Thank you so much for the support and reviews, I didn't expect so many views for the first episode, and I am really happy that my English didn't bother you guys so much! I've gone back to the HCM city after the Lunar Newyear, things was a bit overwhelmed here, so I just write this episode a little longer because of the late update.
Also thank you so much, TheLuckieDuckie, for pointing out my vocabulary mistakes, I've fixed it.
Have anyone tried making the cake? Don't worry, it is based on a true recipe, I think all the thing I mention in the story can be applied to the real life.
Let's go back to Morg's spooky kitchen, shall we?
Episode 2.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the next episode of Cooking with Morgana, here I am with the beautiful Fallen Baker - Morgana!" Janna speaks loudly to the mic then she offer a hug to Morgana,"Nice to see you again in the cosy kitchen of yours. How do you feel after the huge success of your first cooking episode?"
"As predicted, my cooking show is going viral everywhere, however, I feel nothing special. You don't feel surprised about things you have already known.", Morgana tosses her hair back in a sassy manner.
"Oh…Right…. I see you are holding a thick pile of papers, what are they?"
"These are my 200 fan letters, and I don't bring them with me today without reason."
"These are your fan letters? After your FIRST cooking episode?" Janna raises her voice, The Storm's Fury cannot hide her shock.
"Yep! You don't ask a celebrity about her fan mails, it is a thing that happens everyday." Morgana leaves out a sigh, seems like it is really her daily problem.
"Dear my fans, I decided to make a more exciting opening of my show by answering to some of your letters, I'll pick them out randomly from the pile right here. I'm sure there are a lot of dumbasses out there who don't even know how to boil an egg, just sit your itchy ass down and watch this Q&A section, it may save you from killing innocent people!"
Morgana runs her hand down the pile and pull out a pink envelope.
"Oh, it must be from a really adorable fan of mine, let's take a look to see what's inside!...Oh, it's a fancy letter from a Demacian royal!"
To: Morgana
From: Lux
STOP EXAGGERATING EVERYTHING ABOUT ME!
I did lose to Katarina once, and it was 0-10-0 not 0-20-0, you retarded purple unicorn!
And guess what? Yesterday, the stupid Noxian assassin broke into my room and ask if I would do some nasty bedroom things with her after my baking session, what the hell? I don't know your stupid cooking show and I don't even know how to fry an egg, just stop mention me on your dumb show again, and you better go explain this shit to your toxic Noxian friend Katarina, I don't want her to break into my house and do some pervert shit you clear?
"Oh seems like our royal Lady of Luminosity went so mad that she forgot how to write a respectful letter to her idol. Is this even royal language?" Morgana leaves out a long sigh,"Garen educate your sister! Put the naughty Lux aside, seems like my friend katarina really enjoy my cooking show, yes Kata, Lux said she can't cook so you don't eat anything from her, understand? I don't know anything about assassinating but you need to break in people's house without being noticed, being pervert is not Noxian style!"
"It is still a month until the mating season starts but some people have already skipped the steps…" Janna shakes her head.
"Now, shall we move on another letter?" Morgana again runs her hand down the pile and pick out another letter.
"The envelope is wrinkled, was it soaked in water? Or in tears?" Janna raises her eyebrows, intrigued by the odd-looking letter.
To: Morgana
From: Renekton
I made the cake and send to Nasus's house, I just want to mend our broken brother relationship.
It's just ridiculous how he has not left his house for 4 days! I want a reply, I have been stalking him ouside his house since, tell me what did I do wrong Morg? My five Lacoste purses are waiting for you Morg just give me an advice and those purses are yours, please.
"You fucking idiot! You killed him! You don't feed dogs with chocolate, take him to the vet!... I can't believe that reptiles can be so stupid, Janna."
Morgana leaves out a long sigh as she look at Janna, "Janna, I think it is enough for today, I have already lost my faith in people's intelligence."
"Wait, just pick another letter, I have a good feeling about the next one." Does not wait for Morgana's response, Janna reaches out her hand to pick out a letter in the bottom of the pile and give it to the Fallen Angel.
To: Morgana
From: Cassiopeia
Thanks you for promoting my poison shop on your live cooking show Morg.
Since your first episode I have already sold over 100 poison tubes for baking purpose.
My poison now comes in many flavours and colors, just drop by my shop at 69 Du Couteau's St. to grab your enemies' favorite treats.
(Sorry for the unintentional advertisement Morg)
"Is this your good feeling Janna? Really?"
