Squalo glares at Hibari almost non-stop the following morning, pissed at what had happened the night before. He was also very pissed that Hibari acted as if nothing happened. Hibari seemed almost downright confused at why Squalo was so furious with him. Glaring at him, he growls, "If you have something to say, just say it stupid shark."

"VOOOOIIII! WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?" Squalo yells at the top of his lungs.

Hibari's eye twitches from Squalo's shouting and he pulls out his tonfas, "Shut up….or I'll bite you to death."

"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!" Squalo's eye brows furrow down in both anger and frustration.

"Shut up."

Squalo and Hibari both freeze at the sound of Xanxus' angry voice. Xanxus walks over to his throne like chair and sits down, glaring at them both. Hibari was the first to move, making Squalo almost hiss at him to stay still. Hibari, as usual, doesn't care and walks away and out of the large room, leaving Xanxus alone with Squalo. Squalo fills a cup with wine for Xanxus and hands it to him, "You're up early…"

Xanxus glares at Squalo, holding Squalo in his place, unable to take his eyes off of his boss, "What the hell was that all about huh?" Xanxus' hand grazes Squalo's as he takes the glass from him; the light touch sends a pleasing shock up Squalo's arm.
"I don't know what you're talking about Boss…."

"DON'T LIE TO BE TRASH." Xanxus throws his glass at Squalo, "Tell me the fucking truth."

Squalo grits his teeth and mumbles, but Xanxus couldn't hear him.

"SPEAK UP!"

"I DON'T LIKE THAT HE'S SO CLOSE TO YOU!" Squalo yells. When he realizes what he says, he slaps his hand over his mouth and turns away to hide his blush.

"…is that it?"

"….yeah…."

Xanxus gets up and walks away, "Pathetic…."

"…..VOOOIII! I AM NOT PATHETIC!" Squalo bellows, half way following Xanxus before realizing that he shouldn't.

"There is a pile of work that needs to be done, get it done." Xanxus mumbles just loud enough for Squalo to hear him.

"VOI! WHY SHOULD I?" Xanxus walks away from him without listening while Lussuria, Belphegor, Fran and Leviathan stroll in, "VOI! DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!" Squalo starts to move towards Xanxus but Lussuria stops him, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"Oh my~ Why are you so mad already Squalo?" Lussuria questions in his usual singsong voice. Lussuria pushes Squalo back into the room, angering the long silver haired commander even further.

"VOI! GET OUT OF MY WAY LUSSURIA!"

"Oh my~~ Why are you getting so angry for~?"

"Why you-"

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Lussuria, stubborn as always, didn't get out of Squalo's way so Xanxus was free to go into Hibari's room without a follower. He opens the door as silent as possible, only to be noticed right away. Hibari's dark eyes were like cat eyes, staring at him in the dark room. Hibari didn't open his thick crimson curtains, Xanxus took a mental note that Hibari liked to be in dark, quiet places by himself, in silent solitude. The older man walks over to where Hibari was sitting, the younger male was glaring at him. Hibari growls at Xanxus, "What do you want? I don't want that long haired commander guy to come bothering me because he's jealous."

Xanxus gently strokes Hibari's cheek, the light touch surprises him even as the flame of desire spreads into his cold body, Xanxus' coarse voice seems to caress his body, sending shivers down his spine, "Are you jealous of him as well?"

Hibari narrows his eyes, "Why should I be?"

"He might love me….aren't you worried that he'll take me away?"

Hibari twitches slightly and looks away annoyed, "Why should I care?"

Xanxus frowns, "Stubborn aren't you?" Xanxus grabs a fistful of Hibari's jet black hair and forces Hibari's head up and facing him, "That pisses me off…."

Hibari flinches slightly and glares at Xanxus, "I don't care if it pisses you off…."

"Hmph." Xanxus bites deeply into Hibari's neck, drawing blood.

"Ngh…" Hibari closes his eyes against the pain and stiffens up against the thirty-four year old. He was trying to give into his emotions but he lets out a soft, barely audible whimper of pleasure. Of course the older male heard the twenty six year olds emotional wall cracking once again. Xanxus didn't bother holding back on his desires for the younger male. He licks the blood from Hibari's pale neck, drawing a soft, louder whimper this time. He licks slower this time, making a blush creep over Hibari's pale face, despite Hibari's best efforts of stopping it. Hibari glares at Xanxus, the blush threatening to deepen in color, "Jerk….."

Xanxus chuckles softly and smirks, "Tell me something that I don't know." He nips Hibari's ear and nibbles it, forcing the cloud guardian to give into his feelings."

"Ngh…." Hibari's hands grip Xanxus' shoulder's tightly, wrinkling the white shirt further. He grits his teeth in attempt to control the noises he made as well as control his emotions that threatened to spill out. Xanxus smirks, noticing the slight change in Hibari and unbuckles Hibari's belt, getting a strong, Uke-like reaction from him, "N…no! D…Don't-!"

Xanxus already unzipped the pants and his hands were already groping Hibari's hard dick, cutting off Hibari's protest. Xanxus is surprised at how hard Hibari already was and chuckles, almost purring, "You're new at this huh?"

