Sector: J-17
Quadrant: S_Mi-yamotariaaa
The camera comes on and shows Chris, the host, standing in the center of a large grayish-blue empty room, "Last Time on Total Drama!" The camera shows a montage of clips from the previous episode, "Sixty aliens from other planets were forced to join my reality game show for a grand prize: A single wish for anything their heart desires!" The screen switches to start showing characters arguing, "Apparently some teams have drama goin' on already. Sweet! How will these lucky competitors do in their first challenge? Stay tuned to find out on…"
_Total Drama_WORLDs At WAR
Episode 2 pt 1
-The Old and the Restless!-
~v~
A round image bounced onto the screen. It was green and it had a trophy on it. It then bounced back off as a camera comes on inside the large room of Team Screaming Victory. It scans the room showing the five bunk beds along the walls. The walls were green and the carpet was sky blue; the room was furnished with dressers, desks, portraits of various items, scenery and aliens. The camera then pans down from the ceiling to show Star Wolf's captain on a top bunk observing Bowser communicate with his sons.
"Okay you two! We have to make it to the final 3 or whatever. We have to win!" He huffed.
"Don't worry Papa! We're gonna be an awesome team! The three of us are gonna be unstoppable!" Junior said confident while Ludwig simply nodded with his arms crossed.
"Hey! I called that top-bunk Sonic!" Jet yelled noticing the hedgehog laying on it comfortably.
He opened one eye and smirked. "Are ya sure? I don't remember hearing you say anything about a bed."
The Hawk sneered, "Fine! Keep it! Make sure you get plenty of rest! Cause you'll need it when you compete against me!"
"Yeah." Sonic muttered as the green bird walked away.
Link came into the room and laid all his equipment on a bottom bunk of one of the beds. His bombs, arrows, boomerang etc. One of the bombs rolled off and fell to the floor. He sighed, reached down to grab it and was about to put it back when he saw something that didn't belong.
"WOW! This stuff is sooo cool!"
"HUH!" It was Marine that didn't belong. She sat on his bed looking through his equipment highly interested.
"Oooh! What's this! OH MY! SO NEAT! I've never seen something like this before!" The Hero of…something, put a hand to his face annoyed.
"Now enterin', the Great and Powerful, King DeDeDe!" yelled a loud and southern voice from the doorway. Everyone looked to see the large penguin walking in carrying his massive hammer. He ignored the glares and went straight to a bunk bed next to Bowser and tapped the top bed. "I hereby claim this bed! From this day forth, it shall be known as King DeDeDe's bunk of slumba'!"
~In the Confession Stall with King Bowser~
"What the shell! Who does this fat idiot think he is!"
Bowser growled, "Hey buddy! This bunk is mines! I already called the top and that's that!"
"HA! Do you know who I am! I am KING DeDeDe! I can take whatever I please!"
"HA HA! Do you know who I AM! I'm KING Bowser Koopa! As in you can't take a thing from me!"
"OH YEAH TURTLE-BOY!"
"YEEEEAAAH!"
They both got in each others faces growling viciously. Their eyes were locked in an intense mind struggle that neither were going to forfeit.
"How about you two just flip a coin for it?" Junior suggested causing DDD to smirk.
"I have better idea! How about someone here thinks of a number and we have to guess it! Whoever is closest gets the top bunk!" DDD put forth as Bowser nodded.
"I'm game!"
Bowser's youngest looked at them irritated, "And what was wrong with my idea?"
"Ludwig, find someone to think of a number!" Father Koopa ordered.
The brainy Koopaling narrowed his eyes and grumpily went over to Marine and Link who were two bunk-beds away. "One of you think of a number between one and ten."
The elf-like man shook his head, "Ahh, ugh…..ahhh…..aye." Ludwig raised one of his brows intrigued by Link's speech patterns.
~In the Confession Stall with Ludwig Von Koopaling~
"Hmm….it seems poor Link has a case of the Silent Protagonist Syndrome. Interesting. And to think, I thought Mario was the only one…Hm, I'm strangely feeling a bit generous. I suppose I'll teach that poor creature the 'English' language."
