Goku and the Sorcerer's stone
Disclaimer I don't own DBZ or Harry Potter
Authors note everything is animated
Chapter 2
The three Potters walked across the street to number four Privet Drive and were about to knock on the door when Harry turned to his brother
"Goku promise you won't attack Dudley again"
Flash back
Goku Ruby and Harry were sitting in the back of uncle Vernon's car with Dudley and one of his the kids in his gang for whatever reason Dudley had demanded that they come along with him on his birthday trip to the zoo
So that meant listening to uncle Vernon go on and on about whatever he felt like complaining about today while aunt Petunia sat in shot gun agreed with every word her husband said as if it were coming from the pope himself
His usual complaints included taxes politics and anything that wasn't his definition of normal which included three of the children in the back of his car
Today he was complaining about motorcycles
"Crazy hooligans thinking they own the road" Uncle Vernon grumbled as a motorcycle zoomed past him
Harry knew better than to say anything to his uncle so he kept his mouth shut
Twenty long minutes later they arrived at the zoo Dudley demanded to see all of the dangerous animals so they were dragged from the Lion to the Tiger and everything with fangs and claws until it was lunch time usually this meant Dudley would get a mountain of food but surprisingly uncle Vernon actually bought Goku a hot dog this didn't go unnoticed by Harry and Ruby
"Pinch me I must be dreaming they spent money on one of us"
"Do you want it Ruby" Goku asked offering his sister the hot dog
"Are you sure im not dreaming Goku isn't stuffing food in his face" said Harry
"No you're not dreaming every year these guys treat you like crap out of the toilet your my brother and sister and they can't buy me with a hot dog even though I'm really hungry"
"Goku eat the hot dog we have our own money" Ruby didn't even finish her sentence before the hot dog was gone
After lunch they went to the reptile house Harry was looking at a python "must be lonely in there isn't it"
To Harry's surprise the python nodded his head "can you understand me" once again the large snake nodded his head Harry looked to see what kind of snake it was
Brazilian tree boa
"Is it nice in Brazil?"
The snake pointed at the sign
Born in captivity
"That's too bad do you want to go to Brazil"
The snake nodded his head and for the second time today surprised Harry "move out of the way"
Harry than noticed the screaming as Dudley and his friend flew through the air into the boa's enclosure somehow the glass had vanished
The snake slithered out scaring causing most people to run away in fear
"Tell the Saiyan I owe him one Brazil here I come" the snake slithered out and through the panicking zoo
Saiyan what in bloody hell is a Saiyan Ruby and Goku came over along with a panicking Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia as if by magic the glass had reappeared the two boys panicked while the zookeeper on duty tried to calm down aunt petunia
"Ha serves them right for doing that with my sister"
Harry suddenly felt very sorry for any girl who tried to flirt with Ruby
End of flash back
"He started it by touching Ruby between her legs but I promise"
(For those who have never saw Goku as a kid he learned the difference between boys and girls by touching in between their legs Bulma would usually yell at him not to touch girls there I find it ironic he's punishing Dudley for doing it)
The door opened and Uncle Vernon opened the door when he saw Goku his face contorted into a mask of angry fury
"You have a lot of nerve coming to this house after what you did you monkey tailed freak"
Goku wasn't saying anything so Harry and Ruby stood in front of him
"Don't call my brother a freak he was only defending me after what your spoiled brat and his gross friend did to me"
"Don't you dare insult my son you two are the spawn of a unnatural freak and a good for nothing magician and him
even they aren't unnatural as him he should be locked up somewhere and dissected it would do the world a service if that scrawny messy haired piece of filth was buried in a ditch somewhere and his miserable carcass was left to rot because even the buzzards wouldn't touch it now get off of my property before I call animal control on that freak"
Ruby and Harry were about to leave when Goku stepped forward and with all of his power kicked the man's crotch watching him kneel over in pain before joining his siblings
(Those aren't my actual feelings for Goku I never did like Harry's uncle and he deserved to be castrated)
"That was bloody brilliant Goku" said Ruby "it's better than what I did to the little pervert
Huh she Dad hasn't trained her to use Ki yet so what did she do
Vernon Dursley managed to limp back into his home he was about to go lay down when he heard his wife's scream
The very fat man leaped up and ran to his sons room
"Petunia what's wrong?"
