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In Springfield, a small ground gathered at Springfield Cemetery, Reverend love joy stood before an empty casket, beside him was Moe grumpy picture, before him was the Alcoholics of Springfield, Duff man, Professor Frank, Moe family and the Simpsons.
"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Moe Szyslak" Said, the man. "Even though Moe did not have any friends or a family of his own, we will always remember him as the guy who served us our alcoholic beer and the guy who is always around to remind us how better our lives are than his, in our dark times."
Homer Simpson let out a cry, crying for the loss of his best friend and crying for the loss of Moe's bar, since Moe death, the bank had seized the bar and was turning it into a family friendly place.
An Alcoholic like him, could not live seeing what became of his favourite bar.
And to make it worse Professor Frank was hounded by those alcoholics, Moe was gone, and he had no way to bring the man back, so all they could do was have an empty funeral for him.
And pray that Moe would turn up alive to take back his bar.
Everybody went up to say something to the empty coffin before the band who were being paid by the drunkards, played as it was lowered into the ground.
They will miss him unless they suddenly find him.
#In another Universe#
"Holy fricken Christ!" Moe said as him, and his alien family went outside after Marge had given him a nice plate of toast and sausages to consume.
What he was looking at was a large walk away filled with expensive looking cars without wheels and hovering, beyond that was a fountain and gates, beyond the gates, wasn't the terrible neighbourhood that Springfield was known for.
The homes around his own, was also large and nice looking, parked around them were expensive looking cars that were hovering and also had no wheels.
It hit him; this was another reality Springfield.
In this world, Springfield was actually a prosperous town, and the town opposite it Shelbyville was basically a rundown Springfield.
He lived in a nice town.
"Is dad, alright?" said, Bart seeing his father looking at everything with new eyes.
The man finally moved and said. "Let's go out to the park" picking a vehicle to drive in and everybody else got in.
He felt the nice texture of the wheel through his fingertips and started the car, it gave a nice hum before he moved the gear and the car began to move forward.
Moe had never felt such coolness through his fingertips as he headed to the gates, the gates opened as soon as they got close enough and the car drove through it.
He had a map in his head of Springfield park.
He drove all the way while keeping an eye out for traffic lights and other people, the air was not filled with an unhealthy amount of pollution, waste and the burning tires that Springfield was known for.
They even drove past the Police station and every police man coming out of the building was buff and in shape.
Even Chef Wiggum.
They stopped at a red light, and he happened to glance to his left and what he saw shocked him.
His precious Bar that he spent years being miserable in, no longer said 'Moe's' but 'Homer's'.
"What the hell!?" he said suddenly turning the car around to park in front of the building. "Sorry but I need to do something," he told his family.
He got out and then headed straight for the door, the inside of the bar did not look exactly how he remembered it. Instead, it had received an upgrade.
A tailed Barney sat in an astronaut suit drinking flat beer, right next to him was a combed Lenny and a Carl, who was wearing a golden suit.
However what Moe mostly paid attention to was the person behind the bar who was using both his tail and his hands to serve drinks.
"Homer?" Moe said.
The fat man who had a goatee looked and said. "Hey, aren't you Moe Szyslak from TV?" to think he would one day be visited by a movie famous person.
Through the magic of science and not having Bart to terrorise him, Homer had kept his brown hair.
Moe got closer; he couldn't believe his eyes.
Homer had his job?
And that's when Marge came in with the baby and said. "Moe. Are you done going to the toilet yet?"
Then she saw the grown men drinking and said. "Oh"
Homer who eyes looked dead a moment ago, suddenly became alive when he saw Marge.
The same Marge, he was sure he went to high school with.
"Marge?" He said.
Marge looked and was shocked to see a fat man who resembled that guy she made sure to drive past on prom night.
And if she didn't know, he said.
"Marge, it's me," Homer said. "The guy who lied to you in Highschool in hopes you would go to the prom with him."