"Dear my audiences, after the terrible Q&A section, I hope you still stay in front of your TVs because today I will show you a special thing that you can do with your food." Morgana puts her apron on, then suddenly, she takes out from her skirt's pocket a human-shaped thing.
"What is this Morgana? It looks gross, is it a doll?" Janna steps backward, she give the thing a look of disgust.
"Yes, this is a doll, but sure, it's not a normal doll," Morgana show the doll closer to the camera. The doll is made of old cotton cloth, the long blond hair of it is made of few yellow cotton strands, which reveals that the doll is a girl. Its eyes are sewed on its head with two small shirt buttons.
"And why are there two chicken feathers glued on its back, Morg?" Janna take a step closer to see the thing that made her terrified.
"It's Keyla's wings, don't touch them!" Morgana slaps on Janna's hand while the Storm's Fury is brushing Keyla's wings.
"Wait! It has a name? I don't know that you are such a weirdo Morg!"
"Yes! A torture doll must have a name, just change the order of letters in a person's name, then the result is your doll's name. If you name the doll with the exact name of the real person, everything you do to the doll will actually happen. For example, if you cut its head off, the person's head will literally fall out right away, and they will die. But with a doll which has distorted name, the person just feel a quick pain in the neck." Morgana squeezes Keyla while she is talking, like it was a normal toy.
Janna takes five steps backward, mouth agape, pointing at Morgana, "You…you…me…mean…Keyla is Kayle's doll version?"
"Whatever, no more chit chat Janna." Morgana gives Janna a glare then the Fallen Angel looks back to the camera, "Dear my audiences, I think you can guess what I am going to show you today. Yes, I will teach you how to make your own torture doll in cake version. Just think of a person you really hate, then change the order of their name's letters. For example, I really hate Cassiopeia for her expensive poisonous shit, so I will make the Iapeasscio cake, lucky for you, Cass, that you are not my target today."
Janna giggles at the Cassiopeia's distorted name, " I don't know Cassiopeia is the CIO of Ape Ass company."
"Don't stand their giggling like a teen girl, now we start the cooking part!"
"For the cake batter, we need 3 eggs, 300 grams of white sugar, 150 grams of flour, a teaspoon of baking soda and few drops of vanilla extract. For the frosting, or some of you call it butter cream, we need 150 grams of unsalted butter, 300 grams of icing sugar, a cup of milk and liquid food coloring. We can make one perfect cake with these ingredients. The batter ingredients are simple to find at Anivia's, Alistar's and Pantheon's place, for the icing sugar, I recommend Poppy's Lollipop store, don't be scared of her terrifying smile, she's really sweet. And you can get the food coloring at Lux's place…I think? She pukes rainbows every day at Summoner's Rift so some food coloring shouldn't be her problems."
"Morgana, what are you going to name your cake?" Janna swallows hard, she starts to feel sympathy for that unlucky person.
"Good question! Of course I will make Keyla - cake version, you know me Janna!"
'Kayle, I'm sorry, I shouldn't work with this psycho at the beginning, please forgive me, the pains will end soon', Janna mumbles but it's too quiet for Morgana to hear.
"Now let's get started! For the batter, just open my first episode and watch it again, the techniques is the same for this cake, just replace the round cake tin with human-shaped cake tin. In today's episode, I will concentrate on making the frosting cream and how to curse your cake."
Janna's sweating time is back.
"Grab your mixing bowl, put the butter in first then the icing sugar, remember to sift the sugar to prevent lumps, of course you want your cake to be as smooth as a baby's bottom, not Urgot's bottom."
"Yuck!" Janna sticks her tongue out in disgust.
"After sifting, you take a spatula and give it a good mix, you can do it by hand or simply just buy a mixing machine, I choose the machine, I don't want fatigue hands, there are other important things to do with your hands." The Fallen Angel wiggles her eyebrows at the camera.
"Morgana, have you ever tired of your sex jokes?" Janna leaves out a sigh.
"Said the one who own adult phone hotlines, I haven't reached your level yet, Janna."
If anyone pour water on Janna's hot head right now, it would evaporate immediately.
"While waiting for Janna to cool herself down, put your mixing bowl in the machine if you have one, then set it on low speed for 1 minute, then medium speed for 3 to 4 minutes, don't forget to pour in the mixture a teaspoon of milk every one minute to soften the cream. If you do it by hand, double the time. After the cream is well mixed, devide it into 1 big bowl and two small bowls, the big bowl is for the skin, two other bowls are for the hair and the eyes. Picking the right food coloring for the skin, the eyes and the hair is important, the curse may not work if you mess up this part. For my cake, I will put a few blue drops in the eyes bowl, and a few drops of yellow in the hair bowl"
"Seems like our cake is fully baked, let me get it out of the oven.", Janna feels her stomach growling when the vanilla smell of the cake is filling the whole kitchen. She take the cake tin out of the oven, lies in it a beautifully baked human-shaped cake.
