hey don't own naruto or high school dxd otherwise this would really happen
do you know what i miss while being asleep i miss the woman i met so long ago i miss my wife i miss the woman who made me happy again i miss the woman i married the one i bulit a house for i miss the one i had so many great times with my beautiful wife ophis uzumaki my names Naruto uzumaki and i married a dragon and i have only one regret i regret i won't be able to see her for a while i just love her so much well that and i won't have ramen for a long time ( hey guys it's me now let us bow our heads and prey for for our brotheren oh how long will you make him wait lord WHAT KIND OF GOOD GOD LEAVES A MAN WITHOUT RAMEN MUCH LESS NARUTO UZUAMKI ' even though i haven't tasted the stuff ' WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU TELL ME YOU SICK BASTRED TELL ME enjoy hehe )
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" what the hell is that? " said issei as he saw a bright light appear then disappear all that was left was a boy falling from the sky ophis's face drew a smile then everyone looked at her
" that would be my husband " ophis said as she flew up to see the boy while everyone stood there with wide eyes in shock that ophis was married
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Naruto woke up when he felt like he was falling he looked to his left to see ophis siting on his chest with a smile
" may i please know what year is it my beautiful wife? " Naruto said
" 2015 my beloved immortal husband join me down there when you feel like it " ophis said pointing to where everyone else was
" ok " Naruto said then ophis when'et back to where to the rock Naruto gained a grin then fliped him self his chest facing the ground then he sky dived down and crashing in to the ground a mile away from everyone else when the dust cleard up his head was in the ground he pulled it out everyone saw him next came shocked by the whisker marks on his cheaks Naruto started to walk to ophis and sat on the floor next to her
" the dragon of infinite is married? " rias said Naruto waved at them with his left hand to show his ring ophis made a black hole put her hand in it to pull out her ring and put it on her ring finger
" you got that right " Naruto said
" if i may ask where were you? " said vali
" um hibernating for my body to recover " Naruto said
" are you a monster? " issei asked
" no " Naruto said
" and while you were gone great red took our home " ophis said
" is that so well then hold up the frot for me will ya " Naruto said while getting up
" if i must " ophis said
Naruto started running every step he took the more he gaind speed then he when'et so fast that all you could see was a yellow flash of light soon that flash of light ran up a clif and when'et shooting up to the sky while the devils fallen angels and angels were shocked at how fast he had gone soon Naruto landed on the back of the great red put his fingers into a cross sign soon a clone appeard next to him the real Naruto out streched his hand soon the clone started spining his hands around the real ones hand there was a blue sphere in Naruto's hand the clone dispelld Naruto smashed his rasengan down on great red's back " RASENGAN! " the dragon roard in pain and started falling down to the ground the whole facton and chaos brige was wide eyed that Naruto beat the dragon of dreams so easly Naruto back fliped of off great reds back and fall back down to the ground and landed...his head in the ground again he once again pulled it out while ophis opend a portal to the dimensional gap Naruto walked to the portal waved to the facton and choas brige then enterd the portal
" you don't need to worry vali my husband didn't kill great red " and with that ophis vanshied into the portal
well thats chapter 1 done wait until next time bye