Hibari blushes deeply and glares, "No, I'm Twenty-six, I just—" Xanxus smirks as he lightly brushes the tip of Hibari's hard member, "Ah….nghh…..s..stop that."

"Oh? You seem to be enjoying yourself very much though." Xanxus slowly licks Hibari's soft neck, his fist still holding Hibari's silky hair. He felt his own hard penis pressing against his pants as he felt Hibari's twitch in his hand. He reaches down to unzip his own pants with his free hand, but Hibari's hands got to it before he could.

Hibari pulls his head free from Xanxus' grip and wraps his own hands around the Varia boss' thick cock, purring softly when he feels how hard it was, "You're so hard already too…."

Xanxus groans softly as Hibari squeezes it slightly and pushes Hibari, making him lie down on the bed before getting on top of him, "That's it you little bird…" Xanxus pulls down Hibari's pant while Hibari pulls down Xanxus'. Just as Xanxus shoves it into Hibari, the Varia barges into the room, Squalo is yelling as always.
"VOI! WE HAVE A MISSION—"

"Oh my~~" Lussuria says with a smile, "What do we have here?"

Hibari pushes Xanxus away and Xanxus throws the blanket on Hibari, not wanted anyone to see how Hibari looked like with a blush. Xanxus glares at his subordinates, "Have you not heard of knocking?"

"Bossu~~ so you are a pedophile~~" Fran says, not reading the mood of the situation as always.

"….VOOII! WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT A TIME LIKE THIS?" Squalo yells as if Fran's comment broke him from some kind of spell.

"What does it look like I'm doing?" Xanxus glances at Hibari who is glaring at him, a slight blush still on the cloud guardian's face. He places his hand at Hibari's crotch, making the young male stiffen up at his touch. Xanxus smirks, satisfied that they were both still hard despite his stupid subordinates.

"Boss! If you felt the need to have sex, I would have gladly offered my body to you!" Levi a than says with a mix of feelings, "I would be more willing than that Vongola brat." Xanxus glares at Levi when he calls Hibari a name he felt insulting, making the Varia Lightning Guardian stumble back slightly.

"VOI! NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT SEX! WE HAVE A MISSION TO COMPLETE!" Squalo bellows, waving sheets of papers that were their given missions.

"Ushishishi~ You can do them all yourself right? All this talk about sex is making me want some." Belphegor grins, turning to Fran.

"Sempai~~ you're embarrassing me~~" Fran complains.

"Ushishi~ you know you like it~" Belphegor puts his arm around Fran and starts to lead him towards their room.

"VOI!" Squalo yells at the younger couple, "YOU GUYS NEED TO DO THE MISSIONS AS WELL!"

"Don't want to…" Belphegor frowns at his commander.

"YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!"

"I'm a Prince, I don't have to listen to you."

"Sempai~~ I think Squalo is jealous~~" Fran smiles at Belphegor.

"Ushishishi~ it seems like he is~~"

Squalo blushes slightly and screams, "VOOOOOOIIIIIIII! WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS FOR?"

Xanxus pulls the blanket over him and Hibari before kissing him deeply. Levi was first to notice, "Boss! Why don't you ever treat ME like that?" He cries.

"Oh my~~ it's getting steamy in here~~" Lussuria squeals almost like a fangirl and starts to get e everyone out of the room, "Come on everyone~ Let boss and Hibari have some privacy~"

"WHAT? NO!" Squalo protests, even as Lussuria pulls him away.

"Sempai~ let's go a mission quickly and then come back. That way the girly commander can't complain." Fran suggests to Belphegor.

"Ushishi~ let's hurry then~" Belphegor grins and gently pats Fran's giant frog hat.

Squalo, not at all happy with what was going on, yells at Lussuria, "Lussuria! You're the only one that our idiot boss isn't mad at that would talk to him. Make him leave that Vongola brat alone, their closeness is annoying and it's only going to hurt boss when Hibari has to go back."

"My my~ Is this a love triangle that I sense?" Lussuria smiles, seemly happy with how things are going because of his singsong voice.

"Shut up, will you do it for me or not?"

"Mmmm, I'll talk to him about it because you are being so cute in your jealousy~~"

"I'M NOT JEALOUS!" Squalo objects and blushes.

"Sure sure, whatever you want to say~~"

"Just talk to him about it….."

"Yes yes~~ I will~~"


Bleh, I wimped out on the sex scene AGAIN. -corners with knife and slashes at self- I hope this is better than the first one though? I'm trying, I really am. This is just so...embarassing to type out and upload when I know that people are going to read it TT~TT I'm sorry. I'll try to do better next time! I just need more practice? . Just...it'll get better! Promise! Though...I'm pretty sure not much people read this crack pairing. Thanks to those that read it! It's easier to write this without thinking about my friend, sadly. Oh well. Thanks again for reading this. If you want me to continue it, tell me? I just want to be sure that people actually read this and like it...it would really give me the boost that I need. Thanks once again~