What's up people and welcome back to the digimon channel, where all you perverted dreams come true
"Yes" yelled Takuya
"Takuya you pervert" said Zoe
"Hey have you come to give me chance, because lanski said that if you agree then we can still go to Hawaii" said Takuya
I said it
"No way I just came to pick up my check and I'm going shopping" said Zoe
Sorry Zoe due to family matters Koji and Koichi can't be here today so I need you to work then you get your check
"That's not fair what about women's rights" said Zoe
Women's rights my ass you protest and say that same thing every time I make you work overtime, so it doesn't work on me anymore
"Damn I'll have to come up with a new protest" said Zoe
Anyway today will be like the show moment of truth, and incase you didn't know it is a show where a person is on a lie detector and they have certain people in the sitting front of them with a button that can be pushed one time, and you get a different question, but it can be easier of harder so Takuya will be on the lie detector and Zoe Tommy and Jp will be on that couch listening.
"Cool I've always wanted to know Takuya's darkest secrets" said Tommy
"Yeah and I hope he ask some question that I need to know" said Zoe
Okay Takuya did you take Zoe panties out of her dresser at her birthday party.
"No of courzzzzz ouch what the hell was that" said Takuya
By the way I added a painful twist if you lie I will shock the shit out of you with eleven thousand volts of electricity, that will painfully extract the truth out of you, so I will ask you again did you steal a pair of Zoe's panties out of her dresser at her birthday party.
"No I would nevezzzzzz okay yes just stop shocking me" said Takuya
Its not me the chair shocks you if you lie so I suggest you stop lying.
"Takuya I was wondering why I barley had any the next morning so I see you stole them" said Zoe
On to the next question, Takuya does JP repulse you because he is fat.
"Yes" said Takuya
What your not gonna try to lie and say you don't
"Nope he really does so I have no reason to lie and besides last time we ordered pizza he ate the whole thing and that really pissed me off" said Takuya
Anyway have you robbed Tommy before or taken advantage of him because he is young.
"Yes but no" said Takuya
Explain
"Yes I have robbed him before but I have never taken advantage of him before" said Takuya
"Thanks Takuya but I still gonna shoot your ass for robbing me" said Tommy
"Okay Tommy just don't mess up my hair" replied Takuya
Takuya what is the worst thing you have ever done to Zoe that she doesn't know about.
"Okay once is kissed her when she thought that I was Zac Efron zzzzzzzz" said Takuya
I guess that wasn't the worse thing that you've done.
"Oh once I grabbed her butt and blamed it on Jp so she slapped him zzzzzzzz" said Takuya
"Takuya you bastard that was you I didn't talk to Jp for a month after that" said Zoe
"Yeah and she slapped the shit out of me" said Jp
Come on Takuya keep digging deeper.
"Oh once while Zoe was sleeping I grabbed her chest and liked it a lot" said Takuya
"That's it Takuya I going to beat the fuc.." said Zoe
We are having technical difficulties right now so please hear a word from our sponsors
Are you tired of your old cell phone only letting you call and text people, well buy new cell phone 3691, it plays country music cooks you breakfast and dinner but not lunch it can't do anything, it works like a remote for you T.V and a keyboard for you computer and best of all it can transform into a hover phone and take you anywhere is a three block radius, so if you don't wanna ride you bike down the street then buy your cell phone 3691, for a small payment of $2590.99 , and a $750.00 insurance fee and the insurance is required so buy now. Call 1-745-263-0915
Do you need a house, a house that isn't reliable or safe but cheap, a fireplace that is really just a hole in the wall with some wood, then call houses could break down at any time and are in the worst neighbor hoods, but there cheap. And remember you could die so call now, before all the terrible houses are sold out.
Okay we are back and Zoe promised not to kill Takuya if Takuya promises that he will only do 3 sexual things to Zoe a week. Takuya your final question is who is your best friend.
"Oh my best friend is Koji" said Takuya
Koji comes out of nowhere "No I'm not and don't ever say that again" said Koji
"Oh come on does everybody hate me" said Takuya
Yeah they do but Takuya I'll do you a favor cause I'm tire of you bithcing about stuff, so Zoe come here. "I whisper something in here ear"
"Really that big I had no idea" said Zoe
Huge
"Hey Takuya I was wrong about you, do you wanna go out with me" asked Zoe
"Sure, ma what did you say to her" said Takuya
Nothing important just some stuff that she wanted to hear.
"Well I really don't care I going out with Zoe so can we get paid now asked Takuya
Oh I almost forgot "pulls something out my pocket" hear you go
"What 34 dollars' said Takuya?
"I only got 27" said Zoe
Sorry we had budget cut, so I had to cut your salaries a lot, anyway that's the end of this chapter tell me what you thought about it and tell me if I should update High School Drama, Star Life, Of The Digimon Channel cause will only be able to update one tomorrow, so tell me in reviews and that's about it peace