Bart and Lisa return home from school, and Bart asks Marge, "Will you make
me some posters for my election, mom?"
Marge responds, "Now sweetie, it's better if you make them yourself."
Bart whines, "But mom!"
Marge grumbles, "Mom what?"
Bart explains, "You do them better than I do!"
Marge states, "Well, all right. But you better work on a speech."
"Will do," says Bart enthusiastically.
Bart runs up to his room and grabs a piece of a paper and a pencil. He begins to write out a speech. After a few minutes of writing it, he reads his work to himself, "I want to be your president. Vote for me cuz I got a dog and I feeds it some times."
"This is crap," he grumbles, as he throws away that piece of paper.
Hours later, he has many crumbled pieces of paper on the ground, and he screams, "I give up!"
Lisa then comes to Bart's room and asks, "May I help you with this speech, Bart?"
Bart then snaps, "Why would I want your help?"
Lisa explains, "Well….I have a computer. You wouldn't waste so much paper."
Bart says, "Ok, I guess you're right.."
Lisa turns the computer on and opens Microsoft Word for Bart. She then lets Bart sit in the computer chair. Bart stares at the computer, and then stares at the keyboard. He then exclaims, "Computer, write me a speech!"
The computer sits there, doing nothing. Bart slowly types "rite me a speech!!!"
Lisa then explains, "Bart, you have to type the speech yourself."
Bart whines, "I thought computers did stuff for you."
Lisa sighs, "No, Bart. The computer just makes things faster and helps you use less paper."
Bart whines, "Computers blow!"
Bart then snaps, "Who cares anyway? Milhouse is a geek. I'm just going to make a bunch of crazy promises and win that way!"
Lisa sighs, "Be careful what you promise Bart. It will come back and attack you in the end."
Bart laughs, "Oh, Lis. You worry too much. It's not good for you."
Marge is busy making posters in the kitchen. Homer walks in from work and begins to say, "Marge I'm going to M—"
Marge interrupts him by exclaiming, "Oh no, you're not going to Moe's tonight. You're going to help me by buying me more poster's at the Kwik-E- Mart."
Homer whines, "But Marge! I need beer!"
Marge sighes, "Oh, ok. You can pick some Coors up at the Kwik-E. But NO drinking in the car."
Homer cries, "Coors? How about I just buy bottled water then?"
Homer walks out to the car, and drives off to Apu's Kwik-E-Mart. He picks up 5 blank posters, and a six-pack of Coors. He begins to drink the Coors. He says, "Heh heh heh. Marge said no drinking IN the car. And I'm not in the car, and I'm drinking. And it's all good and fair."
Marge responds, "Now sweetie, it's better if you make them yourself."
Bart whines, "But mom!"
Marge grumbles, "Mom what?"
Bart explains, "You do them better than I do!"
Marge states, "Well, all right. But you better work on a speech."
"Will do," says Bart enthusiastically.
Bart runs up to his room and grabs a piece of a paper and a pencil. He begins to write out a speech. After a few minutes of writing it, he reads his work to himself, "I want to be your president. Vote for me cuz I got a dog and I feeds it some times."
"This is crap," he grumbles, as he throws away that piece of paper.
Hours later, he has many crumbled pieces of paper on the ground, and he screams, "I give up!"
Lisa then comes to Bart's room and asks, "May I help you with this speech, Bart?"
Bart then snaps, "Why would I want your help?"
Lisa explains, "Well….I have a computer. You wouldn't waste so much paper."
Bart says, "Ok, I guess you're right.."
Lisa turns the computer on and opens Microsoft Word for Bart. She then lets Bart sit in the computer chair. Bart stares at the computer, and then stares at the keyboard. He then exclaims, "Computer, write me a speech!"
The computer sits there, doing nothing. Bart slowly types "rite me a speech!!!"
Lisa then explains, "Bart, you have to type the speech yourself."
Bart whines, "I thought computers did stuff for you."
Lisa sighs, "No, Bart. The computer just makes things faster and helps you use less paper."
Bart whines, "Computers blow!"
Bart then snaps, "Who cares anyway? Milhouse is a geek. I'm just going to make a bunch of crazy promises and win that way!"
Lisa sighs, "Be careful what you promise Bart. It will come back and attack you in the end."
Bart laughs, "Oh, Lis. You worry too much. It's not good for you."
Marge is busy making posters in the kitchen. Homer walks in from work and begins to say, "Marge I'm going to M—"
Marge interrupts him by exclaiming, "Oh no, you're not going to Moe's tonight. You're going to help me by buying me more poster's at the Kwik-E- Mart."
Homer whines, "But Marge! I need beer!"
Marge sighes, "Oh, ok. You can pick some Coors up at the Kwik-E. But NO drinking in the car."
Homer cries, "Coors? How about I just buy bottled water then?"
Homer walks out to the car, and drives off to Apu's Kwik-E-Mart. He picks up 5 blank posters, and a six-pack of Coors. He begins to drink the Coors. He says, "Heh heh heh. Marge said no drinking IN the car. And I'm not in the car, and I'm drinking. And it's all good and fair."