An- I don't own Fairytail, the OC on the other hand
Rules 11-20
11. I'm not allowed to dye Happy's fur Dark-Gray
-or Hot-Pink
12. I'm not allowed to glue clothes on Gray
- not allowed to use the stronger glue when he somehow got his clothes off
13. I'm not to suggest that Lucy should learn Re-equip magic to store her keys
- it is insensitive for celestial wizards to do that
14. I'm not allowed to force a newbie to drink an enhance hearing potion then shout in their ear the difference between potion-makers and alchemist when they mix the two up
- they don't deserve it
- I'm not allowed to argue with Master Makarov
15. I'm not allowed to spank Laxus on the rear
- even if I'm wearing a full-body rubber suit and is invisible
-please see rule 6
16. not allowed to ride a Vulcan
- even if I can't find another use for them
17. not allowed to make up different languages and give them to Levy and or Freed to decipher
- they'll not sleep until it's decoded
18. not allowed to experiment to see if Natsu can drink a liquidized explosion
- I'm only allowed to use the exploding potion outside of cities
19. even tho my nick-name is Teddy I'm not allowed to dress up as a bear
- even if Mystogen is a lonely boy, he doesn't need a hug
-the argument that 'I scar people for life at least once a day' is invalid
20. not allowed to give people endowment potions and say 'you'll need this'
- it is insulting and will result in a fight
An- Teddy is bi if you are wondering