Kakashi's Sensei's survival test!
Squad 7 was sitting in a room waiting for their Sensei. Naruto stood up. "Man! He's late! All the other teachers have left even Iruka Sensei." he exclaimed.
"He is tardy." Kenji said.
"We know! All we can do is wait." Sakura said. But Naruto took a stool and put a chalky eraser at the top of the sliding door.
"Baka, a shinobi at his level won't fall for a trick like that." Sasuke said. Then a hand grabbed the sliding door and the eraser fell on the person's. Naruto and Kenji laughed so hard. "He fell for it! Believe it!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Is this guy really a Jonin?" Sasuke said in his head. The gray haired shinobi was holding the eraser. "I'm sorry, Sensei. I tried to stop him but he wouldn't listen." Sakura said.
But Inner Sakura was saying "Cha! That was awesome!"
The Jonin still holding the eraser looked up. "Well, how do I say this. . . As my first impression of you. You're all a bunch of idiots." he said and disappointment filled the room.
Later they were all up on the roof. "Now you should all introduce yourselves." he told them. Naruto raised his hand "But Sensei what do we say?" he asked.
"Things like your likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams. . ." he answered. Sakura raised her hand "Sensei, shouldn't you introduce yourself first?" she asked.
"Me? Well, my name's Kakashi Hatake. I like and dislike a lot of things, as for my hobbies and dreams I have many." he said.
"In the end, all we know is his name." Sakura said. Naruto and Kenji agreed. "Now you!" Kakashi pointed to Naruto.
Naruto started adjusting his headband. "My name's Naruto Uzumaki. I like eating ramen and I dislike waiting 3 minutes for ramen to cook. My hobbies are comparing different ramen." he said. "And my dream is to surpass the Hokage and make everyone in the village acknowledge my existence! Believe it!" he added.
"Now you with the pink hair." Kakashi said.
"My name's Sakura Haruno, what I like I mean who I like. . ." she looked at Sasuke. "Kyaaa!. . . As for my dislikes, Naruto!"
"Most girls her age are more interested in boys than being a ninja." Kakashi thought.
! Naruto was shocked. Kenji scooted up and whacked her at the back of her head. "Ouch!" Sakura grabbed her head.
"Urusai!" Kenji clenched her fist.
"Now you the quiet one." Kakashi said.
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I don't particularly like anything. Though there are a lot of things I hate. My goal is not a dream because I will make it happen." he started then Kenji slammed his head down on the concrete and basically stepped on his skull.
"Baka, why would you tell them you want to commit murder?" she whispered to him.
"Now you with the strange eyes." Kakashi pointed at her. Kenji widened her eyes.
"Did he just say I have strange eyes?" she thought.
"You can't fool people like me with that illusion." Kakashi said in his mind.
"W-well, my name's Kenji Senju, I also like eating ramen and I dislike people who go too far or cross lines. As a hobby I spend a lot of time training. . . My dream is build my future and become a great ninja." she introduced.
"Ok you all are different in your own ways." Kakashi told them.
"Is it just me or does this guy keep eying me?" Kenji thought.
"Tomorrow we'll have our first mission." he continued.
"Alright! So what kind of mission are we doing?" Naruto asked.
"A survival exercise." Kakashi answered him.
"Huh? A survival exercise?" Naruto asked.
"I thought we were doing a real mission not more practice. We already did this stuff in the Academy." Sakura said.
Kakashi explained that it was an extra test to become Genin. He told them to be at the third training ground at 5 am and to not eat breakfast to avoid vomiting. There was a high chance of failing and being sent back to the Acadmey.
The next day they all came to the training ground tired. With the exception of Sasuke. Kakashi was at least 3 hours late.
"Morning everyone. Ready for your first day?" he said.
"You're late!" Sakura and Naruto yelled at him.
"Well a black cat crossed my path so I had to take the long way." Kakashi told them.
"Tch. Yeah, next time I see a black cat I'll take the 3 hour route too." Kenji grumbled sarcastically. "I heard that." Kakashi said. Kenji's eyebrow started twitching.
"Grr! This guy's getting my nerves." she thought. Kakashi put a clock on one of the log posts. "There it's set for noon." he said and took out two bells. "Your task is simple all you need to do is take these bells from me. That's all there is to it." he told them. They jangled by the strings. "If you can't take them from me you go without lunch." he said.
Naruto panicked and Kakashi pointed to the log posts. "You'll be tied to one of those posts and watch while I eat my lunch in front of you." he said.
"So that's why." Sasuke thought.
"He told us not to eat breakfast to make it harder on us!" Sakura panicked. Kenji got big red pulsing vein and made a furious expression. "That's it! When I get my hands on him he's going down!" she thought.
"Wait a minute there's 4 of us. How come there's only 2 bells?" Sakura asked. Kakashi just smiled. "Well that way one of you will be tied to the post and that one will be disqualified and sent back to the Academy for failing the test. Then again all four of you could flunk out too." he said.
"Still there's 4 of us 2 bells. You just forgot to bring a bell didn't you?" Kenji said.
"Exactly." Kakashi answered her.
"Oh yeah! He's goin' down alright!" she thought.
"You may use any weapon including shuriken. If you're not prepared to kill me you don't have a chance." he said.
"Yeah right! You're afraid of kittens!" Kenji pointed at him.
"Haha! Yeah plus you could even dodge that eraser!" Naruto said.
"You know what they say about class clowns. They're losers." Kakashi said and Naruto came at him with a kunai knife. But Kakashi turned his knife against him, he said he was starting to like them and started the test. They all took off in different directions.
Later they all hid differently. "Let's go you and me right now! Fair and square!" he said.
"You know compared to the others you're a little weird." Kakashi said.
"Oh yeah! The only weird thing here is your hair cut!" Naruto said and charged at him. Kakashi reached into his pouch and Naruto stopped. But Kakashi just pulled out and opened an orange book. "Hey! What're you reading that book for!?" Naruto asked.
"Why? To find out what happens next of course." Kakashi said. Naruto got mad and just attacked him but Kakashi later got behind him. Kenji was hiding in the tree in the middle of the training ground. "What's he doing?" she asked.
"That's the tiger seal he's probably gonna do a fire jutsu." Sasuke thought. Sakura stood up from the bushes.
"Naruto hurry up and get out of there! You'll die!" she warned.
"Too late." Kakashi said. "Leaf village secret finger jutsu!" he exclaimed.
! Kenji's eyes widened. But then Kakashi forced his two fingers into Naruto's rear. "A thousand years of death!" he shouted as Naruto was sent flying. Kenji had her mouth covered with her hand and she even blushed a little. She saw Naruto land in the water.
"I'm so sorry Naruto-kun!" Kenji thought then she snapped out of it. When she heard Kakahsi. "Now where was I?" he opened up his book again.
"Ok! Naruto was bold enough to confront him head on! It's my turn to fight!" she reached into her pouch and started to take out a paper bomb. Kenji vanished and appeared in front of Kakashi. She kicked the book out of his hands, jumped backwards and caught it.
"Find yourself a new hobby!" she said and stuck the lit paper bomb on the cover.
! Kakashi widened his eye at the bomb. Kenji threw the book behind her and it exploded and clouds of smoke came from the area. "Now that that's outta of the way. I'm ready to fight you!" she ran towards him.