Kakashi-sensei's Apartment

Team 7 arrived at the apartment safely, Kakashi still hadn't caught onto their plan which was good. He took his team into his home & then let the genin take turns in the bathroom to get changed. Of course, Naruto went first & took 2 hours (This of course resulted in Sakura punching the hell outta him) then Sasuke went (Because the same girl insisted that he can go before her) & lastly Sakura (Who didn't bother to get mad at Sauce even though he took a good hour). It's now 3pm & team 7 have gotten into Kakashi's room where they are expected to sleep until they're better. The setup looked like this.

Kakashi's bed, next to the window had 1 mattress which Naruto will be sleeping on. Next was Sasuke's bed which faced horizontally from Naruto's mattress & lay at the end of Kakashi's bed, this followed with Sakura's mattress facing the same way & laying beside Sasuke's. The room was now crowded but eh, it worked so that's all that matters!

Kakashi left the genin in the room to rest while he sat in the living room reading icha icha until he thought was a good time for dinner.

However the 3 students weren't planning on sleeping any time soon.

Hmmm where to start...

There's Naruto, nagging uncontrollably to swap with Sasuke's mattress because the sun's in his eyes & he wants to lay next to Sakura-chan. Clearly not sounding sick at all.

Next there's Sasuke, much calmer yet arguing back to the complaining Naruto saying he doesn't want to feel his breathing on his feet while he sleeps. Also, clearly not sick either.

Sakura? She was laying there silently controlling herself to not break Kakashi's window from punching Naruto out there because she knows if she does, Kakashi'll find out they aren't really sick.

Yup it's gonna be a great time! Funny how Kakashi can't hear them at all!

Teleportation Style: Timeskip Jutsu!

It's now evening in Kakashi's home, said person is preparing a certain dish meal he learnt from a young age. The 3 others were still in the room they were left in, although they were never actually sick they all managed to get to sleep.. Yet that took awhile due to Naruto's loud snoring. Annnyways! back to where we are, Kakashi sets the meal on the table & goes to check on the rest of his team.

He knocks on the door first to see if any of them were awake so he won't have to himself, that person was Sasuke. No comment was made between either of them besides a small "hn" nod & leave. Sasuke then went to the table, trying to find a way to keep up his act of being sick. Back to Kakashi, he managed to get Sakura up very quick, they smiled at each other & then the pinkette silently went to the table to meet Sasuke. The two quietly discussed what they are going to do next. Next up finally was Naruto, and he wasn't budging at all. The blonde was on his mattress and had Kakashi's pillow wrapped around in his arms, he was still snoring & looked like he would not like to wake up anytime soon. However, a deep sleeper is nothing to fear when it comes to his sensei, so Kakashi simply rips the mattress from underneath him which causes Naruto to rapidly wake up and fall to the ground.

"AAARHG! What the hell was that for 'ttebayo?!"

"It's time for dinner, the other two are already there waiting for us now get yourself out of bed"

Kakashi leaves the room with no other comments & waits for Naruto to slowly tag along behind him.

"Ugh he's finally here! Damn you Naruto you made us wait!" Sakura yelled practically destroying her cover, thankfully Sasuke slightly elbowed her so she realised.

"Erhh Umm.. I mean, *cough* Hurry up Naruto *cough* please?" she repeated but this time faking coughs in between. The raven hairbed boy then sighed at this. Naruto & Kakashi both approached the table and had a seat. Naruto was practically starving to death so of course he took the biggest dish (That was supposedly meant for Kakashi) & began eating with no second thoughts. The other 3 just took any dish now & began to eat. However, what Naruto & Kakashi didn't know was that Sasuke & Sakura were discussing another plan to make themselves sound sick.

"Thank you for the food!"

After a few short conversations while 3 of them ate.. Wait only 3? Oh yeah.. The plan.. Sasuke decided not to eat at all because he didn't have an apetite (However said Uchiha would likely kill to have a bite at that moment). This brought Kakashi's attention to Sasuke. "Hey Sasuke, are you feeling alright?" the silver haired man asked.

"Yeah, just not hungry if that's alright" the Uchiha lied.

