Chapter Two

RPOV

"How did we end up with detention on our first day?" I grumbled to Alice as we walked into the detention room.

"It wasn't my fault" snapped Alice. "I tried to break them up. You were the one who joined the stupid fight."

"Yeah, because that girl spilled my make-up everywhere!" Jeez. Why couldn't Alice understand that make-up was a very important part of my life? Before I could explain this to my ignorant sister, the door opened and the three girls who had been given detention with us walked through the door followed by the teacher.

"No talking girls" he warned and then walked out again.

"So I talked to Jazz" said one of the girls, twirling around in her seat to face the others "and he said, in his exact words: Baby, you know I would never betray you like that. You are my life and I wouldn't just throw you away-"

"Other people are just jealous of what we have. They're just jealous-" another girl continued.

"And I don't want to live without you 'cause you're the only one for me!" the third girl finished, looking horror struck. "OHMYGOD! He said the same thing to all of us!"

"Duh" I muttered. I mean, it was pretty obvious. Obviously this guy liked cheating on girls. Alice was right. They shouldn't get mad. They should get even.

"What do you mean 'duh?' demanded one of the girls, glaring at me.

"Don't you get it?" I laughed. "This guy you got into a fight about is just playing with you. Ditch him. Before he REALLY breaks your heart."

"Ditch Jasper? The hottest guy in the school? I don't think so!" cried one of the girls. I nicknamed her Idiot One in my head. The other girls (Idiot Two and Three) were also shaking their heads.

"No way" said Idiot Two. I sighed and turned back to my work.

"Who are you anyway?" asked Idiot Three. "I don't even know your names."

"I'm Alice" chimed my sister dreamily. "And she's Rosalie" she gestured to me.

"I'm Angela" said Idiot Three. "That's Jessica and Bella." She pointed to Idiot One and Idiot Two in turn.

"Well, I'm going to keep on calling you Idiot One, Two and Three in my head, because that's what you are" I said. Alice giggled.

"Hey!" snapped Jessica/ Idiot One. "No one calls me and idiot! Why are we idiots anyway?"

"Because anyone with the slightest bit of sense would dump that Jasper boy or whatever his name is and plot revenge on him, that's freaking why!"

"Plot revenge..." Angela/ Idiot Three began thoughtfully. "On Jasper Cullen? Impossible. What would we do?"

"Break his heart" I replied promptly. Wasn't it obvious?

"Huh" snorted Jessica/ Idiot One. "You said we should dump him because he's not into us." She seemed in actual physical pain just saying those words. "So how would dumping him break his heart? Wouldn't he just be glad?"

"You get him hooked with another girl and break his heart like that" I replied. "It will work."

"How do you know so much?" demanded Bella/ Idiot Two suspiciously.

"Experience" I beamed, tossing my blonde hair behind me.

"Yeah" agreed Alice rolling her eyes. "She had about ten boyfriends who all nearly broke her heart before she found about them and then broke their heart first. She cried heaps every time she found out though."

"SHUT UP ALICE!" I hissed. God my sister was an idiot. Idiot Four.

"Get him hooked up with another girl..." said Bella/ Idiot Two. "Yes! Rosalie! You should get hooked with Jasper and then break his heart!"

"WHAT?!" I shrieked. "No!"

"Yes!" said Jessica/ Idiot One. "It's perfect. You've had experience. Use it to help us!"

"NO WAY!"

"Why not?" asked Alice. I glared at her. Why did she always go against me?

"Because... because... because I like the look of his brother" I admitted.

"Ooh, which one?" demanded Angela. "Edward or Emmett?"

"The burly one" I said. "I'm NOT getting hooked with Jasper, even if I'll ditch him later. No way."

"It's perfect" hissed Jessica. "Rosalie gets hooked up with Jasper AND Emmett. Then she'll break up with Jasper because she prefers his brother. Jasper hates his brothers getting the better of him. They're so competitive. It will work. And you get to be Emmett's girlfriend while you're at it."

"There's so much wrong with that plan" I argued. "Emmett and Jasper are sure to talk about me at their house, or invite me around there. It's only a matter of time until one finds out that I'm with the other one."

"Either way, it'll break Jasper's heart" hissed Bella. "You can tell Emmett the truth and make him promise to not tell Jasper. Then he'll know, and it will be Jasper who gets the crushing blow."

"So do it!" encouraged Angela. "PLEASE!" I hesitated. There was so much that could go wrong. But if everything went right, I would get to be Emmett's girlfriend. It was so hard to choose. Emmett... feeling stupid... Emmett.... feeling stupid. Arg! Why couldn't life be simple?

"I'm in!" said Alice. "Are you, Rose?"

"Let's do this" I said determinedly.

"Girls!" snapped the teacher walking back in. "I said no talking!"

Author's Note: Sorry about the short chapter. The people who review and guess what is happening next will get a mention in the next chapter if they guess correctly!

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