Pansy was really good at running in heels, like scary good. I mean she was a cheerleader back in highschool, and she's fit as all hell, and it's not like this is the first time she's had to run from the police. So there she was basically fucking sprinting down the street away from the cop cars because she cannot get arrested again and community service is the worst and her dad would murder her and honestly she's just happy to get away from that awkward conversation with Harry and Draco.

Groupchat with Daphne, Blaise, and Draco

Group Name: draco's pointy ass chin

Pansy: where tf r u guys

Pansy: i'm hiding in your neighbor's backyard

Pansy: the weird one with the cat and the fucking samurai sword

Draco: shh i got to act sober

Draco: and ur makng t really har to focus rn

Daphne: bitch were at McDonalds

Daphne: we'll pick you up

Pansy: oh thank god

Blaise: i'm with Ginny rn ill talk to you guys later

Pansy: OH SHIT

Daphne: GET SOME

Draco: SNAPE WOULD BE SO PROUD

Blaise: I'm trying to get it on with my hot girlfriend and you're bringing up our greasy Faculty Advisor

Blaise: like seriously bro

Blaise: not cool

Pansy: Daph are u on ur way yet

Pansy: oh my god a light just turned on in his house

Pansy: DAPHNE

Pansy: HELP

Daphne: chill we parked outside

Daphne: were still going to McDonald's tho cause i need chicken nuggets right now IMMEDIATELY

It's the morning after and Pansy has a splitting headache, but at least she woke up in her own bed. She showers and washes off McDonalds grease and sweat and glitter? Like honestly where did that come from? But she gets out and changes into an all black outfit paired with some killer heeled boots and does a full face of makeup because Pansy doesn't care that she's hungover, or that it's a Tuesday morning, and the only interesting thing she has going on today is her philosophy class at 10 she will always look her best. She looks in the mirror and fixes her long grey silver hair (but not like Draco silver cause he's practically albino) with black roots, because after what happened to her mom Pansy was physically sick of looking like the girl she used to be, and she's dramatic. Draco and Blaise made fun of Pansy for taking a philosophy class, like she can be deep and philosophical or whatever fuck them. And she's pretty sure Luna's in her class and she needs to get some Xanax if she's going to have to spend time with her father next weekend. And Pansy is now entering the classroom, with sunglasses still on because fluorescent lights will be the death of her this morning, and she see's white blonde hair and immediately knows who it is so she sits down next to her, because Pansy is catastrophically bad at meeting people and making friends.

And Luna just turns to her with her big blue eyes and says " Wow, your chakras are wayyy out of balance.". Pansy had heard this a lot from her, she's not really sure what it means exactly but it's just Luna's way of acknowledging her hangover.

"Yeah I know last night was so weird, I met that one guy Draco was like obsessed with last year, and he's a total douchebag." Pansy explains rubbing the bridge of her nose because she's an idiot and forgot to pick up Advil on her way over.

"Oh? You mean Harry Potter?" Luna stated in that dreamy voice of her's. And it was in this moment that Pansy knew she fucked up.

Because Pansy never pays attention to her surroundings and she's hungover and tired, and didn't recognize the guy sitting in front of them. She didn't register in her brain that the kinda hot kinda irritating guy with dark hair and stupid hipster glasses from last night WAS SITTING RIGHT FUCKING IN FRONT OF THEM WHILE SHE TALKED ABOUT HIM LIKE OH MY GOD. So he turns around and he see's her face and she see's him look down at her cleavage but then when he looks back up he has disgust and annoyance written all over his face. And Pansy is so fucked. But Pansy's pokerface is the best their is, so she does what she's best at. She raises an eyebrow at him and flips her hair and tries not to wince because hangover because ow- and Luna is just sitting there pretending to be all innocent but Pansy knew she did this on purpose. She's also not really too sure why she thinks this guy's an asshole cause last night was kinda blurry but all she knows is she's still pissed. And obviously he is too cause he does not look happy to see her.

"Potter" She says a smirk tugging at her lips because I mean this is fucking ridiculous.

"Parkinson." He replies, and wait did she tell him her last name last night? Cause she's pretty sure she didn't. Oh my god.

" How do you know my last name? I didn't tell you last night." She says bluntly because I mean come on she's Pansy.

" Uh- I'm pretty sure you did I mea-" He stutters and oh my god.

" No I didn't, oh my god did you try to google me?" She accuses because he totally fucking did, and her Mother's death and all her arrests and I mean her Dad ran for Senator last year and all these things were fully covered by the news so it's pretty easy to find shit out about her.

" What no I- okay I mean maybe a little bit but that was just to-"

" Oh my fucking god." She says in disbelief because seriously who the fuck did he think he was?

" Wow, you're guys's vibrational energies are off the charts." Stated Luna too herself more than anyone. And Jesus Christ Pansy cannot deal with this shit right now.

Harry gave Luna a confused look then gave Pansy an angry one and turned to face their professor and oh my god she missed half the lesson because these two kept distracting her. Pansy also had trouble focusing on the rest of the lesson with Harry sitting in front of her cause she was torn between ripping his throat out with her bare hands or riding the shit out of him and she's confused and wants to talk to Daphne or get high or maybe both.