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Chapter Two

I ran like an idiot.

I have no idea where this girl is. I can smell her, but I don't know who she's with. What she's doing, you know, her life.

Yes, I thought about how stupid and reckless I'm being. What if she runs away from me? What if she uses pepper spray? But I can't bring myself to care.

I don't know what's wrong with me. Emmett says I need some "ass", but he"s more of an idiot than a lover. Yes he loves Rose, but "ass" really? I'd be lucky enough to get a look honestly. I've pissed and moaned over this girl for weeks and if she refuses me, I may just cry.

There's nothing wrong with a grown guy crying okay?

I ended up near the library, which was my first hunch anyway.

Should I go in?

Man up Cullen. Man up.

Fuck, I'm actually doing this. ...

I open the door and immediately have to adjust my crotch. Fuck she's everywhere. I could tell you every book she's ever touched in here. Every chair she's sat in.

Maybe they oughta clean the place a little better, but fuck I don't care.

I'm sporting major wood right now.

I bring my thumb and index finger up to clench my nose in irritation.

Now? This had to happen now?

I walk in my slow human pace to the back of the room, to erm...fix somethings.

"Hi!" a skinny, dark-haired girl greets me.

My little guy just can't catch a break.

"Hello", I reply, "ummm. Have we met before? "

It may be hard to believe, but some girls just throw themselves at me.

Me! I know, if they only knew.

"Well not in reality, but I've had steamy dreams about you handsome" the skinny-seductress runs her hand down towards my bulge and I want to die.

Fuck. He must be packing. I want that. I wonder if he'll go down? I should shave...

"Okay, nice meeting you" I say and almost trip over everything in my escape from her.

I can't believe Edward Junior was almost defiled by that beast. God, if I could, I'd throw up.

And go down? Ewww. I could smell the feline odor damn near leaking from her area, and she definitely needs a litter box, and one of those car air fresheners to hang from her belt.

"You're lucky you got away", the most angelic voice I've ever heard, and wanked over, seems to be talking to me. "Angie sure knows how to pick em".

Bella Swan laughs and I suddenly want to die for a different reason entirely.

Here she is. Here she fucking is. Standing before me with her long brown hair, her tight ass figure, her bouncy boobs, her butt crisply sat in sweatpants at the table near me, and it don't know what to say. Her beauty has actually rendered me silent, and yeah. I get that cheap ass line now.

She stares at me and I realize I've yet to answer her.

"Beautiful", I spit out and fucckkk I'm a spazz.

"Angie?" my sweet beauty scrunches up her nose.

I want to bite it.

Not in the vampirey way. She's just adorable. Yeah. She's everything already.

"No!" I bellow out, "Oh God no". How could she ever think I would want that witch?

"Oh good," she says and I am graced with a smile.

Fuck, hold on EJ.

"Not that there's anything wrong with Ang," she explains, "but yeah, she has whorish tendencies. Like I could point out the guys she's been with right now".

She wrinkles her nose again, and I realize. I can't hear her. Not one word, not a peep. I look around the room and hope I haven't gone completely nuts.

Mmm. Come this way honey.

That slut. Get him Bella!

I'd like to fuck her. Look at those blow job lips.

Insert growl right fucking there.

"Are you okay?" She looks up at me. Worried. About me.

"Yeah, I just remembered that I'm starving," I utter out like the moron I am. "Yeah, it's been a while since I've had a real-"

Think Cullen think.

"Burger. Yup, haven't had one of those in a while. You know, the ones with Catsup".

She laughs, " I think you mean ketchup, but hey. I'm not going to judge".

She reaches over and places her hand on my hand, and yeah, I need a brown paper bag and the ability to breath.

"You know what stranger, " she says, " I could go for a burger too" . She gets up and packs up all of her books. She begins to walk away and then she says, "Aren't you coming?".

She smiles. She must not know that I'm close to doing just that.

"Oh yeah. I mean yes. If that's what you want", I say, straining for an answer.

"Well why the hell would I have asked you if I wasn't serious?" she askes.

MMmmm, my beauty has a feisty side.

I don't respond quick enough for her, and suddenly she's taken a hold of my hand and is pulling me towards the exit.

Fuck yes.

That bitch Bella.

Ewwww, the skinny-seductress.

Bella sticks her tongue out at Ang.

Yes baby!

I wish she was mine already. At least I can actually eat a burger. After three hundred years, Carlisle realized that maybe we can eat what the humans eat. I came two hundred years later, Esme after me, and Rose after her.

Would you believe that they actually thought that Rose could serve as a good companion for me?

Me and the Ice Bitch? I don't fucking think so. I was so happy when she rescued Emmett from that bear. Sigh. Memories.

Alice came after that, and war-lover Jasper after her. He wanted us to go to a convention once. A convention. About war. Yeah I'm not that old.

"Get in," Bella says, and I look up at a beat-down orange trunk. "Where's your car Stranger?"

I look at her and gulp. Fucking why? I don't know. I didn't think of bringing liable transportation. Fuck.

"Umm at the shop," I lie.

"Right. The shop in the next town?" She smiles and looks at me like the idiot I am.

Fuck Forks for being so fucking small.

So many F-Bombs in one day.

"Get in," she says again and pulls her door open and climbs in.

I'm just going to say it...THAT ASS. Fuck Bella will be the death of me.

"I'm not going to open your door for you!" she calls and I bolt to my side. Once I'm in I just stare at her, because you know, I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

"You look at me like I'm the prettiest thing you've ever seen Stranger".

"You're beautiful! " I stutter out. I hope she sees that. "I've been hard for fucking ever Bella". I say and gesture towards my situation.

"Mmm. I see that," she looks her lips and I moan.

"You're paying Stud, and..." she looks at me, " you're going to tell me how you know my name. Have you been stalking me pretty boy?" She reaches up and runs her hand across my cheek.

"Fuck" I whisper.

"I like that idea and all, but first I need to know your name". She laughs and I die.

Or my pants do anyway. They're ruined. Covered in my spooze.

"You're a big boy, aren't you Stranger? ". She winks at me.

"Would you happen to have any pants, umm Bella?" I ask, because otherwise, I'm fucked.

She only smiles at me, and then we're driving.