"Holy smokes. That's Marge?" Said, Lenny looking at the beautiful blue haired woman who didn't have a funny hair style.
"And guess what Marge," Homer said. "I'm still single! I waited for you to stop hating me!"
And that was Marge cue to grab her husband and try to leave, especially when she saw how much fatter Homer had gotten and the whiff of strong alcohol she could smell coming from his breath from here.
She was sure; Moe would never drink here or expand in waist line.
"Moe, let's go," She said, grabbing his hand and he let her drag him away.
Their lives had been switched.
The one who was depressed and without no family was Homer in that bar, while he had Homer family, was good looking and had a high paying job.
And all he could say was.
"Best day of my life!" Said, Moe.
He always dreamed of getting out of that bar, and now he was out.
Did he feel bad for stealing Homer family, especially when he thought about what Marge had to put up with?
Not one bit.
Anyway, in another universe, Marge and the kids were stuck with Homer, so it wasn't his problem anymore.
He drove away, while his family looked at each other concerned for the man of the family.
They saw a high sign that said 'Springfield Park' and parked a few feet away from it, they got out, and all three kids rushed into the park while Marge held the baby, and she and Moe went in.
Moe saw that the park was a lot more maintained than his Springfield, the children playground wasn't covered in graffiti and gum, every child had to wear a wristband to measure the level of fun they were having.
And that's when Lisa saw him.
The boy with the blue hair, black jacket, blue jeans, tail and disinterested look.
Milhouse Van Houten.
The son of Count Van Houten.
"He looks so strong under that tree" Said, Lisa and Moe looked ready to bend over from shock when he heard that, being used to describe Milhouse of all people.
Lisa began to approach him slowly.
"Hey, Milhouse," She said, while her parents sat down at a bench.
"Oh, hey Lisa," Said, Milhouse seeing the girl and not caring.
"So, what are you doing?" Lisa said.
"Trying to stay in the shade are much as possible," said, Milhouse. "My parents dragged me out here because they don't think I get enough sunshine. This place is lame. The private park is decent."
"Ur...yeah" Said, Lisa. "I wouldn't be caught dead playing in this playground, no matter how cool it looks."
"Young love," Said, Marge seeing her daughter trying to strike up a conversation with that Milhouse kid.
No way...is Milhouse actually cool in this universe? Moe thought, and then he saw both Bart and Hugo playing swords with each other.
So, in this universe, Bart and Milhouse were never best friends?
We'll he supposed, it made sense especially since Bart had a twin brother who could prank with him.
"...So, Marge" Moe said, getting the woman attention before seeing Lisa looked at him with pleading eyes as Milhouse walked away.
Moe gave her his blessing, and the girl could have hugged him as she went off the kid who didn't care.
"How are things in the house for you?" Moe said, surprising the woman. "I know I'm not home much, what with being famous and all."
Just then a couple walking past the park stopped and stared at him.
"Can I help you?" He said.
"Excuse me but you wouldn't happen to be Moe Szyslak would you?" Said, the woman.
"Yes, I am," He said, with a smile.
"Mr Szyslak. We are huge fans" Said, the woman. " Can, you sign my book?" holding a red notebook.
"Can you sign my shirt?" Said, the man.
"Ur, okay," He said, before saying, "I just need a p-" he was handed a red pen. "Oh. Thank you"
Then he began to write his signature on the red book and then onto the man's white shirt.
Unfortunately for him, they tweeted that Moe Szyslak was in the park which made people flock to the park, at first Moe enjoyed it but as people kept coming, it got harder and harder for him to talk to Marge.
What made it hit home for him was that Marge looked like she was totally used to it especially the women who were all over him.
She knew this was the price to pay to have the best things in life.
Maybe bringing the family to the public park was a mistake, Moe couldn't help but wonder.
"Everybody," Moe said, addressing the crowd. "I'm sorry, but I can't take any more pictures or sign any more autographs. I'm supposed to be with my family, so can you please allow my family and me some space?"