"Oooh! I got a number!" Marine shouted, "Wha'cha want me to do now!"
"Keep that number in your head and when I ask what it is, simply tell us. Got it?"
"Okie Dokey!"
The Koopa prince went back to the Kings and stood in the middle of them, "Are you ready? The number is between 1 and 10. Go."
… … ….
"I pick 7!"
"4!"
The Prince nodded and looked at Marine who was still messing with Link who was trying to get rid of her. "Marine! I need that number!"
She glanced at him dumbfounded, "What number?"
"What? Err…that number I told you to think of and tell me later!"
The girl looked down and began to think, "Um…OH YEAH! The number was 1,601,589!"
… … ….
~In the Confession Stall with Ludwig Von Koopa~
"Argh…it seems Marine the Raccoon has a case of Useless Idiot Side Character Syndrome…"
Ludwig shook his head, "Never mind."
Link walked over to them, "Ahhyaahh!" The blue-haired Koopa turned to see Link holding up 3 fingers.
"Three? This is you're number?"
The green hero nodded.
Bowser jumped in the air ecstatic, "I win! That top bunk is mines!" He started shaking his tail in the middle of the floor happily and Junior started dancing along with him with supreme style. The King of Top Bunks put a hand on Junior's head stopping him, "Yeah…No upstaging your dad."
King DeDeDe placed his hammer down and crawled onto his bed. "Fine. I guess this king will take the bottom! Hmmp!"
Ludwig smirked, "Okay, Link, mind coming with me? I need to teach you-"
"ATTENTION CAST MEMBERS! IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST CHALLENGE! TEAMS, KILLER JEWELS, SCREAMING WARRIORS AND KILLER PEACHES TO THE CHALLENGE ROOM! PRONTO!"
Jet was confused, "Just those teams? What about us?"
Everyone went to the doorway to see the first teams leaving out the wing headed to the Challenge room.
They then saw Yoshi coming towards them drunkenly with kiss marks all over his face. He had a huge grin on his face as he walked past them and fell onto a bed under Wolf's.
~In the Confession Stall with Birdo~
The pink dino sat on the toilet seat with her legs crossed, "That's right. I know how to rock my man's world." She winked seductively and blew a kiss at the screen.
~v~
A cam came on in the wide white and blue room focused on Chris. The extraterrestrial host stood in front of the groups smiling big. "Welcome everyone to the Challenge Room! It's time for the first challenge! Today, we'll be teleported to Mushroom Planet!" Residents of the world cheered, happy to be returning home.
~In the Confession Stall with Princess Peach~
"YAY! I'm going to get to see how my wonderful Kingdom is fairing without me!" she clapped her hands together joyfully. "With Toadsworth is in charge, the Kingdom should be in wonderful shape!... But I do hope he isn't letting the power go to his head…It's big enough as it is."
"One team at a time will have to be warped to Shroomopolis where they will assist an elderly person in a simple task. The Killer Jewels will go first!" A large glowing red circle appeared beside them, "Enter the teleporter guys!"
He watched as they all walked over to it and as soon as they touched it they vanished. "And now the other teams!" Two more teleporters appeared beside the others. They did as they were told and were taken away. Chris chuckled and followed them using his own personal teleporter.
~v~
The Killer Jewels appeared beside the busiest highway in the big bustling city. There were no people in sight having been blocked off, not allowed in the area. The cars driving up and down the highway were extras glad to be on T.V. The competitors in waiting, reappeared in less-than attractive restaurant with a clear view of the highway. Chris popped out of nowhere startling Coco. He smiled and stood beside the road as cars drove past.
A red circular symbol with a glaring one-eyed jewel appeared on the screen before spinning off. "Alright Killer Jewels! It's time to start this challenge! Meet you're elderly!" He motioned for everyone to look to their right. There they saw someone sitting on a bench. They watched to see the old person get to his feet and turn to them.
Donkey Kong gasped from inside the eatery, "OOOORGH!" Translated: "DAD?"