Vernon then saw his son and screamed in terror at the sight of the curly pink pig tail growing out of his sons butt
Back at the potter house James was laughing his head off while Lily looked at her son and daughter with her evil glare
"But mum you should have heard what that git said about Goku"
"I don't care what he said using magic against muggles is wrong do you really want to be as low as the Malfoys"
"I'm sorry mom if you want I'll go apologize"
"Unlike Goku I regret nothing" said Ruby
Lily looked at her two of her kids one had castrated her brother in law the other had made her nephew grow a pig tail
"I'll give you a warning this time but if you do anything like that again and you'll be in trouble young lady"
"But mum what about Goku"
"Unlike you he was willing to say sorry for what he did now all of you to your rooms now"
The three potters went up to their rooms
"Oh come on Lily you and I both know you were going to do worse to those gits"
"Your right James im not going to make them go if those bastards will say that to their faces I was going to go over there after hearing what they said through that invention Arthur gave us"
The next day while everyone was at breakfast an owl flew in through the window and landed on Goku's head
"Hi birdie please get off my head" said Goku
The owl then flew off of Goku's head and onto Harry's head before dropping an envelope into his oatmeal
Dear Mr. Potter you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of witch craft and wizardry listed below are the supplies you will need for your first year
1 Hogwarts uniform
A pewter cauldron and potion making kit
Dragon skin gloves
1 telescope
Hogwarts book set year 1
Hogwarts martial arts GI
Students are also allowed to bring a cat rat toad or owl along with them
And as a reminder to your father first years are not allowed to bring brooms and Mr. Filch will search through your luggage during the welcome feast
Sincerely yours
Minerva McGonagall
Minerva McGonagall
Harry had read the letter out loud and everyone was laughing at how Professor McGonagall had included a warning to James
"Have fun at Hogwarts Harry" Goku said he was happy for his brother that he got to go to Hogwarts it would get really lonely even more when Ruby went next year but he was going to be happy for his brother
Just then the front door burst open and a very large bearded man walked through
"Morning Potters" said Hagrid as he walked through the door carrying an object wrapped in a bundle and a flowery pink umbrella "sorry about the door"
"Alright Hagrid not that it isn't great to see you but why are you here" asked James
"Well to bring Goku his school supplies of course professor Dumbledore know he can't do magic but he wants Professor Son to train him"
"Yahoo I get to go to Hogwarts"
Goku went straight for the package in Hagrid's hand opening it up to reveal an orange GI with a Kanji for turtle in a circle on the back and over the heart it came with a blue belt and a tail hole in the package was also a book
"Uh why is there a book in here"
"Well for the governors to agree you have to take defense against the dark arts class"
Oh no Harry thought the minute Goku enters the class they'll know he doesn't know how to read or write please Goku for once don't open your big mouth
"Well if you don't got any more questions lets go to Diagon alley"
"Yes" both Harry and Goku said since they have never been to Diagon alley before
"Hold on a second" said Lily interrupting their good mood "Hagrid promise nothing bad will happen"
"Yeh have my word Lily come on boys lets go"
The two new first years left the house and a feeling of dread descended on their mother as she knew something was going to happen
Harry and Goku were riding in the subway with Hagrid all the muggles were staring because they never saw anyone so enormous they got off of the train and walked up some stairs to the leaky cauldron
Inside well let's just say it looked and smelled a lot better outside the bartender a bald toothless man saw Hagrid and gave him a toothless grin
"Hagrid good to see you do you want the usual"
"Not today Tom I'm on Hogwarts business and have to help Harry get his supplies for school"
"Bloody hell it's harry potter"
Everyone swarmed around Harry like moths to a flame they all wanted to shake his hand ask for his autograph
"All right back off yeh bunch of harpies"
