*Prussia*

In the basement of his brothers house, doing nothing from lack of porn, Prussia looked up from the bed & saw the new list of rules Germany had nailed to the back of his door, he read it to himself out of boredom.

1. You are not allowed to say the word 'awesome' more than 40 times a day…not Awesome

2. If you do, you can't say 'awesome' for a week…fuck you west, that is very un awesome

3. Adding -ness, -sauce , -tomic, -ly or any other absurd ending to awesome also counts…un awesome-ist list ever

4. You cannot stay out all night on weekdays drinking …pftt this one makes me laugh

5. Even if the drinks are on someone else, You have responsibilities ….like what? Does xnation mean anything?

6. You can't leave the house for just happy hour alone, you have to do something productive to…Sure West

7. Cleaning the shit that Gilbird drops is your job, not Italy's.

8. Who cares if it's small shit, shit is shit, clean it up or get rid of the bird….Gilbird shits?

9. Refusing to do yard work because you are an Albino will not suffice…Well I guess you want me to get skin cancer…and die.

10. You can rake the leaves or clean /something/ at night …yeah because I'll fucking do that over drinking at night.

11. Harassing Austria is not allowed…Like hell it isn't

12. Hiding his piano is also not allowed…pfttt oh West, you're so funny

13. Every time Hungary breaks down the front door looking for you, you have to buy me a new one

14. Refusal to buy a new door, will result in your own doors being used as replacements

15. Which means less to private time for you…that's where the bathroom door went

16. Hanging out with France and Spain is okay

17. Getting shit face drunk with France and Spain is okay

18. Stripping in the street and running naked around an all girl catholic school, with France and Spain, is /not/ okay!….oh the good times

19. You cannot walk around the house naked for obvious reasons…fuckin' 5 meters, baby puts everyone to shame!

20. No it's not about your fictional 5 meters…Oh yeah right! Don't hate West

21. It is because I is to cheap have yet to put up curtains…a neighbor problem anyways, I've seen /me/ a thousand times.

22. Chatting online as Awesukme with Ifeelutower is okay

23. Meeting scantily clad girls online and scheduling to meet them at my house with Ifeelutower is forbidden…West is so jealous about me getting' more than him… in his own place.

24. Sleeping over at France's place is okay…yeah…sleep

25. In fact, just stay there….oh screw you to West!

26. Dying your hair blonde is okay…Why would I do that?

27. Wearing blue contacts is okay…Why would I cover up my awesome eye color

28. Slicking your hair back is okay…I would probably look awesome with my hair slicked back but…?

29. Putting on my uniform and pretending to be an 'awesome version of West' for Halloween is completely, strictly, and utterly forbidden….Oh yeah! kesese best costume ever!

30. Stealing syrup from Canada is not allowed…But, it's so fuckin' awesome

31. Getting naked and pouring it on your body while sitting in the kitchen sink is also not allowed…Damn…that was fun

32. Claiming 'it's good for my pores' will not suffice…But it is! How else would my skin look so awesome and flawless and sexy and awesome.

33. Watching live porn is okay and awesome

34. Claiming to be taking Italy to the movies, but instead take him to see live porn is not okay…Mein Gott, scar one person and the world ends.

35. Taking any non consenting person to see live porn with you is not allowed ….Hungary and France consented. So what if England, Canada , Seychelles, Romano…..Ukraine, and Hong Kong thought they were going to see Hunger Games the movie and not the porn…we all had fun, well I had fun.

36. Bringing France and Spain over to watch live porn in my house is alright, if Italy's is in bed asleep.

37. Bringing France and Spain over to watch live porn in my house is not okay, if I am not home

38. Playing with my riding crop is not allowed…and that bitch hurts

39. Telling me 'I'm proud you've become a man' while looking through my porn is creepy and not allowed

40. Looking through my porno mags, movies and posters is not allowed…they suck ass anyways

41. Selling Hungary pictures of me and Italy in our 'private moments' is forbidden…how else will I pay rent?

42. Selling pictures of you is okay but not encouraged…Fine! They make more than your crappy 'Private moments'

43. Demanding beer from bars on Sunday is forbidden

44. It doesn't matter that somewhere else on the planet , it's Saturday

45. Hungary is not a man so you should stop trying to kick her 'there'….are we all sure on that shit?

46. Selling baby pictures of me on Ebay is forbidden…fuck, how do you expect rent money west?

47. Looking for my erogenous zone is also forbidden…I'm gonna find that bitch one day

48. Asking Belgium, Canada, France, and Switzerland to come over at the same time is odd, but okay

49. Asking them to make Belgium waffles, maple syrup, crepes and a glass of milk for your breakfast is not okay…fuck…back to wurst and beer

50. You have a limit of 5 bad words a day….oh shit…that's fucking impossible.

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a/n: That might have confused you, if it did then here, Prussia was reading this to himself and commenting on it in italics…I wanted to put this note at the top, but I figured you guys are smart..

#34-Mein Gott-my god

#42 &43- The selling of beer and alcohol on Sundays is not allowed in my country probably is in Germany but, let's just say it isn't.