Cranky Kong spit something out of his mouth and walked over to them with his cane, "It's about time you good-for-nothing scoundrels got here! I thought I'd die of old age before we even started this stupid challenge!" He glared at each and every one of them and stopped in front Chris, "Let's get this over with! My stories start in an hour!"
"Wow, someone's cranky!" Rouge murmured.
Chris smirked, "Okay! Who's up?"
"First, what's the challenge?" Roy asked.
"I'll tell you when someone volunteers to go first!"
"Fine. I'll go first, now explain!" The Koopa prince said as he stood next to the Kong.
The host cleared his throat and spoke into the microphone, "The challenge is that every last one of you guys will have to take this old-timer across this busy street! And, try not to get hit…if you can heh heh!"
~In the Confession Stall with Coco Bandicoot~
She sat on the seat with her PC on her lab, "Is he serious! I swear this guy is on meds. If that was the first challenge, I can only hope the second isn't as dangerous.
"You ready pink dude!" The host asked as Roy nodded.
"Yeah! I'm ready!" He glanced at the old ape next to him, "Are YOU ready?"
Crank eyed him, "Little boy, I've been ready since before you were born!"
"WHATEVER! LET"S GO!" He grabbed the elderly character by the arm and ran into the next available spot in traffic. Cranky was half-dragged as he struggled to keep up with the youngn'.
"OUCH! OOF! SLOW DOWN!"
~In the Confession Stall with Roy Koopa~
"ARRGH! That old fart was slowing me down!" He yelled with his arm in a cast, "I wouldn't have gotten hit if it wasn't for him!"
They luckily made it to the median in the middle of the road. Roy waited for an opening and continued across hastily. He paused as a large semi drove in front of him, then ran forward as it left. He was almost at the end when Cranky snatched his arm out of Roy's grasp.
"I'm not moving another inch if you're going to drag me like I'm trash!"
"AH! Come on you wrinkly grave-headed ape!" He commanded as the grumpy Kong gasped.
"SUCH IMPUDENCE! I'm in shock at how rude you are! You're supposed to respect you're elders! Bad things happen to those who don't!" Cranky yelled as Roy snarled viciously.
"YEAH LIKE WHAT!"
The ape smirked and stepped back a bit, "I'm glad you asked."
CRASH!
"YEEAAAHHHH!" Roy screeched as a minivan drove right into him knocking him high into the air.
Cranky cackled seeing the Koopaling land deep into the trees. "That's what you get for being a rascal!" He laughed as he was teleported back to Chris's side.
The Host laughed as well, "That was very unfortunate for the pink dude. Anywho! He's out! NEXT!"
Cortex stepped forward immediately, "I suppose it's up to me! I'll bring home a victory!" He went to the old gorilla, "Let us embark on a short and perilous journey to the other side!"
"What?" Cranky looked at Cortex confounded.
"AND WE'RE OFF!" Together they went out into the highway. They swiftly ducked and dodged through the traffic. The evil scientist noticed a car headed for them at full speed. He smirked, spun around, pulled out his plasma gun and aimed it, "FIRE!" He shot at it and in effect, the vehicle was blasted into the air. "OH YEAH!"
~In the Confession Stall with N. Gin~
He tensed up grinning madly, "Cortex recently upgraded his plasma gun! He can't wait to show it to Crash! I can't wait either! HURRY CORTEX! I'm running outta patience and Marmalade!"
The two continued 'til they got to the median. Cortex waited and jumped in the road and fired at the semi-truck. It exploded into the air and collided into the cars in the other lanes. With a fist pump, he turned to the shocked ape, "Come along!" He turned back around looking odd and teleported himself to the other side of the now completely safe street.
~In the Confession Stall with Coco Bandicoot~
"Leave it to Cortex to destroy a highway." She paused, "But, he did win the challenge. Good work you big-headed weirdo!"