The crowd of witches and wizards dispersed and Hagrid Goku and Harry walked through the bar and out to a brick wall Hagrid uses his umbrella to tap a few of the bricks a panel in the wall opens up
"Welcome to Diagon alley"
They walk into a shopping center for everything a wizard would need but Goku wasn't paying attention to the stores but a building with delicious smells
Oh no thought Harry as he saw the sign outside the door
Bartie's American wizard BBQ
All you can eat buffet
Hagrid saw Goku drooling and handed him some money "go ahead Goku eat till yer little belly is full" Goku was gone before Hagrid could finish his sentence
While Goku was gone Hagrid and Harry went to a bookstore to buy Harry's books then they went to get his potion making kit cauldron and telescope
"Harry can ye handle getting the rest of the things on yer list I need to pick something up for Professor Dumbledore"
Harry nodded his head as Hagrid walked over to a large marble building
Harry walked to a clothing store where an old woman was making measurements around a pale skinned boy with blonde hair and an arrogant look on his face
"So the great harry potter has come to Hogwarts I'm Draco Malfoy"
"I know who you are and being the son of racist gits doesn't impress me"
"You know I could help you once we get to Hogwarts"
"How by getting everyone to hate me"
"no by showing you who to avoid like all of the mud bloods and this charity case my father told me about can't even use magic but he gets private lessons from professor Son because he's an alien"
"What do you mean an alien?"
Malfoy stepped off the platform he was standing on as he was handed his school robes and an emerald green GI and a silver belt
"My father told me that he landed in a round ship on the Quidditch pitch during a match as a baby professor Dumbledore gave him to some mud blood to raise he's supposed to have spiky black hair and a monkey tail"
A monkey tail Harry could only think of one person with a monkey tail and that was Goku so who that snake was talking about could it have been Goku and why did he call him a Saiyan what was that anyway
Malfoy walked out "wizards like us should let a freak like him into our school am I right"
Harry acting on a impulse of anger punched Malfoy through the wall next to the door if Goku had done it the little git would have gone through the wall but Harry knew enough about Ki to knock him out
(I've always wanted to do that to that pompous little jerk but since he's fiction this is good enough)
Harry walked out with his robes and GI twenty minutes later the woman had even let him have it for free because she wasn't a fan of the Malfoys Harry was about to go to Olivanders wand shop when he heard screaming coming from the BBQ place Goku was at he ran over to find Goku being chased out by a large man with a wand in one hand and a meat cleaver in another
"Come back here again and you'll be on the menu"
"Goku do you have to get yourself kicked out of every restaurant you go to"
"I don't get why he got mad at me it's all you can eat in there"
"They mean by normal peoples standards not yours come on how about we go get my wand"
"Ok"
Goku and Harry walked to Olivanders wand shop which was filled with high shelves and an old man sitting behind a counter
"Ah hello Mr. Potter let's get you measured for a wand"
The man began measuring Harry's hand with a magic tape measure that wrapped around his wrist and took various measurements he then got down several boxes
"Here let's try this twelve inches elm dragon heartstring"
Harry was given a wand when he waved it the wand made a fart noise
"No that's not the right fit how about this ten inches oak and unicorn hair"
The old man took the first wand and gave him a second wand instead of a fart noise it made a few exploding sparks
"No that's not right either this may seem like an odd combination but eleven inches holly and phoenix feather"
When the wand was placed in Harry's hand it began glowing in a golden light
"Interesting very interesting"
"I didn't see anything the wand works for Harry what's the big deal"
"you see every Unicorn hair Phoenix feather and Dragon heartstring I use comes from a different creature except for the wand in your hand I was able to get two feathers from the same phoenix the other wand I sold to was to a dark wizard one who even today is feared and hated the wand chooses the wizard Mr. Potter and it seems you are chosen for great things"
Authors note I'll end the chapter here don't worry I'm not forgetting this story