And Everybody looked at each other before taking several steps backwards, and Moe sighed knowing this was as good as he was going to get.
He went to Bart and Hugo and said. "We're going to the Private Park."
"You mean, the one where you have to pay 25 bucks an hour?" Said, Bart.
"Exactly that one," said, Moe and both of them followed after him while Marge went to grab Lisa who was trying to strike up a conversation with Milhouse as the boy sat on the swings.
All the while the crowd followed them, they went back into the car, and he drove them around the corner where a much large and nice park was placed, it had a swimming pool and lots of Springfield Private school kids were seen there.
In this world, Springfield Elementary was a private school, and it did not suck.
However, before they could even take one step in, they had to fork over cash.
Moe got the urge to buy a shotgun as he paid, he did not like losing money, and his kids rushed in while Marge and I walked in, nobody cared who he was as he walked.
This was more like it.
"Ice-cream!" Lisa, Bart and Hugo suddenly said.
Maggie sucked on her pacifier instantly.
"Well, I guess an ice-cream can't hurt," said, Moe before he looked at the prices and almost having a heart attack. "2 bucks just for a single cone?"
There was no ice-cream in it, it was just the waffle cone!
They were trying to rob him blind!
But then he saw his children face and said. "Alright, kids. Pick what you want."
And each one of them chose an expensive combination.
"Why do I have such expensive kids?" Moe said as he handed cash over, only for Marge to cough. "You two, Marge?"
The woman smiled and ordered her expensive combination.
"It's not every day; I get treated by my Hollywood husband" Said, Marge as she licked her 25-dollar ice-cream.
"Dad, can we play in the pool?" Said, Lisa.
"I don't see why you have to ask me that," Moe said, wasn't the pool free.
And then he saw the pay machine for the swimming pool.
"...You have got to be joking." Moe said, there was a pay machine for the swimming pool as well?
By the time they left the park, Moe was down by 250 bucks.
"Did you have fun kids?" Marge said.
"Yeah!" Bart, Lisa and Hugo said.
"How about you Moe?" Marge said as they went inside.
"I learned that private Parks came with peach, but they try their best to empty out your wallet," Moe said.
"The park was nothing, Dad," Said, Hugo. "You should see how much we spend in our private school."
And Moe wondered how well, his job as an actor was actually paying him, he felt like he needed to lie down.
"So where should we go next?" Said, Moe.
"We can go to the Movies" Said, Bart. "I heard Batman v Superman is playing again in the cinema's and its' still god awful."
"That sounds like fun." Moe said, "We can laugh at how bad it is, as a family."
And then they drove to the cinema and went up to the booth to find a teenager who did not have a voice like he was going through puberty and he said. "A family ticket for Batman V Superman."
"That would be 120 bucks for regular seats," Said, the teenager and Moe almost had a heart attack. "However, if you want the really nice seats than it would be an addition 50 bucks."
"...give me the nice seats," Said, Moe, he didn't have to look into his children eyes to know they wanted it.
The whole family went in and spent almost 100 bucks alone on snacks, then they went into the cinema that had been automatically vacuumed by a little robot, and the nice seats were made off a finer material.
Moe thought he would go crazy if the movie weren't laughable horrible to justify the price to go to the cinema.
He never knew until now how expensive it was to go the cinema with a family and not just yourself.
The 15-minute commercials rolled, however, when the movie started rolling, Moe and everybody in the cinema could not believe how it went from a cool Batman fighting seen to a movie that was so bad that the movie's 'emotional moment' with the infamous 'Martha' scene, had them all howling in laughter.
Even Maggie was laughing.
This was money well spent.
And scene!
Next chapter, its Sunday and the Moe is shocked to find out Church doesn't exist in the universe and they believe something else. Marge's sister's come over, and they are all too happy to cosy up to Marge's Hollywood husband. Review/fav and follow!