Cranky made it over to Cortex who was busy doing some sort of Russian dance. The old Kong smirked as he was warped over to the other side. Chris yelled for Cortex to hear, "Yo doc! Stay over there, the winners will be right over…if they can make it that is!" The scientist nodded and Chris turned to the main camera, "That's one win for the Killer Jewels! When we come back after this break, the roads are sure to be re-filled with dangerous people-hatin'-traffic! So don't touch that remote!"
~v~
The camera turned back on and showed the celestial host standing in front of the speeding traffic. He smiled handsomely and started, "Welcome back audience! I bet you're wonderin' who's next! Well let's see!"
Rouge walked over to the celebrity, "Sign me up."
"Alright! We've got our next victim! Rouge the Bat!" She stood next to the old ape who could only stare at her breasts.
She rolled her eyes, "Really? We're about to go into a busy street, please focus-"
"Shut up woman, I'm busy!" He snapped without looking away, "Are those real by any chance? Let me feel!"
"Okay! Rouge and Cranky! You two ready!" Rouge nodded and slapped away Cranky's hand as he reached for her overwhelming chest, "Then go!"
Rouge and her accomplice set off into the roads stopping for cars and continuing keeping safe of the cars. Unfortunately one was coming right at them while another was blocking their path. The sexy bat narrowed her eyes and got in her fighting stance. She cried out and swung her booted leg into the car as hard as she could.
~In the Confession Stall with Jessie of Team Rocket~
"Talk about style and flair. That girl's got it all, beauty, sex appeal AND a fabulous pair of fighting bo-"
"Jessie!"
The black-garbed criminal looked up and grinned seeing a familiar face. "It's about time..."
~In the Confession Stall with Dr. Robotnik~
"And that's one of the reasons why I always ally myself with Rouge."
~In the Confession Stall with Neo Cortex~
Begins to think while sitting on the sink, "That bat creature is mighty powerful…perhaps she may be perfect for taking down Crash Bandicoot…Also, and I can possibly make a new batch of Evolvo-ray creations with her as inspiration? SO much information! These beings from Mobius may have the solution to all my problems!"
The car flipped into the air high allowing Rouge and Cranky to continue. It landed in the trees with an incredible explosion emitting a shrill scream. She smirked and grabbed the amazed monkey's arm as they half-walked-half-ran to middle of traffic called the median. They waited and took off into the next part. Carefully they snaked around the cars and at last made it to the other side.
~In the Confession Stall with Rouge the Bat~
She sat on the sink while crossing her legs, "Too easy. Though, without the ape I could have simply flown over the cars." She then started putting more makeup on, "A Girl's gotta stay made-up."
"CONGRATULATIONS ROUGE! Stay over there with Cortex 'til the end of the challenge!" Chris instructed as she nodded. Neo smirked and walked up to her.
"Wonderful performance that was! I would just love to have you over one day, here's my card…" He handed her a piece of paper. On it was the doctor's massive head and a small drawing of him strangling Crash on one side, and another sketch of him about to flatten him with a massive hammer. It said 'Dr. Neo P. Cortex, Evil Mastermind and Scientific Creator.' His number was on the bottom. "There's sure to be a great reward for your services…I'll be in touch…" He grinned and walked away causing her to purse her lips and look at the others on the opposite street.
Cranky reappeared next to the 'face' of the show looking at the rest of the gang. The host pointed at them, "Who's next!"
Ashley stepped forward looking majorly bored, "Let's get this over with." She stood next to Cranky Kong, "You ready to die?" The Kong's eyes widened hearing her.
"You two ready! Traffic is back up and running, again. So….GO!"
Ashley didn't even move. She just glared at the cars zipping back and forth on the roads.
"Yo! Kid, you might wanna go! This program is only an hour long! Well, technically 44 minutes and such." He told her. She still just stood there with her eyes focused on the darting cars.
Suddenly she began to float into the air. Everyone gasped seeing little demon-like creatures appear out of nowhere and began to swirl around her cackling. Ashley grinned and pointed at the traffic; they immediately shot from around her and flew into the ground underneath the cars. As a result, the road began to shake and tremble.
