DIRTEATINGSHIPPING: CHAPTER 2
THE CIVIL WAR.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I FUCKING HATE MONOPOLY.
Within the four weeks since Guzma and Tabitha married, Guzma had brutally ripped apart Tabitha when his fist was inserted directly into the magma admin's rectum while going about the usual intercourse. Tabitha died.
Maxie was duct taped back together and infuriated he was replaced. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?" He screeched as he slapped Guzma. "YOU DARE CHEAT ON ME WHILE I WAS DEAD?!"
Guzma used his fully erect genitals to slap the magma leader in his face, entirely shattering him again.
"YOU BUG FUCKER!" screeched Maxie. He died.
"FUCK OFF, DIRT BITCH."
Two days later, Guzma was infuriated that his bugs were not actually bugs and were instead bags of cocaine. He punched each and every bag while simultaneously snorting them.
Maxie observed with annoyance and stormed over to him. "THOSE GO DIRECTLY INTO MY ASS AND ARE NOT TO BE PUNCHED."
"FIGHT ME."
"No."
"FIGHT ME."
"No."
They decided to go to the zoo to observe the animals but did not make it and instead were in the kitchen of a random person's house. A child that resided within the house observed the two in utmost horror.
"I WILL FUCK THE GIRAFFES." Shouted Guzma while ramming his genitals into Maxie's face, wrecking up the magma leader's glasses.
"GET YOUR GENITALS OUT OF MY FACE." Maxie shouted.
"YEAH WELL GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY PENIS."
Wallace frolicked into the room. "I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY PENIS?"
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE." Screeched Guzma. "INTRUDER!"
"FUCK MY ASS." Shouted Maxie.
Wallace made a disgusted expression. "God, what? Ew, no. What the fuck. I am like straight or something."
"I MEANT TO GUZMA."
"Oh ok."
"GUZMA, FUCK MY ASS."
"NO."
"YOU FUCKER, FUCK ME NOW."
"NO."
"FUCK MY ASS NOW OR DIE."
"NO."
"FUCK MY ASS NOW."
"NO."
"FUCK MY ASS."
"Ok."
Everyone died.
TO BE CONTINUED?
yah sure whatever