The Long Dark Teatime of the Wizarding Wold

by The Geeky Quill

There's a book called HG2G. This is not its story. It's a Dirk Gently story with a Harry Potter crossover. Journey with Dirk and Tonks as they investigate what became of the hero Mad-Eye Moody. Ok, for the sake of categorization, pretend it's Ford's dream

2. Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Lonely in the dark I grope

The key's in my kaleidoscope

Sunlight dappled the forest floor. A small breeze gusted through, causing the dapples to dance and fallen leaves to slide and tumble for bit and then settle back down. Somewhere above, a bird gave a cry and took flight. Some branches shivered and parted to make way for a lone figure fumbling blindly through the woods. With a gasp, the figure fell against a tree and slumped down to the forest floor where a pile of dry prickly leaves would have to serve as a bed while he rested, curled under a badly tattered cloak.

A squirrel scampered in a spiral down a neighboring tree to chatter interrogatively at him. The figure groaned, causing the squirrel to spiral back up in order to chatter from a safer distance. Breathing heavily, the figure fell into a semi-comatose state.

In one face, one moment's fusion

Realize the new illusion