"WHOA! What's happening!" Silver asked as the restaurant trembled.
Crash was running around freaking out and Fox was busy trying to keep the soup he ordered from spilling all over the wooden table. "EARTHQUAKE!" Iggy screamed running amok before getting tripped by Ganondorf. The dark wizard chuckled and Shadow smirked with pleasure.
WaLuigi looked out the window with the teams inside and watched as the ground started to split open. His eyes were huge seeing the red hole open up in the middle of the road. Cars struggled to keep from driving right off into the fiery pit. They all screeched to a stop though some inevitably tumbled right off while screaming.
~In the Confession Stall with WaLuigi~
The skinny villain jumped in front of the sink excited, "That girl was freakin' amazin'! I still can't believe what I saw! I mean the ground split up!" He sighed and leaned on the sink, "Wow…If-a only she was just a bit older…"
~In the Confession Stall with Ashley~
She faced the camera grinning, "My birthday was just last week. I'm now sixteen years old. I learned from Red, that the older I become, the more powerful I will be. Therefore, If I were to…I don't know, age myself…heh, I'll be incredibly powerful…Hmm..."
Ashley floated back to the ground seeing the task was complete. Two of the bat creatures flew around her and latched on to the sleeves of her outstretched arms. They then lifted her up and started carrying her across the pit. She glanced down at the astonished and freaked old Kong, "Take him across as well." More red creatures swooped down and swirled around him. He was so afraid of falling that he was petrified. He was as still as a log as they took him across.
Rouge watched as the two were put down right by her and Cortex. The scientist was grinning madly. He stood next to her and held out his hand, "Greetings little child. I was highly impressed by whatever you just did and I wanted to hand you my card." She glared at him and took the card. "I just want you to know I'd like to hire you for…a little…assassination task. Nothing too big. Just think about it…" He chuckled and slinked away.
~In the Confession Stall with Neo Cortex~
The Camera showed him laughing silently as he emptied his bowels, "I think this is definitely gonna be my….aaaugh…ticket…uaaajkhh….aeeiohhhhh…" He smiled relieved and continued, "Like I was saying, this may be my ticket to eliminating Crash and the rest of those Bandicoots for good. With her and Rouge the Vair Sexy Bat on my team, nothing will stand in my way of taking over the World!" He finished by laughing manically while flushing the toilet. "Ooooh! I just love the feeling of the suction on my-"
The alien host looked at the damage done to the road, "Well, this sux! How the heck am I supposed to finish this challenge!"
Ashley smirked, "Leave that to me..." She raised her hand to the sky and pointed at the pit. Instantly the winged-monsters flew out and the ground started to reseal itself. It snapped shut in less than five seconds. The traffic slowly started back up afraid of another dramatic attack. The host gave her a thumbs-up.
"AWESOME! Perfect! Not only did you pass the challenge, you did it in a scary way and finished it off superbly! PERFECT!" She nodded with her eyes closed. He turned around to face the others, "ALRIGHT! Who's next! Coco! You up!"
The blond bandicoot shook her head, "I'm sorry, but by my calculations, I don't have a chance making it through this challenge. I have no super strength, magic, weapons or anything to stop these cars from hitting me or Mr. Cranky Kong. I'd rather not risk a major injury to myself nor Mr. Kong." She turned to the elderly monkey, "I respect my elders and I'd rather not be the one to harm you indirectly." She put a hand to her chest, "I'm here for you…" She said softly.
Cranky smiled at her and nodded, "Completely understandable! I'm actually surprised that there are some nice respectable youngns' out there who give a crap about there elders!" He said with a side glare at Roy who finally came out the trees. He was standing on the winners' side with bumps and bruises on his baked body.
He yelled over to them, "Yeah! Thanks for comin' ta look for meh!" He screamed sarcastically, "I'm fine by the way! JUST A FEW CUTS AND BRUISES! AND MAYBE A BROKEN ARM! I WAS ONLY CAUGHT IN A MASSIVE FREAK-EXPLOSION!"
