How To Live With The Sevilles
Chapter 2 – Minecraft, Twilight, Dragon Ball and The Crooked Man.
Welcome to the chapter 2 of "How To Live With The Sevilles". If you are reading this you probably liked the first chapter! ... Or maybe not. Well, I'm still glad you are reading! Sorry this one is so short! The next one will be longer! ( The more you review the faster I will upload new chapters! )
I am a little disappointed though. Nobody reviewed the first chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks or The Chipettes. They belong to Ross Bagdasarian Jr. and Janice Karman. I only own Lucas the Chipmunk and The Lovecasts ( You will meet them in the next chapter! ) If I would own them I would be the happiest fanboy in the world.
RULE No. 21 – If Alvin, Simon and Theodore think you 'have done something' with their counterparts, run! ... Or beat them up!
Alvin: Ouch!
Simon: Argh!
Theodore: The pain!
The Chipettes: What happened here?!
Lucas: It was just self defense! Besides, they mentioned THAT...
Brittany: You mean...
Jeanette: That day...
Eleanor: They locked you in the house with us?
Lucas: Yup.
Alvin: I knew something was up!
Simon&Theodore: We will get you Lucas!
Lucas: Hahaha, you can try...
Ki: * Thinking... * What the hell happened back then?
RULE No. 22 – Theodore is banned from playing Minecraft at night.
Theodore: Why?
Alvin: You scream when you hear creepers.
Theodore: I'M NOT!
Lucas: * Plays creeper sounds. *
Theodore: MOMMY!
Alvin: Told you bro...
RULE No. 23 – No scaring Theodore... unless you are Alvin.
Alvin: You are my baby bro Theo!
Theodore: Thanks Alvin!
Alvin: * Plays the sound of ghasts. *
Theodore: DADDY!
Lucas: Well, ghast's sounds are a little creepy...
RULE No. 24 – Back on the subject of Lucas' katana. Don't ask why he always has it with him when he is about to cut something... or someone.
Lucas: I told you it has awesome powers.
Alvin: But how does it do that?
Lucas: You mean that? * In a flash, he is holding his katana's blade right by Alvin's forehead. *
Alvin: Oh my... * Faints. *
Ki: Wow.
Lucas: Coward.
RULE No. 25 – Jeanette, don't read Twilight at night!
Alvin: We don't want to hear you crying and not letting us sleep!
Jeanette: I don't read Twilight at night.
Lucas: Then, WHO?
Simon: ...
Lucas: Wow.
Ki: Agreed.
RULE No. 26 – Simon, Twilight is banned for you, forever!
Simon: Oh, come on! I was at the part when Edward...
Alvin: We don't read that crappy stuff!
Lucas ... Talk for yourself.
Alvin: * O-O *
Everyone: You read Twilight?
Lucas: So? You got a PROBLEM with that?
Everyone: No.
Lucas: Much better.
RULE No. 27 – LUCAS, WHY THE HELL DO YOU READ 'Twilight' ? It's banned for you too now!
Lucas: No way! I have to finish the last book!
Alvin: Gimme that!
Lucas: GRRRR! * His katana appears in his paw. *
Alvin: Okay, I'm sorry!
RULE No. 28 – Paintball INSIDE the house is banned!
Alvin: But it's fun!
Lucas: Fun until you hit Brittany!
Brittany: ALVIN!
RULE No. 29 – Nerf guns are also banned.
Me: No comment!
Alvin: I like paintball more, though.
Lucas: Yeah!
RULE No. 30 - ... Water guns are ALSO banned!
Lucas: It takes years to dry yourself!
Simon: But you never get hit!
Lucas: Because I'm a ninja!
Toby: I'm a ninja too!
Lucas: Nope. You are anything but ninja.
RULE No. 31 – Glue guns? SERIOUSLY?
Lucas: Hey, you sprayed the glue all over the house! It doesn't mean I got hit!
Alvin: Yeah, yeah, YEAH! YOU OWE ME 5$!
Everyone: We are ba- WHAT THE MUNK HAPPENED HERE?!
Lucas: Alvin did it!
RULE No. 32 – WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THIS WEAPONRY!?
Alvin: Simon breaks into secret military computers. Then they drop the stuff outside the house.
Dave: * Chokes on air. * WHAT?!
Simon: I need parts for my inventions!
Toby: Can I borrow that AK 47 from the kitchen?
Simon: Sure thing.
Toby: YAY! EARLY CHRISTMAS!
Simon: It has no bullets. Toby is an idiot.
RULE No. 33 – Simon, no more inventions!
Simon: * Cries too much to even try to say anything. *
Alvin: It's so sad.
Jeanette: He lost his purpose in life.
Lucas: I can't look at him.
Dave: He will drown the house!
RULE No. 34 – Okay... Simon, just don't make anything dangerous!
Simon: Okay... * Evil genius' laughter. *
Jeanette: We will be okay...
Lucas: Of course... not.
Alvin: I agree on that one.
Ki: He can kill us anyday now...
RULE No. 35 – 'The Crooked Man' is banned for Alvin.
Alvin: Oh come on! It's a 2D pixel-horror game! It's not even scary!
Simon: Yeah, but we don't want to hear you sleep SCREAMING!
Lucas: We don't want to know know how Sissy, Dreamer or Fluffy died!
Ki: Fluffly didn't actually die. And Dreamer may end up killing you a-
Lucas: Shut up!
RULE No. 36 – Ki, Dragon Ball is bann- HELP ME!
Ki: NOBODY BANS DRAGON BALL! OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Alvin: Hey, you are breaking your own rule!
Ki: SPIRIT BOMB!
Alvin: HELP ME!
RULE No. 37 - Toby, I swear you have to clear your room!
Toby: What do you want from me now!
Lucas: Alvin tricked Theodore into going into your room again...
Eleanor: ALVIN! YOU ARE DEAD MEAT!
RULE No. 38 - Lucas, break one more rule and you will get cas-
Ki: Why it isn't finished?
Lucas: You can't mean what I think, right?
Alvin: I think he meant castr- * Gets muffled by Lucas' paw on his mouth. *
Brittany: What is this all about?
Theodore: No idea.
Eleanor: Theo! Are you okay?
Theodore: Luckily I had a GPS with me. RULE No. 2, remember?
Alvin: Castrated.
Lucas: Ouch. That would hurt.
Ki: Besides, you would go few octaves higher.
RULE No. 39 - 'All your base are belong to us!' meme is banned.
Simon: All your base are belong to us!
Lucas: Why is it Simon, not Alvin?
Alvin: * Me gusta face. *
Lucas: * Facepalms, then trollfaces. *
RULE No. 40 – NEVER. MENTION. ALVON. AROUND. THOSE. TWO.
Alvin: ...
Simon: ... It's gross!
Lucas: Yeah... I want to gag even thinking about it.
Brittany: Wait, what's that 'Alvon' thing?
Ki: * Explains everything to her, IN DETAIL, whispering. *
Brittany: * O-O * That's gross!... and kinky... and sexy?
Alvin&Lucas&Simon: IT'S NOT SEXY! * Alvin and Simon start chasing her. *
Brittany: I KNOW! I WAS JUST JOKING!
Lucas: She is gonna beat her previous record!
You know, I'd be really happy if I could get at least ONE review. That's not much. Next chapter is coming tomorrow.