"Wow Sasuke! Don't waste your food, at least eat something it's being rude 'ttebayo!" the clueless blonde spoke.

"Please be quiet Naruto.. I'm not hungry either Kakashi-sensei, sorry" Sakura said putting on her best act out of the whole day.

"That's alright you two, if you want you can go back & rest.. I'll clean up"

"You guys serious?! At least try to eat something!" The even-more-confused blonde yelled.

Kakashi took a good look at Naruto as he finally starting getting hints that he isn't really sick. Sasuke took note of this and sent a death glare straight into Naruto, who thankfully wasn't blind & gulped.

"Aharhh... I-I d-don't think I'm hungry anymore either.." The-Horrible-Actor-Naruto said.

"I see.. Well all of you go rest then, especially you Naruto" Kakashi said half-sternly.

The genin nod and leave back to the room they were saying in.

'Crap' Sasuke thought.

'He's onto us dammit!' Sakura also thought.

'Why the heck are they staring deeply in the ground like that?' Naruto also-also thought.

The three entered the room & went to sleep very early that night, Kakashi doing the same.

Teleportation Style: Timeskip Jutsu! New Day!

The next morning Kakashi woke early to see not a sight he was very familiar with seeing. Of course the genin were definitely sound asleep.. But one wasn't looking as healthy as they should be.

PUT YOUR BETS IN NOW!

Is it Sauce? This Uchiha is strong & doesn't succumb to illness easily, finding him weak would be like seeing 5 rainbows on top of each other; very rare! Besides I made a fanfic on him already, however do I want to torture him again? (:D)

Maybe Sakura? This girl would be pretty upset if she got sick right now, because she would've failed Sasuke-kuns plan. However I'm the writer so I can do what I want! Mwahahaaha!

Or finally Naruto? This knucklehead ninja would most likely get sick often, screw the saying 'fools never catch a cold' because 'even bigger fools than normal fools can!' amIrite? Hehheh?

Now that you've put your answers in.. LET'S FIND OUT!

Kakashi got up and bent down closer to the raven boy to get a better look at him.

(DID YOU PICK SAUCE? DING DING DING! YOU'RE CORRECT! CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN NOTHING!)

Nope, what Kakashi saw was real & would most likely embarrass the boy to death when he wakes up. The jonin decides to have a little fun & pretend he saw nothing, proceeding to the kitchen where he made everyone's breakfast.

Teleportation Style: 5-minutes-later-no-jutsu!

Naruto got up first & head straight to the kitchen where he found Kakashi. Nope, this blonde boy didn't look at Sasuke at all when he got up... Thankfully.

Next was Sakura, but unfortunately she noticed. She noticed big time. "Sasuke-kun! Kakashi-sensei! Something's wrong with Sasuke-kun!" the pinkette yelled loudly.

Kakashi entered the room with unfortunately Naruto tagging behind him. When they entered Naruto instantly burst out into laughter & started smacking his thigh. "OH MY GOD TEME! THIS IS TOO RICH 'TTEBAYO!" he squawked, waking the boy up who was first shocked everyone was around him.

"Hey? What the hell is it?!" he first said seeming a little angry.

"Sasuke-kun, do you want me to take you to the bathroom mirror?" Sakura asked getting a nod from Sasuke.

The to walked in to where Sasuke met his doom. First he froze & stood straight into the mirror. Then he turned back to Sakura

"Hey Sakura.. Has Kakashi's mirrors always been broken?" he said in a OOC-scared-like attitude.

"N-no Sasuke-kun.. It's just.."

Guessed it? Yup. Sauce has the chicken pox.

HORRAY TO THE PEOPLE WHO GUESSED SAUCE! I LIKE TORTURING HIM A LOT BUT DON'T WORRY IF HE ISN'T YOUR CUP OF TEA BECAUSE SOON IN THE NEXT CHAPTER HE'LL BE SPREADING IT TO BOTH NARUTO & SAKURA.. Wait.. That's not your cup of tea either...? Oh uhm.. Sorry..

ANYWAY! THANK YOU FOR READING THIS SO FAR, PLEASE REVIEW! BYEEEE! :D