Disclaimer:I do not own Grown Ups.

Charlotte's POV

Damn,3 years can change a boy.

For one,his curly hair had straightened out, and was slicked back. He dressed more appropriately for a kid(skinny jeans,shorts,and t-shirts) and had(if possible) MORE freckles spread over his forehead. He had never REALLY had a 'thing' with Donna. YES!

I know it's mean for me to wish them apart, but he's really nice,and,cute,and freckly...It's not MY fault! Blame Uncle Lenny & Auntie Roxie,birth,sex,those warm,welcoming,pink lips and brown eyes...HORMONES!BLAME HORMONES!

I plugged in my iPod to the socket by me and smiled at him.

"What?" He asked, a smile spreading across his soon-to-be perfectly tanned face.

"Nothing,nothing. How's Becky?"

"A genius,actually. Proven smartest kid IN THE WORLD."

"Wow. She's only,like,10,though..."

"I know. It pains me deeply that a 10-year-old is correcting MY homework."

"Speaking of homework, high school was weird and difficult. The A+'s just wouldn't budge..."

"A+'s! I just barely stayed on a C average." I laughed at his high school failures as I claimed first shower with my pajamas and towel.

"I know right. All the teachers are meaner. Which means Cruella DE Veil-otherwise known as my eighth grade teacher- cowers in fear at the Math teacher. And the homework. Gym EVERYDAY! I HATE IT!"

"Lunch is so late on my schedule. Growing boys should eat lunch before everyone else."

"Well,that can't possibly happen at MY school, because the jocks must ABSOULOTLY sit by the cheerleaders. So everyone else's schedule revolves around theirs..."

"I'm a jock in football. At our school, everyone's on the same status level, because they all believe we're better than one another."

"I KNOW,RIGHT?" A familiar almost country voice said from the doorway.

"Hi,Don. I missed you! You're so tall!" I stopped talking for a second and thought about the words that had just left my lips. "God,I sound like a grandmother..."

"The kind at family reunions who have the pinch-people's-cheeks disease?" Becky interjected from behind Keithie's body. How did she...Doesn't matter. I picked her up from Drew's gentle-but firm- hold and rested her on my hip. Like mother's do to toddlers, even though Becky was only 4 years younger than me. "How are you,Genius?"

"Ah, you heard. Is it okay?"

"What? To be a genius? I would rather have a genius little sister than have an idiotic little brother." As if to prove Donna's point,her little brother ran past with a plastic plate tied around his arm, a cape around his neck. "Captain America phase."

"Um,hi?Are you busy,should I come back later..?" Becky trailed off with a smile.

"No,let's walk and talk, Beck." He draped his arm around Becky as she turned around waved goodbye.

"He's not s rapist is he?"Aw, he was protecting his little sister,how ADORABLE.

"Would it matter?' I said suddenly,thinking deeply. "If she's a genius, then doesn't she know some type of ancient defense techniques. I smiled as soon as Drew did.

"Suppose so..."

We went outside for a while,where we learned that Donna was WORLDS champ, and had lost all of her flab by doing gymnastics. I learned that Drew was the only freshman EVER to be quarterback. And everyone learned that I went to a performing arts school, the same on Nikki Minaj went to.

"That's so cool."

"Yeah, and there's like a hall of fame and everything. Nikki Minaj is there. There's one saved for our graduating class, and I really hope I'm in there."

"We're awesome,man. But I'm awesomer than both of you." Keithie said,smiling.

"DINNER DIPWAD!" Becky yelled from an unknown location.

"Mmm...Food." Donna said randomly, running towards the house. She hit the porch ground and passed out. "Veggie." Me and Keith sniffed the air, and almost passed out. Luckily, we weren't as serious as Donna was about her food.

"Veggie." There were two thuds next to us and I made out another smell. HAMBURGERS! I sprinted away from the horrible smell rafting from the kitchen and towards the grill. "Three cheeseburgers. Ketchup, Tomato,Lettuce,Mustard,and Pickles on all of them." I told my Uncle Lenny, and was handed the order along with some fries. "Thank you,kind sir."

I ran back towards the passed out kids and placed full hamburger in front of Donna and handed one to Drew, which woke Donna instantly. I split the last one in half and put it on Bean's Captain American 'shield' along with half the fries. Everyone was alive and well and looking at Uncle Rob with disgust.

"You evil NAZIIIII!" Bean kicked him in the shin and in the...wellllll...

"Nice." My mom said, chomping on a hamburger and handing Cherry one.

Cherry is my 3-year-old little sister. My mother had to be rushed to the hospital from the airport, that's how early it happened. Although Cherry was about a month premature, she turned out fine.

"Oh My God, is that your little sister?" Donna ran over to Cherry and picked her up. "You are SO adorable. WHY DOES EVERYONE ELSE GET ADORABLE PEOPLE. ALL I GOT IS GODDAMNED 'CAPTAIN AMERICA' OVER THERE!" She called gesturing towards her little brother. I laughed with Keithie.

"They aren't that adorable when they start ruining your stuff." I said, grabbing a burger and accidentally flicking it in Keithie's face.

"Ow."He said as the burger slid down his handsome face.

"Sowy." I said quickly, looking down like I had seen Cherry do so many times.

"It's fine." He was laughing at my apology.

8 HOURS LATER

The older kids and me were all sitting on the couch, watching TV.

"Time for bed!" Uncle Eric called, slinging me over his shoulder.

"Hey mannnnnnn." I whined all the way to the top bunk.

"Big day tomorrow." He patted my back too hard.

"CHILD ABUSE! AND YOU AREN'T EVEN MY MOM!" The lights were switched off and Keithie and the rest were gradually carried up. In the midst of our complaining, my lovely mother screamed a very gentle. "SHUT UP, TURDS."

"Yes Mommy." I said, laying down, which created laughs. "Shh...or else..." My mom burst in with smoke coming out of her ears.

"SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" She yelled before she stormed out. There was Becky's occasional giggles, but it was pretty silent. I went to sleep with new straight hair and freckles as my lullaby. Oh, and Bean's ugly snoring.

~Epic Queen Of Hearts~