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There was stunned silence. Then Jessie screeched, "WHAT?"

Woody held the paper out for her. "Take a look at what it says! Right here! We're brother and sister!"

Jessie looked shocked. "You're my brother?" She got very close and peered into his face. "I don't see any family resemblance."

"Your breath stinks." Woody said flatly. Jessie punched him in the shoulder. "Ow!"

"So let get this straight," interrupted Buzz. "You two are related?"

"Well apparently!"

Buzz breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank Neptune!" He said with a grin. "I don't have to worry about you two ever falling in love!"

"Ew!" Said Jessie with a grimace.

"Ain't ever gonna happen, Lightyear!" Woody said with a scowl. "Related or not!"

Jessie pondered for a moment. "Wait, I don't recall ever hearin' 'bout this, and Al had every piece of 'Roundup' stuff known to man!"

Woody shrugged. "It says it was never stated in the show. Why would it be on the merchandise?"

"Yeah…" Jessie was quiet a moment. Then she grinned. "Well then, put 'er there, Bro!"

"Oh no! Don't!" Jessie grabbed him for a tight bear hug. "Put me down!" Breaking away, he looked at Bo. "Well, you've been very quiet," he remarked. "What do you think?"

"Yeah," said Potato Head. "What does the Princess think?"

"Don't call me that," Bo said tersely. To Woody, she replied, "It doesn't really surprise me. You two act like brother and sister anyway."

Jessie wasn't listening. Instead, she was shimmying and singing, "…Someone to fool us, someone like you! We want you Big Brother, Big Brother!" Then in a high falsetto, "I know you're awful square…But you made everyone and you've been everywhere…"

"Excuse me," Woody interrupted with a frown. "The line is 'You think you're awful square!'"

Jessie didn't stop shimmying. "Eh, more accurate my way!" Woody scowled. Suddenly, Jessie grabbed Buzz. "You know what this means? It means Bulleye's officially half mine!"

"He is not!" Woody protested.

Jessie ignored him. "C'mon Partner! Let's go tell him the great news!" As they watched Jessie drag the Ranger away, Woody sighed mentally.

Brother…