Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto or KH.

Am writing this manuscript on a plane to San Francisco. From there, we'll go to Taiwan. My best friend is sitting next to me, and I'm listening to Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston on the radio. You know, you can plug headphones into your armrest and switch radio channels. Don't want to use my iPod until the 13 hour flight to Taiwan. Eurgh. Thanks for reviewing and faving/alerting.

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Riku was controlling the gummi ship. Sora was chatting with Donald and Goofy. Roxas ripped a strip of cloth from his Organization XIII coat to dress my injury with. He tied the strip tight around my stomach.

"There."

"Thanks."

"HEARTLESS IN THE COCKPIT!" came Riku's yell. Sora grabbed his Keyblade and ran.

"Oh crap," muttered Roxas. He summoned Oathkeeper and Oblivion.

"I'm coming." I got up and pulled out my sword.

"You can't fight."

"Yes I can."

"Fine." Roxas grabbed my arm and ran.

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When we reached the cockpit, it was chaos. Riku was viciously slashing Heartless on the dashboard. Sora covered his back, but he was struggling against the mob of black creatures.

"Hey guys, just in time," gasped Sora. I slashed at a Heartless. It disappeared in a puff of smoke. Roxas was handling the mob pretty well, so I jumped into the center of a circle of Heartless. My stomach throbbed with pain, but I just gritted my teeth.

"Take it easy," Roxas said into my ear. I nodded and continued destroying Heartless. Suddenly, a particularly large Heartless jumped on me.

"AAAGH!!!!" It jumped on my stomach, as if it knew I hurt there. Then it went up in a puff of smoke. I coughed and saw a pair of bright blue eyes framed with spiked blond hair.

"Thanks."

"No problem." I sat up. A white scroll rolled off of me. Sora picked it up. He unrolled it. Riku looked over him shoulder. Sora's face darkened. Roxas grabbed the paper and read it.

"Oh, you're kidding me…" he groaned.

"What?"

"Here." Roxas handed me the letter.

Dear Orochimaru,

It has come to my attention that you are trying to achieve something major like me, but some dork always gets in the way (also like me).

What if we team up?

Sincerely,

Xemnas

P.S.-Meet me in Hollow Bastion if you would like to team up in three days.

I LAUGHED.

"So predictable! The gay snake dude and Mansex teamed up!"

The others looked at me as if I were crazy.

"What?"

Roxas suddenly burst out laughing.

Sora smiled.

"It's perfect. We're going to Hollow Bastion," said Riku. "I'll go get your friend and any other friends she might have made."

"Ok. You might want to bring something to let her know it's actually me, though," I replied. I dug into my pockets and came up with my iPod.

"All right, Riku. I trust you with this. DO NOT DROP IT AND PROTECT IT WITH YOUR LIFE. She'll recognize it," I told him.

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We landed in Hollow Bastion, minus Riku, whom we had dropped off in Konoha. I had fallen asleep in the gummi ship. When I woke up, Sora was knocking on the Restoration Committee's door.

"Hey sleepyhead," Roxas grinned. He was carrying me. I rubbed my eyes and blushed. He put me down.

Aeris opened the door.

"Hello!"

"Hey Aeris!"

"ROXIE-KUN!"

Roxas groaned as a girl with blond hair and blue eyes (NOT Naminé) flung herself on him.

I raised an eyebrow.

The girl got off and noticed me.

"Eww! Who's that, Roxie-kun?"

A vein twitched in my forehead.

"What did you do, look in the mirror?" I retorted.

"Hey! You're ugly! Right, Roxie-kun?"

I turned to Roxas.

"Who is this freak?" I asked.

"Who are you calling a freak, you –''

"Break it up," said Sora, pushing us apart. I glared at the girl and turned to Roxas.

"So, what's her name?"

"Mary-Sue."

I groaned.

"Crap. I know a Mary-Sue. She's a wimp. She's gonna get in the way of things if she doesn't unglue herself from you. Oh yeah, the one I know hates me. Dude, how the hell did she get here?!"

Roxas shrugged.

Mary-Sue gave me a look. I glared, and she hid behind Sora, who kicked her. (A/N: OOC . .) I laughed.

"Come in," said Aeris. "Where's Riku?"

"Right here." Riku had just appeared behind us with Crystal, a blond boy in an orange jumpsuit, a black-haired dude with awesome chicken-butt hair, a pink-haired girl and a blond girl who were fighting, two people with white eyes, the Sand Siblings, the well-known lazy-ass genius, Choji, Tenten, and the rest of the gang from Konoha.

"Duuuuuuuuuuuuude," I addressed Crystal. "You actually convinced them all to come?"

"Yeppers!"

"Wow."

Aeris smiled kindly and yelled up the stairs. "CID YOU BETTER NOT SWEAR, WE GOT A TON OF GUESTS!"

I walked in and then winced in pain. Roxas looked over.

"We'll get you to a room, okay?"

I nodded and watched as Roxas asked Aeris to bring them upstairs so I could get healed.

"LEON, CLOUD, YUFFIE, GET THE REST SETTLED IN ROOMS!" she yelled up the stairs. Then she nodded at Roxas and me to follow her up.

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Chappie 2. Man, that took a long time for me to update.

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