"Yo! Pink dude! That's the Winners' side! See where I'm standin'? THIS, is where you belong! So get over here! Where you belong!" Chris yelled back.
Roy snarled and looked both ways making sure the traffic was long from near him. He took a deep breath and walked out onto the road. Immediately cars came out of nowhere. He screamed as they ran him over. The onlookers flinched as if they felt the pain. The traffic slowed to a stop and the dust cleared to show that Roy Koopa was completely unharmed. He was standing right in-between the lines of cars that sped through. The alien frowned, "Well…that's lame!"
The Koopaling exhaled with a smile and stepped forward…and that's when a semi-truck suddenly dropped from the sky and crushed him. "OOOOH!…" The crowd exclaimed as they watched as it drove off him following traffic.
~In the Confession Stall with Charmy the Bee~
"Good thing my team isn't doing that challenge!"
~In the Confession Stall with Larry Koopa~
"Poor Roy. I doubt he's gonna recover anytime soon from those wounds. Well, too bad!"
"Medic!" Chris yelled as two interns appeared and ran over to the Bully Koopa. They got out a shovel and scrapped him off the road. He moaned in agony as they dropped him on a stretcher and carted him off. "Okay! WE need to hurry this along! Wendy! Your go!" He pointed at her with a grin.
She crossed her arms and turned her head sideways looking at him using one eye, "Absolutely not! I saw what happened to Roy. There's no way I'm going to put my life in danger just for an old banana-sucking ape! I've got better things to do!"
The host shrugged, "Fine, you're funeral!" She glanced at him confused. He looked to Mona and she held up her hand.
"Sorry, normally, yeah I'd be all over this challenge! But not this time, I'm nauseous for some reason…I feel like I'm coming up with a fever or something. Sorry."
"Oh well! Better hope your refusing to play doesn't cause you're team to go to the Elimination ceremony!"
She looked down.
~In the Confession Stall with Mona~
"Man…I wasn't going to say on T.V. that I was on my…that special time of the month! I have my rep ya know! I hope the girls on my team will understand…"
"We'll go!" They looked to see the Ice-Climbers volunteering. Chris turned to them.
"Sure! Go ahead! Show us what the north's taught ya!"
They bounced over to their charge and stood by his side. "Here! We're going to hook this to your vest!" Popo quickly grabbed a special cord from his coat and hoot it to the Kong's outfit. He then tied it to himself and Nana did the same to herself.
Cranky was befuddled, "What's all this about! What does this look like? The mountains?"
Nana smiled, "It's about to be!" They faced forward with Popo behind his wife, "You ready hon?"
"Yep! You ready Cranky!"
"HECK NO!"
"TOO BAD! CAUSE HERE WE GO!" Popo grabbed Nana and threw her into the air high. She landed on a fast moving truck and quickly snatched up her husband who in turn did the same to Cranky. Without missing a single beat Nana jumped to another car and another as Popo bounced after her. Their elderly friend however was unfortunately being dragged like a rag doll. He slammed into a car windshield and then the side of a bus as he was snatched from car to car.
Chris was amazed, "WOW! Look at them go! Belaying in some weird unexplainable way across the cars! This is unheard! Absolutely unheard of! INFACT! I'm sure it isn't even possible!" He watched astounded as they safely made it to the other side. They unhooked Cranky from the lovers. They slapped a high five and looked to see Cranky seeing miniature Popos and Nanas hopping around his head. They shrugged and began hopping up and down expressing their victory.
~In the Confession Stall with Ice-Climbers (together) ~
Popo smirked, "That challenge wasn't so tough! I thought it was a breeze!" Nana nodded.
"We are the best team ever!" She shouted giggling.
The Host with the most chuckled and turned to see Nega Robotnik looking down on him, "Allow me to go next! It's time to outshine my competition."
Dr. Robotnik snickered. "The only way you could do that is by-"
Nega Robotnik cut him off, "ANYWAYS! Let us get this underway."
Cranky Kong was teleported back to Chris's side. He shook his head and glanced at the strange doctor, "Please tell me…I'm not going to be damaged any further…My brittle old bones can't take all this craziness!"
