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Oko-.......
Bob-.......this contains a reasonably humorous but quite homophobic Kyoya bashing....
Oko-......
Bob-........so...I guess you should read.......
Oko-....me hates teh homophobes.....
The twins bounced over to Kyoya happily. Kyoya was ever so slightly, in the darkest corner of his black heart, worried about what they were planning.
When the twins are smiling...evilly like that, you know they're up to something.....
'Hey Kyoya!'
'Hey Kyoya!'
He turned to them, watching the grin play on their faces. 'Yes?'
The grinned wider. 'Are you gay?'
Kyoya just stared at them. 'I don't believe you have any r-'
They faked a gasp. Kyoya stopped mid-sentence, and looked at them curiously, tipping his glasses. 'Is something wrong with what I just said?'
They grinned again. 'You are gay!'
Kyoya looked at them again. 'I never said that.'
The twins started jumping up and down yelling at the top of their lungs, 'DARK LORDS GAY THE DARK LORDS GAY!!!!'
Tono looked up from his corner of woe (to which Kaoru had sent him after a damn lot of beating after the previous chapter) 'M-mommy? Y-your...gay?'
Kyoya looked over to him. 'Dad, it's time for your meds again.'
Tamaki took his pills and fell into a deep slumber.
Kyoya then turned to the twins, who were still chanting. 'Would you mind shutting up?'
The twins laughed harder, pushing Kyoya a bit. 'You're gay! Yeah you're a gay! You're a gay idiot! Yeah you're stupid! You're gay! Gay gay gay gay gay gay GAY!!!'
Kyoya grabbed them both and shook them, losing what little bit of patience he had. 'Shut the hell up or I'll Kill You BOTH!!!'
The twins stared at the vice president of the club, their eyes wide and unblinking. Suddenly they burst out laughing, turned to each other, pointing at each other, laughing even harder as they yelled,
'P.M.S. ISSUES!!!'
'THAT'S IT!!! YOU TWO GET BACK HERE NOW!!!'