small quantity of drool escaping from his mouth. The problem was his belt, which had a small device with a button and a red light on it. 'No doubt pressing that button calls for help' Kim thought.
Meanwhile two levels above the basement Ron had been getting a lot of attention with the story of how he and Shego met which was gathering a small crowd of rich guests all eager to hear Ron's fantastic story. Ron loved all the attention he was getting. Ron took it upon himself to add a few creative extras in his story, much to Shegos displeasure. In fact Shego was ready to throttle Ron as his story sounded more and more like lunacy.
"So you actually fell into the tank of sharks?" a woman gasped
"Goodness were you worried?" the rather large lady asked
"Oh yeah, but Octavia stayed as cool as a cucumber, luckily my associate gave the sharks her lipstick to munch on, which kept them busy for a short time while I escaped the shark tank" Ron said coolly he was loving the attention. Shego was standing there evaluating the reaction of Big Daddy Brotherson who was less than impressed and clearly didn't believe a word of what Ron was saying.
"But that was after we had to duel the giant robot" Ron continued
"Giant robot?" Big Daddy asked with a hint of disbelief in his tone
"Whoa heh heh, sweetie I think everyone's tired of hearing this story" Shego said through gritted teeth "I mean it does sound heh heh a little far-fetched when YOU tell it. ahh I'm pretty sure there were actually police on the scene and not quite as many ninjas" Shego covered as best she could.
"I'll go get you some "punch" you must be parched from talking so much" Shego put a lot of emphases on the word "punch" hinting that's what Ron was precisely going to get if he didn't get a clue.
"Hmm oh yes, thank you darling" he said in his posh voice, completely missing the hint Shego was trying to give him. "ooo and some of those tooth pick, cheese-wiener things" He called out to her as he broke character, thankfully no one seemed to notice. Shego was fuming he was going to get it, she never tried so hard not to inflict plasma harm on someone. As she walked towards the buffet table she heard the large woman ask.
"So do you have children?"
"Ah yes of course, four lovely quintuplets. Monique, Felix, Zenold and ehh Qayzarr" Ron fibbed
"Oh the little dears" the woman said endearingly
Shego face palmed and then quickened her pace. Shego decided to be a dutiful wife and get him a small plateful of food. She made her way back and waded through the small gathering of people. She handed him the plate and said in a fake cheerful tone "don't choke dear" putting extra malice in the word "dear"
"Thank you darling" He said poshly, still oblivious to the idea that Shego was ready to kill him.
She decided to make the best of the situation and get this keycard while everyone was stupidly mesmerized by Ron's crazy story. Shego crept up closer to Falsetto Jones, who was talking to Mr Andrews. She paused with her back to them and listened in.
"I need you to go and pick up the Seniors apparently the younger one drove into a pond as they were chasing Miss Possible" Jones said in a high pitched tone
"Righto" the Aussie responded putting on his broad brimmed hat and strolled off as he walked he bumped into Shego
"Oh sorry miss"
"Octavia Richardson"
"that's a lovely name" he said shaking her hand
"And you are?"
From a distance Ron could see Shego talking with Mr Andrews they seemed to be enjoying themselves too. Then he saw Shego touch Mr Andrews on his chest in a very flirtatious manner. At least that's what it looked like. Ron felt a feeling he couldn't really explain like frustration and impatient all at the same time. Was he jealous? Over his fake wife? Surely not. His jealousy quickly turned to worry as Mr Andrews grabbed Shego by the arm and started to lead her up stairs followed by Jones and two goons.
"Excuse me" Ron said to the guests that surrounded him, he grabbed a glass of Champaign from one of the waiters that walked, past and cleared his throat.
A/N –ok that's it for now hope you enjoyed it. I'm not overly fond of how this episode turned out but I hope you guys enjoyed it still and got a few laughs. My goal is to make it like an episode but I wasn't in the zone this week so that's why it's a little different, I just wanted to get it finished. Like and review are always welcome.