"Aha ha ha haaa…no worry my hairy friend. I'm going to take us there safe and sound I can assure you that!" He relaxed himself and smiled. He then stood on the edge of the road seeing the cars pass by. He then reached into his back pocket and randomly pulled out a giant Rocket Launcher. Everyone yelped surprised as he immediately started firing missiles everywhere. They struck vehicles and blew them up at once. Explosions and fire was everywhere as the madman laughed psychotically.
~In the Confession Stall with Nega Robotnik~
"I may have over done…the laugh…just a bit."
~In the Confession Stall with Donkey Kong~
"OOORGH! OOOHAH!"
Translated: "TALK ABOUT CRAZY! THAT GUY'S BANNANAS!"
With the road completely cleared of motion, other then the fires coming from the wreckage littering the road; Nega smirked and put his launcher away, "Now." He started walking calmly to the Winners' side followed by the dumbfounded Kong.
Chris looked at the destroyed road. He smiled weakly, "Umm, impressive…!…good thing there's only one of you left…yeah…Well, the cars are all destroyed and the extras driving them? Yeah…not gonna even say anything…You're up Egg-dude?"
Dr. Robotnik smirked, "Impressive it was, but I've got this one in the bag! Check it!" He pressed a button on his remote and the sound of an engine started up. They all looked up to see the bald man's Egg-mobile coming for them. "Behold, my mightily adjustable, Egg-Mobile! Fits all sizes and has cup-holders!" It rested in front of them and he jumped inside of it. "Come on Cranky!" He yelled as the old ape was teleported back to the host from outside space.
"Finally. A completely safe and maybe relaxing ride to the other side…" The monkey smiled and climbed into it.
"Next stop. The other side!" The aircraft floated up high over the traffic high. Eggman hooted with laughter as if her were an owl. "OH THIS IS INGENIOUS! I called it here just for this occasion! I knew it would come in handy!" He was going to say something else when he was suddenly hit in the face by a bird. He rubbed his head and opened his mouth to speak when another one struck him. He looked to see that they were flying in a flock of them. They angrily started cawing and began to attack them.
"Uh oh! Looks like Mr. Egg-head is in some trouble!" The show's host hollered as the scientist tried to slap at them. Unfortunately he hit something important in the hovercraft. He gasped as it began to spark and shake.
"AH! I must have accidentally hit the Self-Destruct button!"
Cranky looked at him incredulously, "You seriously built this contraption with a self-destruct button! What is wrong with you people!" D8
….
BOOOOM!
"EEEYYYAAHHHH!" They screamed as they fell to the ground in a CRASH!
"OW! That must've hurt! I guess Eggman lost this round!" The screen showed them plastered to the road not on the Winners' side.
Cortex then noticed something. He ran to them and got a closer look, "Wait a second! Dr. Robotnik's did it! He's technically made it to the side of victory!"
A cameraman appeared from nowhere and zoomed on them to show Eggman's sprawled leg touching the grass and Cranky's beard also curled around a blade of grass. He looked at Chris and nodded.
"WELL I'LL BE A XYNORCT'S(?) UNCLE! They've done it folks! The Challenge is FINALLY over for the Killer Jewels!" The winners began cheering with happiness, "Yep! They have six victories and four looosers! Heh, you guys better hope the other teams slack off in their challenge!"
He then turned back to the main camera, "Alright audience! One team is done with their challenge! Now it's time to move on to the next! When we come back, the Screaming Warriors will be working on their challenge! Get ready for a clash of weirdos on Total…Drama….WORLDs At War!"
~v~
- Disclaimer: I do not own anything except the comedy and script in a way.
I hope you guys liked part one of the second chapter! The rest will be uploaded soon! Its pretty long lol Make sure you tell me which team members you like the most so far! Oh and…
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Thanks! Now enjoy my other story that's just as funny if not funnier: 'House of Koopa'! I promise you'll love it! At least it will be if your into goofy, crazy, mutant turtles :P
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By: JLT