Chapter 2 Come out Fasht!
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Link: Huh?
Zelda: you heard me mister. You gotta help
Link: What the hell man!
Roy was picking his nose while they were arguing.
Roy: This one's gonna give me a 5 increase of yummy!
Ew. OK then… I don't think that was necessary… weirdos.
Marth: Um Roy… WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE!
Roy: 'Cause it's delicious!
Marth: Ooooookay then. That's just plain DISGUSTING!
Roy: Oh well.
Marth: I think I should take Roy's place.
Zelda: No
Marth: Awwww c'mon!
Zelda: The title is the 'Adventures of ROY'! Not Marth!
Marth: Damn.
Roy: I'm going to the store to spend all 2 dollars I have. Want me to pick anything up?
Everyone: WE WANT ICE CREAM! WE WANT ICE CREAM!
Roy: OK I'm leaving.
Link: I've packed the climbing gear.
Roy: Why the hell would we need climbing gear?
Link: Because every time you pick a store the frozen foods are on top of a mountain!
Roy: So what's your point?
Link: Let's just go.
Roy: OK!
So they went to the store with a huge mountain protruding from it. I now know why Link packed climbing gear. They went inside.
Roy: Where's the frozen food?
Link: Probably on top of that huge mountain.
Clerk: On top of the huge mountain.
Link: HA! Told you so!
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Chapter 2 over. woo.
A Short Person