"The perfect cake is golden brown and has a spongy texture, remember this audiences. Now carefully take the cake tin out, spread a think layer of the frosting we have just made all over the cake with a smaller spatula. To make the hair, put your hair frosting on a piping bag and queeze it into small strands, same with the eyes. Don't forget to make the wings if the one you hate has wings!
Aaand done! Here is the perfect cake, ready to be cursed!"
"Can normal people curse the cake, Morg?"
"They can, Janna, as long as the cake and the real person must visually look alike. To curse it, you don't need any special tool, just follow my instructions."
Morgana closes her eyes and put her index finger on her forehead, a second after, the Fallen Angel shouts out, "Butterosa, red-radishes are red, blueberries are blue, you want torture?, Keyla is true!"
"Morg, there's no rhythm in your curs-". An small explosion interrupts Janna, makes her fall on the floor. It took her a few minutes to get her brain back to normal stage, then she looks around to see if anyone is still there.
"Janna, don't be so surprised. The cake is curse, and I can't wait to torture it now, muahahaahaha.", Morgana bursts out an evil laugh while she is helping Janna to stand up.
"So Janna, we will share this cake, do you want to eat the head or the arms?"
"No, I won't eat any part of it, I feel like I'm going to hell for this."
"Eating this cake don't make you a cannibal, Janna. I'm sure Kayle will be fine. "
"No, you eat it!"
"Okay. Fine. So my most favorite part is the head, let me see what it tastes like…", Morgana use a fork to separate the head from its neck.
"Uhhgg Hmmnnnmmnn… it tastes really sweet and I can feel the fluffiness coming down my throat, I want more!", Morgana grab her fork and, again, separate the cake's right arm from the its body.
"Oh my god I'm going to puke.."
While Morgana puts the arm into her mouth, Janna lets out a high-pitched scream, then she run straight ouside with her hands covering her mouth.
"The cake is a masterpiece, audiences. Leaves out the cursing and torturing part, the cake itself is a perfect treat for yourself or your family. Don't hesitate to make it! On a sunny day, giving the one you hate a surprise gift will help you to feel relieved and amused.
Stay tunned and the next time you're in Noxus, make sure to stop by my bakery and grab yourself a tasty treat!
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Ehhh, where's Janna?"
Meanwhile at the Institue of War
"I really glad that all the representatives of Demacia, Noxus, Piltover, Zaun and Bilgewater all showed up today to discuss the plan for catching Jinx. It has been 3 hours, and finally we have come to one decision.
Now, before you leave, just raise your glass to celebrate our successful meeting."
Kayle has just taken a gulp of wine when she feel a concussive attack in her throat, as a result, she spits out the wine. Unfortunately, standing in front of her is the Bilgewater's representative – Miss Fortune.
The women stretches her eyebrows, "Kayle, I think you have discovered my beauty, but please, hold it down, this is a public place, everybody is looking at us. We can talk later about this.", Miss Fortune gives Kayle a wink while the Judicator is busy cleaning the mess she made.
"I'm very sorry, really sorry, Miss Fortune… But there must be misunderstanding…."
'What happened to me, it can't be normal… Right, it must have been some witchcraft from Morgana, she is playing me up.' Wild thoughts appears on Kayle's head.
But the trouble has not gone away. Suddenly, Kayle loses control of her right arm. The arm is lifted up by some magical force, which makes it swing back and forth. Kayle is terrified. She shakes her head in disbelief.
"Morgana, prepare yourself, you are in big trouble!" Kayle let out a scream of pain.
Without a reason, her arm stops swinging, Kayle finally can have a breath of relieve, "Thanks God…"
But not for long.
The arm falls down then stop when it meets a warm and soft surface.
"Unexpected…? ", Miss Fortune's body freezes as Kayle's arm fell on her chest,"Listen, Kayle, I thought we could talk about this later, but because you can not contain yourself, so…", the Bounty Hunter licks her lips, "I have to give you a … punishment. C'mon, come with me!" Miss Fortune jumps with exciment and drag the lifeless Judicator out of the hall.
'Morg, you have to pay for this!'